Bit of home improvement on a bank holiday weekend. Found this Mondrian-inspired privacy film. Splash of colour and less of a dust trap than net curtains. Is… is this what being grown-up feels like?

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 08 May 2020 08:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/CapitalOneUK/status/1258383028134477824

A huge thank you to every key worker as well. We're clapping for you too! 👏 👏 👏 #ClapForKeyWorkers

Capital One UK (@CapitalOneUK)Thu, 07 May 2020 13:11 +0000

#ThankYouNHS - from all of us at Capital One. You are incredible 💙 We're proudly flying this flag above our Nottingham office. Let's make some noise at 8pm 👏 #ClapForCarers

Capital One UK (@CapitalOneUK)Thu, 07 May 2020 13:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1258517774499889154

Honestly never in my life did I think opening my DMs would grant me faith in humanity but the brief window actually resulted in a lot of these messages being very wholesome 😭 People are asking for surprise visits to their spouse’s islands!! This is the love everyone deserves 💕

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC)Thu, 07 May 2020 22:18 +0000

The volume of this poster is astronomical

Lisa St Clown (@stclairjpeg)Thu, 07 May 2020 07:30 +0000

Nick Carraway in chapter 1: You shouldn't judge people. Nick Carraway for the rest of the book:

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blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

wint (@dril)Tue, 03 Jun 2014 06:03 +0000

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Tue, 28 Apr 2020 18:52 +0000

Danforth: Confess to being a witch and we'll let you go. John Proctor: Okay. Danforth: You have to write it down and show everyone though. John Proctor:

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Thu, 07 May 2020 18:36 +0000

The 6 stages of dating someone: - Introducing yourself - Flirting - Disappearing for 5 years - Becoming rich - Taking the fall for vehicular homicide - Dying in a pool to demonstrate the futility of the American Dream

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Mon, 04 May 2020 16:10 +0000

MENtions

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 07 May 2020 15:25 +0000

I’m pro life in that I only believe in deliberately killing old people, poor people, and people in other countries

Erin murder hornet Ryan (@morninggloria)Thu, 07 May 2020 05:24 +0000

if you ever feel bad about your language skills just remember that when I lived in brazil I messed up the word for kitchen (cozinha) and called it cuzinho (little butthole) for no less than three months

Anna Hughes (@AnnaGHughes)Wed, 06 May 2020 20:16 +0000

.@CapitalOneUK - you're amazing! 🙌 The team at Capital One UK have pledged and funded 5,000 meals from their e@t restaurant. Last week we delivered the first of these meals to worthwhile causes across Nottingham 👏 To donate - bit.ly/okJustGiving @IAmCapitalOne

openkitchensuk (@OpenKitchensUK)Thu, 07 May 2020 09:37 +0000

your aunt at the NHS clap #nhsclap

Will Hislop (@WillDHislop)Thu, 07 May 2020 18:05 +0000

nottingham city transport

NET Nottingham Tram (@NETTram)Thu, 07 May 2020 19:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/EccentricTester/status/1258476283165585408

They won't, this is to ease their conscience

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Thu, 07 May 2020 19:20 +0000

Thank you @SparkleClass for you brilliant and inspiring talk 🧡 and congratulations to our quiz winners with a brilliant score of 27 out of 30 🎉🏆 Thank you to everyone who attended - we all had a great time and we hope you did too! ✨

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 07 May 2020 20:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/SparkleClass/status/1258497868748468227

And massive thanks to @anna_hax @CarolSaysThings @short_louise @LittleHelli @MrAndrew @JamieTanna @WiT_Notts @technottingham for all of the everything.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Thu, 07 May 2020 20:44 +0000

I used 6,000 N95 masks to spell out "THANK U HEROES!!!!!" on the beach then lit them on fire so nurses all over the world could see ♥️

Megan Amram (@meganamram)Thu, 07 May 2020 01:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1258418226729381888

Personally I pronounce it squirrel. Deal with it :P

Kate Efimova 💫 (@kefimochi)Thu, 07 May 2020 15:48 +0000

BUNKS #mooseposting

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 07 May 2020 11:43 +0000

If a VM falls over in a public cloud, does it make a noise?

Christian Reilly (@reillyusa)Thu, 07 May 2020 17:33 +0000

RT @sazisophiri Really important talk on neurodiversity and mental health by @SparkleClass at this month’s @WiT_Notts. A lot of learning and unlearning. Thank you Rachel. #WiTNotts

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 07 May 2020 20:09 +0000

I'm doing something slightly terrifying for me, in the hopes that it helps all of you, by documenting and sharing my profit and process during this book-writing journey. If you want to be notified when I publish this post, join my email list! compiled.blog

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 07 May 2020 12:06 +0000

Morning gang! We are going to open source the code behind the Android and iOS "Contact Tracing" apps. Busy day today, so apologies in advance if I can't answer all of your questions.

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https://twitter.com/peteslater/status/1257394525468798977

The source will be released shortly on GitHub.com/nhsx As you can imagine, we've been working flat out to get this ready, accessibility assessed, and security checked. It will be released under a FOSS licence.

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 04 May 2020 21:18 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 05 May 2020 06:49 +0000

Tidied website ready for tonight, next is shelves so you lot don't see how messy my office is. And finally hair!

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Thu, 07 May 2020 15:16 +0000

I’ve realised why the UK Government’s handling of the Covid-19 crisis has so unsettled me. It’s because, rather than approach the crisis as an existential threat to our people and our way of life, they’re treating it like they’re contestants on The Apprentice. Bear with me here…

Tony McKelvie (@TonyMcKelvie)Tue, 05 May 2020 11:38 +0000

ChefConf 2019 staff shirt.

Socially Distant DevOps (@lnxchk)Thu, 07 May 2020 13:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/halvarflake/status/1258161778770542594

Because I'm the world's greatest Cloud Economist, I'd like to point out that changing the .json to .csv at the end of that link shaves 300MB off of the file size. MY WORK IS DONE

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Thu, 07 May 2020 00:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/AdamSB___/status/1257636448326627328

i for one am sick of completely forced, arbitrary straight characters. it's unrealistic for that many characters to be straight

eine kleine turtmusik (@wehpudicabok)Wed, 06 May 2020 01:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/AdamSB___/status/1257636448326627328

so straight characters are normal but gay characters are unnecessary? the whole point of representation is to normalize it because being gay is normal and so it isn't unnecessary, its important and is no less "necessary" than straight characters

chelsea 🕊️ (@femmenart)Tue, 05 May 2020 16:49 +0000

By the time I’d finished university, I’d lost two of my closest friends. Other friends had mourned parents, siblings, a partner. Columnists think everyone’s lives are the untroubled journey from Hampstead to home ownership just because theirs were? Get out of it.

Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar)Thu, 07 May 2020 07:53 +0000

Ha! I'm totally taking credit for this 😂 shkspr.mobi/blog/2020/02/g…

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FI-NA-LLY androidpolice.com/2020/05/06/goo…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 07 May 2020 12:56 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 07 May 2020 13:03 +0000

@MrsEmma 🐱🖤 look at dis lil cat in the cup 😭

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This is what every single day of 2020 has felt like.

✨Lys ✨ (@WhimsyDesigns)Wed, 06 May 2020 20:50 +0000

riz (@rizbizkits)Thu, 07 May 2020 12:20 +0000

Tonight 👇🎉✨ Whether you've been before or not, you're totally welcome 🥰 P.S our new #WiTNotts marketing strategy is pictures of me looking a bit silly 😅

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📢 TODAY IS THE DAY!!!! Join us tonight 6.30pm online!! @SparkleClass is talking being different and #neurodiversity then we're going to play some games! Here's some clues for what you can expect 😂🎉✨ All the details 👉 nott.tech/wit-may

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 07 May 2020 07:09 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 07 May 2020 11:58 +0000

This made me laugh so much last night that I nearly had an asthma attack. The ending is *gold*.

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I LOVE spending time chatting with new friends 👍

Sir Michael (@Michael1979)Wed, 06 May 2020 19:59 +0000

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 07 May 2020 09:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1258149772676009999

Speaking of misguided splains, this one earlier was peak Twitter

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 06 May 2020 21:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/mholt6/status/1258116249285869568

Good thing DNS is a distributed system and we can configure multiple, independent nameservers with sufficient resiliency. Nah j/k, let’s all point to 8.8.8.8

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Wed, 06 May 2020 19:59 +0000