Common sense. if we relied on common sense, the country would not have voted for ten years of austerity becaouse @Ed_Miliband ate a bacon sandwich.

Stu Robson (@StuRobson)Mon, 11 May 2020 13:35 +0000

BREAKING: Government surpasses 100,000-a-day testing target, by successfully testing the patience of 66 million people.

Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)Mon, 11 May 2020 11:18 +0000

out of context new girl (@nonewgirlcontxt)Sun, 10 May 2020 18:23 +0000

Man, I’m with @feedly for this darkest timeline.

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 11 May 2020 14:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/vikerman/status/1259536456604741633

I’d say it is open source if the license says it is. You can disagree with a project’s governance model, but that doesn’t mean the source isn’t open.

Benny Cornelissen (@whieee)Mon, 11 May 2020 09:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/vikerman/status/1259536456604741633

Well I mean there's no need to gate keep my dude. It's perfectly fine to be open source and never allow anyone to ever contribute.

‏Pα̹̖̺̃̊ͩ̑̽ͥν͍̯̳̳τ̗̘̺̥̦͊̉̃ͥͫͅε̝͗̎͗ͮλ̒̓̿͆is🇪🇺 (@PandelisZ)Mon, 11 May 2020 08:20 +0000

If it’s pre-recorded, why wait until 7pm? And why can’t he do it live?

Katy Brand (@KatyFBrand)Sun, 10 May 2020 13:14 +0000

"If your computer has a Thunderbolt port, an attacker who gets brief physical access to it can read and copy all your data, even if your drive is encrypted and your computer is locked or set to sleep." tl;dr: stop using computers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thunderspy.io

Mattias Geniar (@mattiasgeniar)Mon, 11 May 2020 07:17 +0000

Certainly wasn’t the May 9th wedding we had dreamed of, but we found a (very) remote spot outside, propped out a camera and a tripod, and got married. It was a pretty perfect day 😊. Like true tech nerds, we’re calling it our “soft launch” until a real wedding 😆

Nora Jones (@nora_js)Sun, 10 May 2020 21:18 +0000

Feeling scared for the people who may be financially coerced into unsafe work this week. & for medics, carers & anyone who needs hospital care in 2+ weeks' time. #COVID19 #UK

Jennifer Moore (@UnchartedWorlds)Sun, 10 May 2020 21:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1259605060952211457

This is part of why I maintain 2 metres distance

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 10 May 2020 22:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1259600770477035528

Is it because earlier when I was making dinner, I suddenly stopped and pointed a knife at you and said "you know something I really like? Sharpening knives." ❓

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sun, 10 May 2020 22:03 +0000

Chapter 96 “Oh no!” said Langdon, 40 and a bit, “The situation’s worse than I thought . . . we’re at Mango and Lime!”

The Da Vinci Virus (@TheDaVinciVirus)Sun, 10 May 2020 20:16 +0000

So much to think about

Jimmy Two Shoes 👟👟 (@JamesCoyne)Sat, 09 May 2020 12:13 +0000

are you ok with this @NandosUK

Rhys James (@rhysjamesy)Sun, 10 May 2020 18:17 +0000

new coronavirus policy. #borisspeech

matt🔔 (@mbellgb)Sun, 10 May 2020 19:27 +0000

"The R"

riz (@rizbizkits)Sun, 10 May 2020 18:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1259581744229072899

hello i am a professional designer please hire me to make u excellent design work like the above

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sun, 10 May 2020 20:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1259525029475147777

To be clear, I don't mind seeing "hey man," at all. But I also think you shouldn't mind "hey woman" as a response to it 😉

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Sun, 10 May 2020 17:32 +0000

Fellas often tweet me asking a question and start it with, “hey man” and I always respond to that with “hey woman” and they *always* delete their original tweet, it’s a shame

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Sun, 10 May 2020 16:45 +0000

RT @CarbonBrief

++BREAKING++ Great Britain has been running for more than a month – and counting – without burning coal to generate electricity. With demand down nearly 20% due to #coronavirus, supply has been met by: 36% renewables 32% gas 22% nuclear 9% imports carbonbrief.org/analysis-great…

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sun, 10 May 2020 11:03 +0000

WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE'S ISLAND LOOK SO GOOD, AND MINE LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO FIND WILSON ANY MINUTE NOW OMG

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sun, 10 May 2020 09:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1259463615586975745

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Sun, 10 May 2020 13:47 +0000

This is the fanciest I've looked all lockdown!! 😂 we had a lot of fun for this round

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Last and final round of the #WiTNotts quiz!! 🎉✅ @anna_hax, @CarolSaysThings, @LittleHelli and @short_louise modelled some inspirational #womenInSTEM - can you guess who each person is dressed as?!?? 📸🧡✨

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Sun, 10 May 2020 12:05 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Sun, 10 May 2020 12:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/ChrisAldrich/status/1236357008472735745

Thanks, Chris for your thoughtful reply. Digging into micropub this weekend!

Thread Reader App (@threadreaderapp)Sat, 07 Mar 2020 19:16 GMT

Essential Workers feeding their families with all the rounds of applause they've received:

Joshua 4 Congress (@Joshua4Congress)Sat, 09 May 2020 10:02 +0000

Nothing says "thank you for your sacrifice" like refusing to make one yourself

Ben Powell (@Benpowelluk)Fri, 08 May 2020 19:11 +0000

I nipped inside to get a drink and have come back out to this 😐🤷🏻‍♀️

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 09 May 2020 18:10 +0000

Our maintenance finished successfully. gitlab.com is fully up again. Thanks for your patience! status.gitlab.com

GitLab.com Status (@gitlabstatus)Sun, 10 May 2020 10:55 +0000

I think everyone should write ~1000 words a day¹ for the rest of their careers. Private journal, code comments, design docs, public blogposts. It doesn't matter what you write. You'll figure it out. Tomorrow I'll livestream writing "Why You Should Write". ¹ days off are fine!

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If you write 1,000 words per day, amazing things can happen.

Nathan Barry (@nathanbarry)Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:57 +0000

swyx (@swyx)Sat, 09 May 2020 18:20 +0000

The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.

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Pattinson’s 'Batman’ Will Be ‘So Raw’ and ‘Not Sanitized,’ Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard bit.ly/31z7Ndz

IndieWire (@IndieWire)Fri, 07 Feb 2020 16:20 GMT

Robby Slowik (@RobbySlowik)Sat, 09 May 2020 23:23 +0000

America, 2020

Chad Loder (@chadloder)Fri, 08 May 2020 23:05 +0000

This is my FAVORITE genre of history shows. When dorks just try it. twitter.com/dsaarchaeology…

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Ancient Alien Theorists: That rock is too big for people to move. MuST Be AliENs!!! Archaeologists: Have you tried, because we tried and it wasn't that bad!

David S. Anderson (@DSAArchaeology)Sat, 09 May 2020 01:41 +0000

Liz Harvey (@_lizharvey)Sat, 09 May 2020 14:30 +0000