Correction: Meetup starts at 1900, so we'll share a link at 1845 - it's been a long week 😅

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Just a couple of hours until #PHPMiNDS this evening - we hope to see you there to learn about TLS Load Balancing with HAProxy and Let's Encrypt - we'll share the link to the @jitsinews Meet call around 1815.

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:31 +0000

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 16:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1260909645692100611

I also enjoy you having tuna for lunch

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:40 +0000

I'm seriously considering getting a colleague to change his name from greg to grep. Frankly, it's inconsiderate that he hasn't already. I lose minutes every day because of this.

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Thu, 14 May 2020 09:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/matvelloso/status/1260603053889052673

Ratish Philip (@ratishphilip)Wed, 13 May 2020 16:38 +0000

the epitome of being an american is how we went through all this shit to protect ourselves but then got bored and decided fuck it let’s die

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Wed, 13 May 2020 17:01 +0000

Some personal news! As of this morning, an administrative task I put off for four (4) months is now complete; it took me 8 minutes and was painless.

Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss)Tue, 12 May 2020 19:32 +0000

You'd be amazed how ineffective this technique is for getting the books you want finished.

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https://twitter.com/JamesSACorey/status/1260327786398416897

I think several people may agree with me when I say, please get you arse in gear. What else do you have to do?

Nick Tyler (@nicktyler1970)Tue, 12 May 2020 22:04 +0000

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Tue, 12 May 2020 22:05 +0000

Mocha has just discovered the joy of eating small morsels of damp meat, and is now unstoppable.

Richard (@halkyardo)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:07 +0000

WFH != isolation quarantine === isolation this mixing of the terms is the actual problem and highlights how the act of working from home somehow equates to NEVER seeing people for some. If anything, I get to see more people when I WFH (because I was able to go out + work)

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https://twitter.com/Rich_Harris/status/1260274286117490688

I get that not everyone enjoys their coworkers' company. I'm sorry if that applies to you! But I really think a lot of WFH evangelists chronically underestimate the harm to the fabric of society if people were to become even more isolated after Covid than we were before.

Rich Harris (@Rich_Harris)Tue, 12 May 2020 18:22 +0000

Jacky Alcine - ☭ 🇭🇹✊🏾 (text USPS to 50409) (@jackyalcine)Tue, 12 May 2020 19:02 +0000

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Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Tue, 12 May 2020 17:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1260140752094535680

Oh, well, you're all very lovely, thank you 💛 You've brought some sunshine into my day with your kind & beautiful words! I never know whether to share hard stuff like this or not, but I don't think we talk enough about grief, & let's face it, life isn't all roses all the time x

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 12 May 2020 11:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1260225089859182600

reminds me of programming discussions really...

Matt Brunt 🇪🇺 (@Brunty)Tue, 12 May 2020 15:08 +0000

~~every college hackathon idea since 2015~~ techcrunch.com/2020/05/11/spo…

Drake (@drakerehfeld)Mon, 11 May 2020 16:34 +0000

Look, it’s perfectly clear. You can see one friend on a remote beach in Norway as long as you are two different sides of a dimensional rift and occupying different universes.

Tom Easton (@TomEaston)Mon, 11 May 2020 09:46 +0000

I love this 3-yr-old oak with all my heart. Today should have been a day for birthday cake and party-poppers and eating too much sugar and crashing and burning. But instead I'll sit next to her little tree and miss who she would have been for a bit, and then carry on 💛🌿

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 12 May 2020 09:32 +0000

introverts: imagine being in crowds of people, non-stop, for the last 60+ days. what would that feel like for you? the feeling you're imagining right now is likely close to what some extroverts are actually feeling at the moment. extroverts: sorry you're going through this. 💖

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Mon, 11 May 2020 18:11 +0000

...thus proving that squats and push-ups can be done anywhere...? twitter.com/wfla/status/12…

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https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1259866040999333890

WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9nDUQ #Florida #COVID19

WFLA NEWS (@WFLA)Mon, 11 May 2020 15:25 +0000

Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti)Mon, 11 May 2020 17:59 +0000

Today - This morning, @akmal_farhana received her degree (which was mailed in the post from 🇩🇪). The joy of this lil' cake in celebration was only a fraction of the whole sum of happiness. 🎓 She a real engineer now, ya'll! 👩‍🔧🎉 #NuggetOfJoy

riz (@rizbizkits)Mon, 11 May 2020 23:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/mr_goodwin/status/1259944769582698502

The guy who works at Mozilla saying chromium is toxic? 🤔😂

Samuel King (@King_of_Sams_)Mon, 11 May 2020 22:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/snacks_perry/status/1259877333990768642

Guess what no one laughed

GERkunnyS (@tobiasdeppe2000)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:10 +0000

Sometimes life comes at you fast • 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jerica (@DallasMocha)Sun, 10 May 2020 15:37 +0000

Such evidence that there is for mask-wearing suggests that it protects others from you, but not you from others. So to keep public transport users safe, it would need to be mandatory. Which is isn't.

Mark Johnson (@marxjohnson)Mon, 11 May 2020 13:57 +0000

I am IN theverge.com/2020/5/11/2125…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 11 May 2020 21:10 +0000

I don’t code all the time in my spare time. I appreciate the importance of having other non-techy hobbies! ...But when I have the drive to, I’m reminded how much I love it. 💜Especially when I develop something from start to finish or from the ground up! The best feeling. 🙌🏻

Pauline P. Narvas (at home 🏰) (@paulienuh)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:46 +0000

Something we take for granted, but not a lot of people know, is that the main way we (as human engineers) interact with our backend platform is through the "Monzo CLI" - the prompt for it is £ instead of $. Also it has this sweet ASCII art.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Mon, 11 May 2020 15:58 +0000