New headcanon: These are quarantine islands, which is why there's only one human on each one #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

fluffy 💜 (@fluffy)Fri, 15 May 2020 23:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/CXRLOS650/status/1261358210482532352

Then u were never there in the first place ☕️

dopeycoolsmartb*tch🥴🖤😈 (@hehemymy)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:37 +0000

https://twitter.com/mrnickharvey/status/1261052717524451333

I'll stop now......

Steve 🇪🇺 🕷️🚵🧗‍♂️ (@oneliferideit)Thu, 14 May 2020 22:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/heykoshi/status/1261106781528494080

actually its not ok to stay up until 3 am pls get some sleep

yeon (@heykoshi)Fri, 15 May 2020 21:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1248788910760574976

yeah dude i also hate it when other people do well

the eamon you didnt know you needed (@galaxymagnet)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/galaxymagnet/status/1248800267119652864

Those the Same people saying shit like “pull yourself up by your bootstrap” . Once someone actually does well in life they get mad. 😂

Peter Mendez Ruiz 🌺🌹 (@peterm_20)Sat, 11 Apr 2020 02:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1261337796696039424

onlypaws

macoroni n cheese (@freezydorito)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:00 +0000

Infection rate back up to 1 in the U.K. I bet those fucken VE Day parties were worth it, you nostalgia pervs. This country is a bloody museum. Always looking back.

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:06 +0000

For everyone who is anti-code of conduct can you at least just say "It works on my manchine"

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Fri, 15 May 2020 17:52 +0000

Super excited to finally talk about this, thanks @netflix! latlmes.com/entertainment/…

Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo)Fri, 15 May 2020 18:09 +0000

Mat the foster kitten, meet quarantine Twitter. 6 weeks old 😻

Celina 🌙 (@Shaleenaa)Fri, 15 May 2020 04:40 +0000

Don’t subtweet your bad boyfriend. Be like Mary Shelley and write a whole sci-fi novel in which he’s a mad scientist who builds a monster, destroys his family through his arrogance and hubris, and dies alone and disgraced and freezing in the Arctic Ocean.

Icona📚 (@Iconawrites)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:28 +0000

lots of good burns here

joshua jenkins (@joshuajenkins)Thu, 14 May 2020 17:46 +0000

Yesterday news broke that Jeff Bezos is set to be a trillionaire. Experts estimated it would cost £300bn to end climate change. When you hoard x3 the amount of wealth needed to save the planet, that behaviour is undoubtedly parasitic.

Jamie (@justbalmy)Fri, 15 May 2020 07:43 +0000

i love that people are mad at Robert Pattinson for using his time preparing to play Bruce Wayne by becoming a beautiful weird recluse who everyone resents for his idle privilege twitter.com/__huo__/status…

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You had ONE job Pattinson

𝗠𝗔𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢 ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗢 (@__HUO__)Thu, 14 May 2020 01:40 +0000

Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa)Thu, 14 May 2020 22:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1261048984086425602

oh so like software engineering as a whole

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 14 May 2020 21:44 +0000

I'm an auntie again, this time to this cute-as-a-button pup! And I can't actually cope with how adorable he is 😭😍 He is getting ALL the cuddles when lockdown ends 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 15 May 2020 12:33 +0000

Oh thanks BBC.

Charlotte Hugh (@Charlottehugh1)Thu, 14 May 2020 18:41 +0000

Don't assign a reviewer to the pull request, someone will pick it up and review it. PR slowly rots away....

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Fri, 15 May 2020 10:28 +0000

Who picks up a guide dogs shite btw ahahaha

Freya (@freyamuriel)Thu, 14 May 2020 08:55 +0000

May 2020 marks the 10 year anniversary of Respawn Entertainment! From our first title, Titanfall, to Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, Apex Legends and beyond, thank you for coming on this adventure with us. Here's to many more. ❤ 🥂: bit.ly/2zxQdN7

Respawn (@Respawn)Thu, 14 May 2020 16:00 +0000

congratulations to my cat on getting stuck between the window and the window screen

cj (@currentvictim)Thu, 14 May 2020 01:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/SparkleClass/status/1260924663900798977

@technottingham and @WiT_Notts !!

Pete Gallagher - Azure #MVPBuzz (@pete_codes)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:39 +0000

I'm writing an article on how to make your Zoom event amazing (and accessible). Anyone want to have a guess at who I'm holding up as examples?!

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Thu, 14 May 2020 13:27 +0000

Thanks to all the people who joined us online again this month #php #lockdown Interesting talk about managing DNS see you all again next month bit of a tricky start but platform held up I still want this as my background though ❤️ #wearejh

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 19:17 +0000

I bought my partner a vintage drinks cabinet online for his birthday and it is WAY bigger than it looked in the photos. No way is it going to fit in my one bed flat 🤦‍♀️

katie walker (@KatCodes)Thu, 14 May 2020 19:25 +0000

Eat the rich

Lord Sugar (@jordbrookes)Thu, 14 May 2020 16:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1260949604071342082

I also got a @200Degs coffee irl! I’d missed it so much 🖤☕️

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:07 +0000

Correction: Meetup starts at 1900, so we'll share a link at 1845 - it's been a long week 😅

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Just a couple of hours until #PHPMiNDS this evening - we hope to see you there to learn about TLS Load Balancing with HAProxy and Let's Encrypt - we'll share the link to the @jitsinews Meet call around 1815.

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 15:31 +0000

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Thu, 14 May 2020 16:24 +0000