today in New Zealand our kids can go back to school because we have a compassionate government and we listen to science.

Sporran Peace (@CardsToast)Sun, 17 May 2020 19:22 +0000

This the biggest flex of 2020 tbh twitter.com/cardstoast/sta…

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today in New Zealand our kids can go back to school because we have a compassionate government and we listen to science.

Sporran Peace (@CardsToast)Sun, 17 May 2020 19:22 +0000

Fuck Donald Trump, He A Bitch Ass Nigga. (@MrDespicable)Mon, 18 May 2020 22:03 +0000

Now that the American experiment has failed, I made a library for writing CSS properly 🧐 github.com/jevakallio/css… You're welcome!

Jani Eväkallio (@jevakallio)Wed, 20 May 2020 10:45 +0000

zoomers will never know the struggle

gabe bergado (@gabebergado)Tue, 19 May 2020 20:31 +0000

oh to be browsing the crisp aisle in a foreign country with someone you love

leah (@chickpee_)Mon, 18 May 2020 19:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/pifafu/status/1262830019706892288

anything but my secrets

Joel Califa (@notdetails)Tue, 19 May 2020 19:51 +0000

I'm enjoying doing infinite small fixes to my personal website. Lovely opportunity to experiment or just tune infinitely. #indieweb jj.isgeek.net/2020/05/19-075…

Jj (@jjdelc)Wed, 20 May 2020 04:14 +0000

I can't believe that Spotify has the audacity to even call its paywalled audio feeds "podcasts". They're trying to take ownership of the open ecosystem that grew podcasting from nothing to what it is now over 15 years. How can anyone at Spotify feel good about doing this?

Gary Bernhardt (@garybernhardt)Tue, 19 May 2020 20:47 +0000

We clap for the immigrants who are on our frontline with one hand and slap them round the face with the other. I suspect this is what Priti was like at school. And I bet she eats chapatti with a knife and fork.

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We’re ending free movement to open Britain up to the world. It will ensure people can come to our country based on what they have to offer, not where they come from.

Priti Patel (@pritipatel)Mon, 18 May 2020 17:10 +0000

MeeraSyal (@MeeraSyal)Tue, 19 May 2020 10:31 +0000

In the last 50 days since being commissioned, @Edent_Solar has generated ONE MEGAWATT HOUR of electricity! That's over double what we use.

Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 19 May 2020 15:10 +0000

Yanno it’s just a small thing but it’s really sad that I can’t give a stupid smile to the supermarket workers as they approve my unnecessary purchases

Matt 😼 (@matthewherod)Tue, 19 May 2020 13:58 +0000

putting pronouns in your bio is literally the easiest way to piss off the absolute worst people on here, everyone should do it if they can

Bernie AND Bust (@fellawhomstdve)Mon, 18 May 2020 18:07 +0000

A distant memory ago at a conference where we got to meet people in person, I promised @MeganKSlater I'd play Stardew Valley. I'm now completely addicted. There's a real danger when we return to normality I'm going to try to make friends by giving people jam.

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Mon, 18 May 2020 19:09 +0000

You're always in our hearts even though you've left the nest 😂❤️🍉

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Nothing like receiving post that reminds you that even though you've moved across the country, you're still part of a wonderful community <3 Miss you all #TechNotts

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Mon, 18 May 2020 13:04 +0000

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Tue, 19 May 2020 07:44 +0000

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Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Tue, 19 May 2020 08:31 +0000

Someone got so violently mad about my tweets that he landed himself in jail and is still there, so I'm gonna say yeah

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u are someone’s most hated Twitter account

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Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 18 May 2020 16:22 +0000

Well there goes my morning

ECMAScript String Pusher (@tanepiper)Tue, 19 May 2020 05:40 +0000

The 👏🏻 pandemic 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻 over 👏🏻 just 👏🏻 because 👏🏻 you’re 👏🏻 bored 👏🏻

Kate Kaput (@katekaput)Sun, 17 May 2020 17:11 +0000

-----ATTENTION----- If you or a loved one has been refused entry to a private business for not wearing a mask and you would like to explore legal options to protect your constitutional rights, our law firm is happy to explain just how fucking stupid you are.

Contingency Fee (@ContingencyFee)Mon, 18 May 2020 16:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/dylanbstorey/status/1262182816047038466

you have to pay extra to see me do it on friday

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Mon, 18 May 2020 00:47 +0000

going to start an onlyfans where it's just me pushing untested code into production

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Mon, 18 May 2020 00:44 +0000

Have you ever wanted to build and run your CMake project on Linux from Visual Studio? Watch me explain it to my cat in 45 seconds.

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Mon, 18 May 2020 17:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1262458354481467395

zach i trust that my one edge-case project means that you will cancel this venture

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Mon, 18 May 2020 19:17 +0000

I just discovered the greatest house listing of all time. It starts out very unassuming and modest.

Middle-Aged Rust Belt Voter (@frazierapproves)Mon, 18 May 2020 16:00 +0000

NORMALISE PROCRASTURBATING

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 18 May 2020 13:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1262373276719943680

Well, considering all the sun damage you're missing out on during lockdown, you're still ahead... right?!

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 18 May 2020 13:25 +0000

if this was in game i would still somehow catch a sea bass

will :) (@williamACNH)Sat, 16 May 2020 22:55 +0000

Thinking about making a quilt from the weird DMs I receive

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Mon, 18 May 2020 11:39 +0000

GUYS MY FRIEND DID THIS FOR HIS WIFE FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY AND I CANT

matthew jackson (@S_McBuckets)Sun, 17 May 2020 03:23 +0000

Breaking out the mechanical keyboard since there’s nobody here to yell at me for being too loud 💁‍♀️

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Mon, 18 May 2020 06:32 +0000

They’re having a secret meeting

🍓🍊 (@VAREUCHE)Sun, 17 May 2020 16:26 +0000

https://twitter.com/sailorMEGATRON/status/1262251084925374465

Richard Spencer is perhaps the most famous neo-nazi on here and the first tweet in the frame makes it seem like she has an ordinary gym bro white boyfriend. So when the reveal in the second pic shows her white boyfriend to be this super racist, it's like, holy shit.

Brad Fakin (@edutosha)Mon, 18 May 2020 05:39 +0000

Nothing like receiving post that reminds you that even though you've moved across the country, you're still part of a wonderful community <3 Miss you all #TechNotts

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Mon, 18 May 2020 13:04 +0000