Did someone send us doughnuts/ did I insomnia order them or did we accidentally steal them from a neighbour? Help pls! (They smell amaaaaazing!)

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Sat, 06 Jun 2020 12:24 +0000

We can’t Matt because we’re gay xx twitter.com/matthancock/st…

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If you’ve had #coronavirus like me, please consider donating your antibodies - to help another coronavirus sufferer. It’s easy via ⁦@NHSBT⁩

Matt Hancock (@MattHancock)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 17:37 +0000

Jack Allford (@JackAllford)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 18:22 +0000

Donald Glover but as you keep scrolling his smile gets bigger: A Thread

harmony ✨ BLM (@D0NALDGL0VERR)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 11:50 +0000

The greatest opening to a textbook I have ever seen...

Sebastian David Lees (@sebs_tweets)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/the1janitor/status/1268752845056155650

This is amazing if it turned out to be true.

Snowball Darumaka ☃️ (@4sweettjrose)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 03:54 +0000

out of context parks & rec (@nocontextpawnee)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 22:23 +0000

Stop treating the protests like Coachella pt 17

influencersinthewild (@influencersitw)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 14:42 +0000

https://twitter.com/alexisohanian/status/1268944081562013696

Alexis Ohanian Sr. 🚀 (@alexisohanian)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 16:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/alexisohanian/status/1268943035171299328

I've resigned as a member of the reddit board, I have urged them to fill my seat with a black candidate, + I will use future gains on my Reddit stock to serve the black community, chiefly to curb racial hate, and I’m starting with a pledge of $1M to @kaepernick7’s @yourrightscamp

Alexis Ohanian Sr. 🚀 (@alexisohanian)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 16:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarrieBoxMedia/status/1268932537503682560

Canary Islands are nice and warm at Xmas. Short flight time, and usually cheap. That's where we go. Who knows whether travel will be OK by then…?

Terence Eden (@edent)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 15:55 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 17:08 +0000

The real reason why there’s no sound in space.

That Dragon Guy (@PaintYourDragon)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 23:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaintYourDragon/status/1268680517672558592

Linux made it to orbit before it made it to the desktop.

HydroxyCoreyQuinn (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 02:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/PaintYourDragon/status/1268680517672558592

qqmeow (@qqmeow666)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 23:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/rbin/status/1268904132087332864

... andddd now I can't move cos my stomach is sloshing side to side and I feel a little bit sick xox

⚡️ Razzle (@rbin)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 13:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1268813031561035776

I just don’t get this mentality that would cause you to chirp up and say “hey, that guy over there isn’t talking about the things I want him too, I’m disappointed!” Honestly, what drives that sort of behaviour?!

Troy Hunt (@troyhunt)Fri, 05 Jun 2020 07:54 +0000

The life of a Site Reliability Engineer. Total mood today.

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 19:35 +0000

America do you have any idea how insane this looks the outside

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 13:15 +0000

Goodnight everyone! Thank you @deniseyu21 for your fantastic talk and workshop, it was brilliant! Huge thanks to everyone who came along this evening, we hope you enjoyed the cats as much as we did 😅🧡✨

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 22:14 +0000

My manager called me and goes: “hey i just want you to know, i’ve received some screenshots & people are demanding you’re fired. i’m really confused. am i supposed to fire you for not being racist? do they not realize i’m black? just know, the company always will have your back”

#BLACKLIVESMATTER (@jsmitttayy)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 15:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/swyx/status/1268646154427789312

I think that credit belongs to @aaronpk and a few other indieweb pioneers 😅 happy to see it gain more traction these days though!

Max Böck (@mxbck)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/a66ot/status/1268590150205964288

Not surprised: wired.co.uk/article/revolu…

Eduardo Kerr–Oliveira (@eodsgn)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 19:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/SarahByng/status/1268580803639947266

Developers would be an embarrassment without testers

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 16:41 +0000

It continues to blow my mind that "it's just a few bad apples" is being used as an excuse to do nothing, when the proverb is literally "a few bad apples SPOILS THE BUNCH". The moral lesson is not about the existence of bad apples, but that failure to remove them SPOILS THE BUNCH.

DHH (@dhh)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 20:14 +0000

With our #TechNott and #WiTNotts online events we see quite a few people leave after the talk but the workshop in the 2nd half is by far my favourite part - today I'm chatting and drawing with four lovely people in my group and it feels like the before times ☺️

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 19:35 +0000

Sorry I've been so rubbish at replying to messages this last week, things are quite tough mental health/life wise at the moment. Promise I'll be back on it soon. Just need to wait for all these to take effect, have been struggling a little. Take care all xxx

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 16:36 +0000

I lost my aunt today..... she’s not dead, just racist.

TJ👽 (@trevormeyer_)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 05:51 +0000

I’ve been rewatching Brooklyn 99 for the last month or so and last night the episode that was up was season 4 episode 16. It’s the episode where Terry gets stopped by a police officer for just being in his neighbourhood. Very topical, and in my (maybe naive) opinion, well done.

twitter.com/louisathelast/…

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Could Brooklyn 99 just suddenly and without explanation switch to being about a post office

Louisa 🌈👭 (@LouisatheLast)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 16:23 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 04 Jun 2020 09:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/camkidman/status/1268237867597230081

We do. Will be open-sourcing soon. console1984. Great work by @jorgemanru ✌️

DHH (@dhh)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 17:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/durumcrustulum/status/1268266931951370247

It's a Google product. It'll be shut down tomorrow probably.

🏡 Matt Holt (@mholt6)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 20:13 +0000

When you grow up and realize the meaning behind our childhood movies.

Alex Wheat Jr. (@KingWheatXVI)Tue, 02 Jun 2020 23:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/abbyfuller/status/1268256100983304192

Imagine what could be accomplished if they channeled all of that energy into not being a piece of shit

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 20:56 +0000

Already found people claiming that Mark Zuckerberg can’t understand racism because he’s autistic. Same argument they try to use with musk. Stop equating malicious bigotry to our autistic community which is striving for race equity and standing with the protestors.

princess entrapta says black lives matter (@voidfemme)Tue, 02 Jun 2020 19:38 +0000

Hackers, can we all just take a moment to imagine the back end that must have existed to let something like this happen twitter.com/stowydad/statu…

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Minnesota Senate and some state agency web sites hacked. #mnleg

Brian Bakst (@Stowydad)Tue, 02 Jun 2020 23:10 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 02 Jun 2020 23:21 +0000

If a picture is worth a thousand words, these two are worth millions.

Mark from MA (@RealHouseMark)Tue, 02 Jun 2020 17:58 +0000

Content warning: 👌 [ok-hand] Hello @SlackHQ , I call upon you to remove the "ok-hand" emoji. In 2017, the gesture was co-opted by White Supremacists to indicate White Power. It is no longer a safe emoji. Please see more from @SelfDefinedApp here: selfdefined.app/definitions/ok…

Jonathan Silvestri (@SilvestriCodes)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 20:49 +0000

I love that multiple police departments just got slammed with a hardcore AWS bill because they all deployed the same poorly written app for snitching on protesters and it got flooded with kpop videos that weren't vetted or stored correctly. Bad devops is antifa praxis now.

M-x GNU Booty (@baphometadata)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 14:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/baphometadata/status/1268192247176220679

Lazy underpaid devops workers welcome to the resistance.

M-x GNU Booty (@baphometadata)Wed, 03 Jun 2020 14:53 +0000