Is it just me that really wants to have a sign I can put outside my house that reads “if you can see this sign go to 127.0.0.1”

Christopher Miller (@ccmiller2018)Fri, 22 May 2020 19:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/mattstratton/status/1263632408903122946

A silver lining of all of this for me is being able to spend more time with her 💙

joey (@josephmandros)Fri, 22 May 2020 00:58 +0000

tom nook has been arrested

Tom Nook 🅨 (@animalcrossimg)Thu, 21 May 2020 18:08 +0000

One thing I miss about presenting in person is the obligatory hand clapping at the end of my talks. 👏🏼🤪

Pauline P. Narvas (at home 🏰) (@paulienuh)Fri, 22 May 2020 08:19 +0000

RT @WiT_Notts

Happy Friday all 🎉 Did you see @technottingham drop our new season launch yesterday?!?? 🔥 First up we have @deniseyu21 joining us talking about Site Reliability and Cats!! Plus she'll be teaching us doodling!! 🐈✏️🧡 Details 👉 nott.tech/wit-june-2020

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 22 May 2020 14:22 +0000

Next up on the ‘rona comforting tv show rewatch: Brooklyn 99!

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 21 May 2020 18:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1263530536527638529

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The audacity 🤣👌#Brooklyn99

The Female Lead (@the_female_lead)Thu, 21 May 2020 09:34 +0000

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 21 May 2020 18:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/markdalgleish/status/1263273659411468288

Please RT for reach.

Mark Dalgleish (@markdalgleish)Thu, 21 May 2020 01:01 +0000

I will now never not be able to think of my ovaries as anything other than 'lady balls' 😂

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https://twitter.com/FeminemiIy/status/1263235807491440640

1.usb port 2. Bleedy pipe 3. Bouncy wall 4. Portal to Hell 5. Floatation Tubes 6. Little inner fingies 7. Lady Balls 8. Echo chamber lining.

Shhhhhhhh, still reading (@JakeSezStuff)Thu, 21 May 2020 01:21 +0000

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 21 May 2020 18:17 +0000

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1263516550415425539

Reminds me of this classic twitter.com/Wajeeha_Naqvi/…

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This is the kind of desi representation I’ve been waiting for on TikTok

Waj (@Wajeeha_Naqvi)Thu, 17 Oct 2019 07:30 +0000

Varun Vachhar (@winkerVSbecks)Thu, 21 May 2020 17:27 +0000

biryani-themed meme > regular meme

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my plans 2020

Yumna (@yxmna)Thu, 21 May 2020 03:47 +0000

riz (@rizbizkits)Thu, 21 May 2020 17:06 +0000

anything that doesn't reward pedantry definitely isn't programming

Gary Bernhardt (@garybernhardt)Thu, 21 May 2020 04:10 +0000

At @netlify we use Netlify to build Netlify, so when I make changes to Netlify I log into Netlify and see Netlify deploy Netlify and then my deployment of Netlify replaces the Netlify I'm looking at because it's Netlify I'm deploying with Netlify to Netlify. #netlify

Drew McLellan (@drewm)Thu, 21 May 2020 10:25 +0000

As of today, Shopify is a digital by default company. We will keep our offices closed until 2021 so that we can rework them for this new reality. And after that, most will permanently work remotely. Office centricity is over.

Tobi Lutke 🌳🌲🛒🕹 (@tobi)Thu, 21 May 2020 14:55 +0000

javascript why u do dis? 😶

Kap 💃 (@kapehe_ok)Wed, 20 May 2020 17:04 +0000

Congratulations to Rachel Morgan-Trimmer @sparkleclass who has been nominated for the Entrepreneur of Excellence Award at The National Diversity Awards 2020 in association with @itvnews To vote please visit nationaldiversityawards.co.uk/nominate #NDA20 #Nominate #VotingNowOpen #ITVNews

National Diversity Awards #NDA20 (@ndawards)Thu, 21 May 2020 14:02 +0000

Now you may have thought that I'm out of touch with the younglings but look at me, I think I just nailed that Untitled Goose Crossings game.

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Thu, 21 May 2020 14:25 +0000

ok THIS is the best one yet! 😂👏

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my plans 2020

Astu pata pota mita hija (@DaniJCoello)Tue, 19 May 2020 11:40 +0000

riz (@rizbizkits)Thu, 21 May 2020 09:40 +0000

Twitter, I love you. Please don’t do this when there are women and POC who should be verified (public figures, victims of fake accounts pretending to be them, large followings) and receive targeted harassment cannot be because of your policies. It’s such a bad look. twitter.com/twittercomms/s…

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reply if you want to be verified!

Twitter Comms (@TwitterComms)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:45 +0000

Christina Warren @ #MSBuild Live (@film_girl)Thu, 21 May 2020 01:14 +0000

⬇️ This is really cool and thanks to it I found out that I was sending an incorrect microformat.

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The past couple of weeks I’ve been working on a side project that actually made it to being finished and released! 🙌 A JavaScript #microformats parser aimes.me.uk/2020/05/18/wri…

Aimee Gamble-Milner (@aimeegamble)Mon, 18 May 2020 16:45 +0000

Ana Rodrigues (@ohhelloana)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:32 +0000

The past couple of weeks I’ve been working on a side project that actually made it to being finished and released! 🙌 A JavaScript #microformats parser aimes.me.uk/2020/05/18/wri…

Aimee Gamble-Milner (@aimeegamble)Mon, 18 May 2020 16:45 +0000

Bold of Spotify to assume I've even started working

Dylan Phelps (@dylanp__)Wed, 20 May 2020 14:17 +0000

RT @technottingham

Are you excited to hear what we've got planned for the next season of #TechNott?!?? You should be, it's awesome!! More details coming soon 🎉

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 20 May 2020 19:07 +0000

Remember when there were, but then @TwitterAPI decided that there shouldn't be anymore?

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Reply if there’s a better app

Twitter (@Twitter)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:21 +0000

Justin Yorke (@bangfalse)Wed, 20 May 2020 21:13 +0000

Hi twitter, have you considered being less smug about your history of enabling hate speech and harassment in the cause of engagement? Fixing context collapse is going to take more than this. kevinmarks.com/twitterhatespe…

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Twitter (@Twitter)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:21 +0000

Kevin Marks (@kevinmarks)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:50 +0000

Hey @twittercomms, maybe demoing a new community safety feature by trolling people isn't the best way to do this. 🤔

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reply if you want to be verified!

Twitter Comms (@TwitterComms)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:45 +0000

Blaine Cook (@blaine)Wed, 20 May 2020 20:54 +0000

. @MrsEmma: "I can't find my tweezers" "Where did you last see them?" "I was using them to get cobwebs off a bee" 😐 #WorldBeeDay2020

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 20 May 2020 19:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1263081316666478594

You can vote.

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Wed, 20 May 2020 16:10 +0000

my plans 2020

Rachel (@underthenettle)Mon, 18 May 2020 22:06 +0000

today in New Zealand our kids can go back to school because we have a compassionate government and we listen to science.

Sporran Peace (@CardsToast)Sun, 17 May 2020 19:22 +0000

This the biggest flex of 2020 tbh twitter.com/cardstoast/sta…

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today in New Zealand our kids can go back to school because we have a compassionate government and we listen to science.

Sporran Peace (@CardsToast)Sun, 17 May 2020 19:22 +0000

Fuck Donald Trump, He A Bitch Ass Nigga. (@MrDespicable)Mon, 18 May 2020 22:03 +0000

Now that the American experiment has failed, I made a library for writing CSS properly 🧐 github.com/jevakallio/css… You're welcome!

Jani Eväkallio (@jevakallio)Wed, 20 May 2020 10:45 +0000

zoomers will never know the struggle

gabe bergado (@gabebergado)Tue, 19 May 2020 20:31 +0000