how is ur dad a billionaire and ur camera quality looks like this

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Bill Gates and his daughter dancing to Watermelon Sugar

Harry Facts. (@HarryFacts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 05:29 +0000

愛⁷ (@444DONIS)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 19:20 +0000

Once I posted a job and said, as a selling point, that you 'wouldn't have to report to a white dude' and multiple white dude hiring managers went to my boss out of concern that 'I hated men and could no longer support them properly'.

hug dispenser aka jill wohlner (@jilljubs)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 22:12 +0000

hows your afternoon going?

D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ (@Viss)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 21:25 +0000

My parents are bee keepers. They sent me this photo from a fellow French bee keeper who didn’t put the frames in his hive. This is the magic the bees created by themselves 🐝 #bees #nature

Sarah Jane Humphrey (@sarahgalerie)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 07:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/morocco_dave/status/1271569621804552192

Schrödinger's Racist hates Schrödinger's Immigrants who simultaneously take all our jobs and scrounge off unemployment benefits

You're not meant to think the statue thing is real (@rdouglasjohnson)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 22:29 +0000

Every Sensei must be comfortable in their Dojo. This revamp turns things around. First time using monitor mounts and I highly suggest them!

SenseiCJ 🥋⛩ (@TwitchSensei)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 16:01 +0000

Churchill in the tweets, Hitler in the streets.

Liam Williams (@funnylad5)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 13:17 +0000

Reddit folks are lovely 😂

Kyle Shook⚡️ (@elyktrix)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 06:55 +0000

Medication changes are *exhausting*. I do have a very attentive nurse/friend though 💛

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 16:51 +0000

It's ok to say "black". I remember once somebody said "he's not black he's African American" and I said I'm not American, I'm black though.

David Fowler #BlackLivesMatter (@davidfowl)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 07:10 +0000

Sorry @SkyNews, did you mean racists?

Ellie (@ElunedAnderson)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 14:27 +0000

New hobbies include sneaking up to my friends’ homes, staring into their doorbell camera while they’re not home, and leaving

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 01:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/ctrlshifti/status/1271753199607640064

BubbleSec (@BubbleSec)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 10:45 +0000

Hey kids! The police dog has been euthanized

Paw Patrol (@ctrlshifti)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 10:36 +0000

Lead SRE here ✋and I can't write a bash script without Google or StackOverflow.

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If you thought whiteboarding algorithms is bad enough, I've recently learnt that there are companies that ask you to whiteboard bash scripts for SRE roles. You can't make this stuff up.

Shubheksha ✨ (@ScribblingOn)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 21:45 +0000

Molly Struve 🦄 (@molly_struve)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 19:54 +0000

Dear every #PHP developer who has complained to me about #WordPress being on old versions of PHP can now buy me and the team a fucking drink. In covid terms - come to our meetups and chat about PHP - People wanna learn! Don't give me the travel excuse. We went digital!

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 20:50 +0000

Proud of this one 👇

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💙 Oh, we're beyond astonished by @JamieTanna for becoming our 1st VIP Patron! 🤩 This has truly just made our day. Join Jamie in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:15 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 17:28 +0000

We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that

Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 02:25 +0000

BURN LINKEDIN

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 14:48 +0000

TIL I can now identify a C130 flying over me by sound

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1271490694511759363

He asked me if I'd be jealous if he had a hoodie and I said yes 😂😜

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 17:30 +0000

I feel like VIP is where is at 🔥@JamieTanna twitter.com/pfnotts/status…

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💙 Oh, we're beyond astonished by @JamieTanna for becoming our 1st VIP Patron! 🤩 This has truly just made our day. Join Jamie in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:15 +0000

Dwayne Codling (@Codling)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:58 +0000

Thank you, @JamieTanna! (this is also to say: I'm flabbergasted at the kindnesses shown through the actions of all you ~extremely~ excellent people for becoming @PFNotts patrons 🥺 I did not expect this level of a response 💙)

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💙 Oh, we're beyond astonished by @JamieTanna for becoming our 1st VIP Patron! 🤩 This has truly just made our day. Join Jamie in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:15 +0000

riz (@rizbizkits)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 16:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/techpickles/status/1271171424858902528

The company's response is confidential, but mine isn't: continued anger and disappointment. @github's words and (hopeful, eventual) actions in support of #BlackLivesMatter are just performative. #NoTechForICE

Josh Nichols (@techpickles)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/techpickles/status/1271171423457947649

My question: "How does the leadership team rectify GitHub's position on #BlackLivesMatter with our continued business with ICE despite their racist practices and policies? Anytime we as GitHub speak out, it's inevitably met publicly with a call to drop ICE."

Josh Nichols (@techpickles)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

5 years ago today, the greatest headline ever written as Jack took over from Dick C at Twitter

JD Ross (@justindross)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 16:03 +0000

netflix: are you still watching me: no but i cannot be left alone with my thoughts

hey buddy (@comicguyjames)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 22:15 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 23:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1271274095456456705

Nathan 🏳️‍🌈 (@NathOnSecurity)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 03:02 +0000

GitHub is going to non-default to "master" and keep running away from the fact that they're still working with ICE, lol

jacky. 📟🇭🇹✊🏾 (@jackyalcine)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 01:19 +0000

This is 1000% what it feels like 😅

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lizandmollie (@lizandmollie)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 17:30 +0000

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 06:31 +0000

Nigel Farage has resigned to spend more time focusing on his political caree- ah no his party got 0 seats. His famil- ah no they left him. His second famil- ah no they left him too. Nigel Farage has resigned to spend more time with his racism.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 15:54 +0000

Today during a @github company-wide Q&A session, I asked a hard question. I almost didn't until occurred to me if I couldn't ask with all my privilege of being a white man with seniority (7 years this week, recently promoted to staff engineer), who can?

Josh Nichols (@techpickles)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 20:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/thomas_k_r/status/1271189228349775879

you just cured design and tech twitter m8

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Thu, 11 Jun 2020 21:15 +0000