accidentally left the back door ajar the robohoover has escaped and gone to sit in the sun

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Mon, 01 Jun 2020 11:41 +0000

This is why I'm chubby

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https://twitter.com/ZackFoxFilm/status/1266881332422086658

End result - totally worth the effort. New York style cheesecake with a gingernut biscuit base - it's delicious

Zack Fox (@ZackFoxFilm)Sun, 31 May 2020 17:46 +0000

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sun, 31 May 2020 20:45 +0000

I'm dreading when protesters fall ill in two weeks and experience additional violence in the form of medical discrimination, lack of health resources, medical debt. To be clear: I'm not saying people shouldn't be in the streets. We just have to be ready to support them further.

Kelly Ellis #BlackLivesMatter (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 31 May 2020 23:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1266758277041401857

I want to see my dad, not a horsie sustain injuries that’ll get it shot.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sat, 30 May 2020 16:18 +0000

Trump supporters aren't my sisters in "girl power." You voted for a rapist.

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https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1267069761281642496

Hi Ms. Ellis. I clicked on your profile since you’re verified and was condescendingly called a “little girl.” Kudos on being a female software engineer. 💪🏻

Samantha (@bootsnpearlz)Sun, 31 May 2020 17:17 +0000

Kelly Ellis #BlackLivesMatter (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 31 May 2020 21:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/1267211041278005249

Not to mention acting impressed that women could be software engineers in 2020 😂

Kelly Ellis #BlackLivesMatter (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 31 May 2020 21:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThisGuyGetsLit/status/1267155007675170816

I'm so confused, I thought we were the People's Front of Judea.

Matt Goldey (@mattgoldey)Sun, 31 May 2020 20:10 +0000

I have baked some AMAZING chilli chocolate brownies. 100% vegan. Can't wait to share them with my team tomorrow. By which I mean SCOFF THE LOT MYSELF!

Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 31 May 2020 19:21 +0000

jesus, and he has access to LOADS of castles

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Prince William reveals poor eyesight in upcoming documentary trib.al/K6vPtsd

New York Post (@nypost)Sat, 30 May 2020 11:41 +0000

Toby Earle (@TobyonTV)Sat, 30 May 2020 11:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/js_tut/status/1267196985024618498

I feel like you are the only one to blame that it got deleted. Who else would you blame for tweets YOU made? And after everything you are worried for your images and artwork. 🤦

Kresimir Maric (@Kreso66Maric)Sun, 31 May 2020 21:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/js_tut/status/1267196985024618498

Actions have consequences.

EDU.STEM (@TEACHES_STEM)Sun, 31 May 2020 21:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/100IQMIKKELZU/status/1267203218435604482

Yeah, how dare people take racism and murder so seriously.

Bart (@Intrepidity)Sun, 31 May 2020 21:16 +0000

105,000 dead. 40,000,000 unemployed. Police murdering African-Americans. You’ve completed you’re mission. You’ve made America great. Now get the fuck out.

Rob Reiner (@robreiner)Sun, 31 May 2020 14:34 +0000

My fiance bit into a Terry's Chocolate Orange. He isn't going to be my fiance for much longer.

Liam Sorta (@LiamSorta)Tue, 26 May 2020 15:14 +0000

LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!! What an incredible line up of awesome #womenInTech 🔥🧡✨ Added bonus of seeing all the #WiTNotts and #TechNott stickers! Crying now 🥰 #feels

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It was so awesome being a part of this video with other women in tech. 👩🏻‍💻✊🏼🥰 @Caseyyu21 @paulienuh @_elletownsend @hollyboothroyd_ @PenelopeHindle @AlyCodeHippo @codecrumbs_ @yeahgirlscode @CoderCaitlin (Me!) @seniasparkles @luuuuliu @pinglinh @kat_wlodarczyk @codenbyte

Georgie C. Cooke 🧼 (@georgiecel)Sun, 31 May 2020 10:53 +0000

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Sun, 31 May 2020 13:04 +0000

British summer sun isn't the same without some scones. Now I just need to find some strawberries...

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sun, 31 May 2020 14:59 +0000

Look at all these fabulous #WomenInTech 🥰 Such a pleasure to be included in this with some really cool Ladies 👩‍💻💪

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It was so awesome being a part of this video with other women in tech. 👩🏻‍💻✊🏼🥰 @Caseyyu21 @paulienuh @_elletownsend @hollyboothroyd_ @PenelopeHindle @AlyCodeHippo @codecrumbs_ @yeahgirlscode @CoderCaitlin (Me!) @seniasparkles @luuuuliu @pinglinh @kat_wlodarczyk @codenbyte

Georgie C. Cooke 🧼 (@georgiecel)Sun, 31 May 2020 10:53 +0000

Elle Townsend✨ (@_elletownsend)Sun, 31 May 2020 10:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/NYPD/status/1266574330915360768

Some jobs can’t have bad apples. -@chrisrock

Derek Cortez (@DereKYblacc)Sat, 30 May 2020 11:48 +0000

Jesus actually died from a combination of being nailed to the cross and high blood pressure

Johan Miranda (@JohanComedy)Sat, 30 May 2020 01:23 +0000

looking forward to Gal Gadot’s rendition of Fuck the Police

Chris Quarcia (@_chrisgarcia)Sat, 30 May 2020 19:34 +0000

What a headline

👑 (@1kingmyles)Thu, 28 May 2020 02:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/tomakeupwityou/status/1266920442671124480

kylee (@tomakeupwityou)Sun, 31 May 2020 02:32 +0000

felicity you fucking idiot #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Matt 😼 (@matthewherod)Sun, 31 May 2020 10:05 +0000

How is it “Get over slavery” but 9/11 is “never forget”?

Ja’Vell ✍🏾 (@jvizzle757)Sat, 30 May 2020 16:40 +0000

Today - Stumbled on this Doctor Who shirt, hand-painted for me by @akmal_farhana, as a special gift some time ago! 💎😍 🎶 *ooo-weee-ooooooooo eee-yoo-oooooooo* 🎶 #NuggetOfJoy

riz (@rizbizkits)Sat, 30 May 2020 23:51 +0000

You had Jeffrey Epstein killed to cover up your history of child trafficking and rape. We've have the recipts here: twitter.com/OpDeathEaters/… https://t.co/rfqlmd4Mm4

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It’s ANTIFA and the Radical Left. Don’t lay the blame on others!

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)Sat, 30 May 2020 15:54 +0000

Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral)Sun, 31 May 2020 07:23 +0000

In 2020, we’ve had: - WW3 scares - Kobe & Gigi’s death - Australia burning - A worldwide pandemic - All sporting events cancelled - Confirmed UFO sightings - Murder Hornets - Parallel Universe - Riots across the Country - And now Anonymous has returned It’s only May.

ajizzle (@ajlyingg)Sun, 31 May 2020 08:55 +0000

marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever made anonymous, the amish, the witches: hold our signs

𝓋𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒶 (@REDPALADlNS)Sun, 31 May 2020 08:47 +0000

in multipart/form-data posts a file's filename is optional - it really is. At best it's a "should" and then only when the filename matters. Why do so many APIs make this mandatory? I just created a binary object on the fly, there's the content type- it didn't come from a file!

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Sun, 31 May 2020 07:18 +0000

Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice

Andy Milonakis (@andymilonakis)Sat, 30 May 2020 19:57 +0000

To my fellow technologist hoping to change the world, you must care for the people who live in it; and those who had that right taken away.

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Sun, 31 May 2020 04:39 +0000

Shit got a little intense but @dcab3rnet and I are safe. Only got a little tear gassed, as a treat. Used pretty much my entire brand new med kit on injuries others sustained at the hands of police. We are trapped downtown for now but posting up with a friend for a bit ❤️

Samantha Geitz (@SamanthaGeitz)Sun, 31 May 2020 00:59 +0000

I tweeted “Fuck white supremacists” and it is somehow my most controversial tweet.

Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn)Sat, 30 May 2020 18:49 +0000

Nom nom. @foxshaped knocked it out of the park again with dinner 😍🤤

Matt Brunt 🇪🇺 (@Brunty)Sat, 30 May 2020 17:43 +0000

It’s kinda wild seeing pics of so many police officers all over the USA wearing so much paramilitary gear they look like Robocops while some doctors in our hospitals are still wearing garbage bags for PPE.

🗽 Caissie “Pretty Scared, You?” St.Onge (@Caissie)Sat, 30 May 2020 15:34 +0000