It was radical 10 years ago for a programming language standard library to ship with a HTTP server. Now it feels like the right default for a general-purpose language. What radical thing would you ship in the stdlib of a new language today?

David Crawshaw (@davidcrawshaw)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 05:27 +0000

I'm kind of floored... today I had TWO medium publications ask if I would like to submit my work to their publications 🤯 I know its not a huge deal but It definitely helps with the imposter syndrome

Elle Townsend🌱 (@_elletownsend)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 13:48 +0000

if you ever feel useless just remember “share” bags of sweets have a little sticker for you to save some and stick the bag shut

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 18:43 +0000

My dad is a Kellogg’s employee and his PPE just came in.....

Katie Guenther (@ktguen)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 01:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1276963353424883712

What do you think is so bad about Vim? It has a learning curve for sure, but once you learn to pilot it it's much less moving your hands off the keyboard to your mouse. The UI takes up a tiny amount of screenspace and it matches my terminal windows.

Nori Li (@TheNoriLi)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 19:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/hmemcpy/status/1277194673577234432

Check in a `.gitattributes`. Ignore `core.autocrlf`. edwardthomson.com/blog/git_for_w…

Edward Thomson (@ethomson)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 11:11 +0000

I have this theory that while everyone makes jokes about Hollywood relationships not lasting long what we’re actually seeing is what normal relationships would be like if both partners were financially stable enough to choose whether to walk away or not.

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hetero marriages have only survived because society has made women believe being partnered is more valuable than anything else. and her survival and worth as a person are at stake if she isnt partnered.

🥳 (@NoEmmeG)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 17:27 +0000

Can We Just Abolish The Police Already? (@formerlyashley)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 00:35 +0000

Describing someone, cuttingly, as a cherished breaded item is the UK I miss.

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It was a tartan for a homeless charity you utter scone twitter.com/paulbsinclair/…

Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 20:15 +0000

Alex Russell (@slightlylate)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 07:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/_liclac/status/1277161065764315136

Alternatively; if you can’t join them, beat them. 🥊

Glenn Wilkinson 🇿🇼 (@glennzw)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 09:13 +0000

is this what the last pringle sees?

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consume

teto (@CatsaneTeto)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 18:49 +0000

Toby 🌈 (@monotron_)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 01:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/milescalebfrazr/status/1277030160835981313

I’m dying 😭 how do you manage to mis-spell a word that bad

roz🌹 bIm (@TheMoonChild044)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 06:59 +0000

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 17:43 +0000

Mmm on second thoughts I may have gone a little too long with those legs... 🤔

Hamish Frater (@OutOfTheForests)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 14:36 +0000

Another day of saying “I might go for a walk later”

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 09:34 +0000

fiber engineer: i see the problem. the reason your wifi doesn’t reach your bedroom next door is because you have covered your router in asexual stickers me: look yes i admit it was me who did that but i feel this is on you guys for calling yrselves virgin media in the first place

laura whatevers (@freezydorito)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 17:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/GeorgeRogers97/status/1276878921196281860

He’s the Chancellor of the Exchequer, show some respect.

Mitchell Dibble (@Motchdobble)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 14:16 +0000

A while back I tweeted about things advertising as "military grade" when that's stupid. I've just found the best one... MILITARY GRADE CHICKEN COOP DOOR.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 13:54 +0000

I had a great time tonight with an awesome crowd of creatives at the online Zoom pre-party for IndieWebCamp West. If tonight's turn out is any indicator, we're going to have a lot of fun and learn a lot this weekend. #IndieWeb boffosocko.com/2020/06/26/557…

Chris Aldrich (@ChrisAldrich)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 06:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/MalwareTechBlog/status/1276701655455502336

Not only are you eminently qualified, you also deserve good things happening to you.

Patricia Aas (@pati_gallardo)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 12:30 +0000

my seven year old announced he's made a comic, starring me! I'm so proud. ahh you know what, never mind

dan hett (@danhett)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 11:18 +0000

not using vim is a form of privilege, and it's one we don't talk about nearly enough.

Tim Pope (@tpope)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 23:22 +0000

Another action-packed weekend bit.ly/2VphcCx

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 11:04 +0000

I’m sorry what

Valerie Woolard (@valeriecodes)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 02:12 +0000

Parents on Twitter: I HATE MY KIDS THEY ARE A GODDAMN BLESSING FUCK YOU I’M MISERABLE WOULDN’T TRADE IT FOR THE WORLD

Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:41 +0000

A bench with its own shade. 2nd woodworking project done 😊

Robert Basic (@robertbasic)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 08:02 +0000

hi we got hitched on the internet. This is t-20 minutes before I do, complete with two sleeping cats in bow ties, a post it note of board game scores on the wall, and two hearts full of love. ♥️

Erin is getting hitched 💍👰 (@erinmikail)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 00:23 +0000

If using public transport then please wear a Noseybonk mask to help reinforce social distancing.

CuriousBritishTelly (@CuriousUkTelly)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 09:14 +0000

PUPPIES ARE TERRIBLE OFFICEMATES

Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:45 +0000

all i do is love this cat why does she look like this

racism is a public health issue (@TheDreamGhoul)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 05:14 +0000

When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it:

Olia Gavrysh (@oliagavrysh)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 06:40 +0000

What is it about space that you love so much? Im asking because I’m genuinely interested in what you have to say.

Cathrin Machin Space Art (@Cathrinmachin)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 01:53 +0000

the young people of tech just showed us that they can generate hype, collaborate remotely in 36 hours to ship something, raise $$$ for a great cause, while working in a highly diverse team......👁️👄👁️ everything we know about working in tech is....a lie 👁️👄👁️

Simran Jassal (@SimranJ3)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 04:28 +0000

It’s okay to want kids. It’s okay to not want kids. Stop asking couples if they’re going to have kids. Stop asking couples if they’ll have _more_ kids. Let’s find different ways of conversing.

Ashley Willis (McNamara) (@ashleymcnamara)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 02:16 +0000

this is what it is 👁👄👁.fm/statement

it is what it is (@itiseyemoutheye)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 04:11 +0000

Being the founder and CTO of a tech company which exploited its marginalized employees only for it to crash and burn and be sold to Github is privilege that we don't talk about nearly enough 😔

Nat Alison 🍑 (@tesseralis)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 23:35 +0000

five years and a ✨glow up✨

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 03:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/snipecookie/status/1276614672393940997

Makes a note to never hire Daniel either. If you choose to hire someone who is overtly so sexist, it tells me a great deal about your lack of ethics. Daniel, do you understand the toxicity he would bring, making it difficult for any woman to be a part of that team?

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:35 +0000

cursed ravioli

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This is what baby stingrays look like.

Learn Something (@Iearnsomethlng)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 09:22 +0000

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 08:45 +0000