Here’s a friendly boy who says hi back to anyone who passes by his yard. 14/10 would definitely pet

WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 17:02 +0000

Meanwhile, in Phoenix...

Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 03:46 +0000

Before coding, I had nothing. Just my rich parents and rich wife. It just shows, as long as you love to code, you can become someone.

JavaGrifter (@javagrifter)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 00:26 +0000

Is it unprofessional to add an eyeroll emoji to a colleague's message when they're being unnecessarily pedantic? Asking for a friend.

julia ferraioli (@juliaferraioli)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 18:45 +0000

It was only a matter of time.

Christian Reilly (@reillyusa)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 07:42 +0000

Really pleased my article about Stub vs Mock in #iOS unit testing has finally been published on @CapitalOneTech #medium 🤓🎉 medium.com/capital-one-te…

Tanin (@LandTanin)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 18:30 +0000

girl in my bed: I thought you said you were pansexual? me, staring at my wall laced with posters of that guy with the flute that’s also half goat: I’m starting to think there’s been a misunderstanding here

laura whatevers (@freezydorito)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 08:35 +0000

Having your livelihood depend on your ability to code the most efficient algorithms while simultaneously explaining your every thought - without an IDE, search engine, or other resources - in less than an hour while people watch and critique you.

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So @techgirl1908 mentioned "Tech Hell" and now I'm wondering what it consists of. What do you think "Tech Hell" would be like. Let us know.

Cyris ⭐️ JavaScript (@sudo_overflow)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 02:13 +0000

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 18:10 +0000

https://twitter.com/tomdale/status/1278076866851635208

Nobody is allowed to retweet this. I forbid it.

Eddy Vinck 👨‍💻 JavaScript (@EddyVinckk)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 21:28 +0000

I finally moved to iPhone. My teenage self would be very disappointed in me.

Jack Kleeman (@JackKleeman)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 10:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrsEmma/status/1278042318180884485

And @CarolSaysThings's slides are 💯😍😍😍 (And used one of my fave gifs)

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 20:01 +0000

Absolutely loving @anna_hax's talk at #DevOpsNotts - she's a queen! 🙌

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 19:06 +0000

The UK indefinite leave to remain application called me ugly and then kicked my shins and asked why I didn't have any friends

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 15:21 +0000

Hey peeps! I'll be @DevopsNotts later talking (briefly) about my experiences at work and if/how they might differ from yours. See you later, maybe? 👀 meetup.com/DevOps-Notts/e…

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:26 +0000

Tonight I'm speaking @DevopsNotts on diversity and inclusion in tech! 👩‍💻 My talk - "What Can I Do?" will include insightful insights like "Try Listening" plus some juicy stats and examples to show there's a lot we can all do 💛✨ #DevOps #womenInTech nott.tech/31BZJuq

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:12 +0000

You buy a place and start moving in and this happens. What do you do?

𝖠𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝖶𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋 (@Wieneraaron)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 20:47 +0000

Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".

RS Archer (@archer_rs)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 07:33 +0000

"i don't give talks anymore": boring, possibly bitchy. "i've retired from public life": glamorous, mysterious.

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 18:30 +0000

I love incense

Eoiny Pony (@finglasboy)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 18:09 +0000

Another day has passed & I still haven’t used y=mx+b

Suki🦋💛 (@Kvng_Suki)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 09:52 +0000

📣 2 Weeks! 📣 Put it on your calendars, we'll have @edent telling us all about the connected house of horrors! 👻 Get all the deets 👇 nott.tech/tn-july-2020

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 07:00 +0000

if you watch the Internet backwards, the nerds kick the corporations out and simplify the communications protocols until a single person can understand everything at once

Gary Bernhardt (@garybernhardt)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 17:00 +0000

Today - Said 👋 to newly-released Uni results. Shock joy from finding them in a state that deserved more than just a sigh of relief 🙈 Now, onwards to closing the #RizumingUni chapter in August! 🤞 #NuggetOfJoy

riz (@rizbizkits)Mon, 29 Jun 2020 16:52 +0000

“It’s BIOLOGY, you can’t just CHANGE your biology” Then how the hell do you all have blonde and red hair at 60, Sheryl

Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 21:37 +0000

My new monitors are so freaking huge they're blocking my view from two separate windows. Brainstorming a new setup plan.

SkysHerLimit👩🏿‍💻 (@Skys_HerLimit)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 17:19 +0000

If you want insider details on what's going on in my life, just call me and ask. If you don't even have my phone number, then you're probably not someone who should be making assertions about what I'm up to, sa sa que?

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 20:22 +0000

yearly reminder that the world’s first university was founded in Morocco in 859 by a Muslim woman, Fatima el-Fihri. meanwhile over at Cambridge University the college I’m studying at only started admitting women 40 years ago... time to decolonise our narratives of progress 🗣

inspiring others by minding my business (@haporsnap)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 19:19 +0000

Uni-cone ice cream! Nom nom.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 19:45 +0000

nio (@48niomi)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 02:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/sureokae/status/1276855302332256256

Sis use listerine mouth wash and blend some scotch bonnet and put it in ur fave perfume bottle ( Empty one ) hope this helps

Black lives matter (@pussoirlicious)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 21:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/davidcrawshaw/status/1277111328155398145

A WASM interpreter/compiler with WASI support, to allow sandboxed execution of 3rd party code.

Elliott (homemade-facemask) Stoneham (@ElliottStoneham)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 05:57 +0000

https://twitter.com/davidcrawshaw/status/1277111328155398145

YAML encoder/decoder 🙃

Fatih Arslan (@fatih)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 05:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/davidcrawshaw/status/1277111328155398145

ACME client.

🏡 Matt Holt (@mholt6)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 05:38 +0000

It was radical 10 years ago for a programming language standard library to ship with a HTTP server. Now it feels like the right default for a general-purpose language. What radical thing would you ship in the stdlib of a new language today?

David Crawshaw (@davidcrawshaw)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 05:27 +0000