My marriage lasted twice as long as the Confederacy and I’ve already taken down all the monuments twitter.com/cooperstreamin…

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Name a thing that lasted longer than the Confederacy.

Cooper (@Cooperstreaming)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 18:00 +0000

Katie Hill (@KatieHill4CA)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 03:24 +0000

Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans)Sun, 07 Jun 2020 19:42 +0000

Seeing how people reacted to the master branch renaming gives me no hope for tech making large-scale systemic change. It takes such a fight to convince the people with power to do anything, and yet once they decide, action happens so quickly. Then they’re the heroes! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 16:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/shit_ninja/status/1272533052200308740

Our Audrey was abandoned in a box with her siblings at the side of our local canal. My lovely vet fostered them until they were old enough to find homes. Took Mollie in for her jabs & vet asked if we wanted one of them. @MrAndrew said no, I said yes. Cut to a few weeks later...😂

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 14:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/rwdrich/status/1272445012152893440

That's embarrassing, Richard, we're so sorry. Vishal will getting sent to Specsavers for that one. What were you getting in touch about, can we help from here? -Scott

ThreeUKSupport (@ThreeUKSupport)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 09:48 +0000

💙 We're so very pleased to welcome @technottingham as our 2nd VIP Patron! 🍉 TN makes 'Nottingham a better place to live and work in technology', and their support means a lot to us. Join #TechNott in support of ProjectFunction, here: patreon.com/ProjectFunction 🐳

ProjectFunction (@PFNotts)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 15:30 +0000

My family's having to open our small shop bizness today & our worrying of 1. hoping for customers & 2. stressing about the logistics of a crowd, is beyond description. Our WFH tech jobs are a privilege, so you better know I will do *whatever* to extend this cushion to others.

riz (@rizbizkits)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 10:25 +0000

I want to get a liiiiiittle more frequent with my blog posts, once a month is not frequent enough for all these ideas I have 📝🧐

Elle Townsend✨ (@_elletownsend)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 16:08 +0000

Actually, its only SRE if it's from the cloud division of Google, otherwise it's just sparkling devops.

Czarknado 🦈🌪️ (@pczarkowski)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 19:03 +0000

Matt Hancock is getting the party poppers out and having a big ol' celebraysh for "only 36" deaths from COVID-19 in this country yesterday. New Zealand had 22 deaths in total. Not yesterday, not this month - in TOTAL.

Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 17:36 +0000

https://twitter.com/food_168/status/1271555877955342338

2020’s gotten so weird that we skipped four months and started smearing jizz on cookies

i drink your milkshake (@zodialacour)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 03:24 +0000

Rashad Robinson (@rashadrobinson)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 12:14 +0000

This dude’s called Milo. Never met him before, but he came to tell us we were unknowingly growing catnip, and that it was his responsibility to rip it all out and destroy it.

Rob Whitaker (@RobRWAPP)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 21:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1272148066607550466

Uh oh Mastercard

mspacey (@mspacey4415)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 00:27 +0000

My dog does this every time we set the table and I cannot stress enough how much I respect her optimism

Jay Willis (@jaywillis)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 19:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1272148066607550466

I'm going to be entirely honest, this seems like a pointless change from a company that's under scrutiny for doing business with certain government entities with questionable views on civil rights.

Edwin\x0 (@AzFlagBestFlag)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 00:27 +0000

Watching #artemisfowl. This is aggressively bad. No one involved in this movie read the book. This is painful and sad and a waste of money. Worst Spy Kids movie in memory.

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 15 Jun 2020 03:58 +0000

I’ve been drinking at least 4 liters of water per day for the past month and honestly I feel embarrassed I didn’t do this long ago. The difference in how I feel is remarkable. Science is right. 🌊

Oliver Beattie (@obeattie)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 19:04 +0000

Some days I’m an absolute whizz at coding. Sometimes I surprise myself by how quickly I can get something developed. But then I have moments where I spend over an hour trying to center a div. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 20:32 +0000

To make sure nobody shares a photo of you, put a GettyImages® watermark on your face mask.

Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 00:38 +0000

What a hill to die on

Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 10:56 +0000

The number of ‘remind me in a year’ tweets after this 😂 Also though genuinely keen to follow this!

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HSBC moves from 65 relational databases into one global MongoDB database diginomica.com/hsbc-moves-65-…

Vasyl Boroviak (@kore_sar)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 02:34 +0000

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 19:55 +0000

A few people have asked me about my RSS feed not working, I think the issue has been fixed now! If it doesn't - let me know 😊 Add the link below to your RSS feed woo! pawlean.com/feed/

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Sun, 14 Jun 2020 14:03 +0000

how is ur dad a billionaire and ur camera quality looks like this

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Bill Gates and his daughter dancing to Watermelon Sugar

Harry Facts. (@HarryFacts)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 05:29 +0000

愛⁷ (@444DONIS)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 19:20 +0000

Once I posted a job and said, as a selling point, that you 'wouldn't have to report to a white dude' and multiple white dude hiring managers went to my boss out of concern that 'I hated men and could no longer support them properly'.

hug dispenser aka jill wohlner (@jilljubs)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 22:12 +0000

hows your afternoon going?

D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ (@Viss)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 21:25 +0000

My parents are bee keepers. They sent me this photo from a fellow French bee keeper who didn’t put the frames in his hive. This is the magic the bees created by themselves 🐝 #bees #nature

Sarah Jane Humphrey (@sarahgalerie)Sat, 13 Jun 2020 07:48 +0000

https://twitter.com/morocco_dave/status/1271569621804552192

Schrödinger's Racist hates Schrödinger's Immigrants who simultaneously take all our jobs and scrounge off unemployment benefits

You're not meant to think the statue thing is real (@rdouglasjohnson)Fri, 12 Jun 2020 22:29 +0000