All this isolation has meant I have been able to focus working on some other things I enjoy. I'm working on a little learning project with SwiftUI and I'm going to be documenting things that are useful to know, like ViewBuilders, here: houman.codes/posts/swiftui-…

Houman Brinj (@houmanB)Mon, 11 May 2020 19:28 +0000

It has been 120 days - to the minute - since I started lockdown.

Terence Eden (@edent)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 18:46 +0000

Ah yes, recruiter. I do have 12+ years of @HashiCorp Vault experience. Mind you that @armon's first commit was in 2015: github.com/hashicorp/vaul…

Seth Vargo (@sethvargo)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 17:36 +0000

Mixed feelings about the gym re-opening on the 25th of July. I’ve missed going to the gym and lifting heavy, but the thought of going back — maybe with my ‘new’ excessive paranoia — and having people share the same closed up air as me is just 😷

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:03 +0000

Not one for bragging but feeling v proud to say that as a northern, working class, state school educated, first generation student from a single parent household I've got a FIRST CLASS DEGREE FROM OXFORD!!

jemma (@midgetjems)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 07:30 +0000

New shirt. Same bullshit.

Kristen Seversky (@KR1573N)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 14:48 +0000

Thanks so much for having me @PHPMinds ! I had a great time! If anyone wants the slides you can find them here: noti.st/averagemarcus/… Feel free to DM if you have any questions.

Marcus Noble (@Marcus_Noble_)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 18:43 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratations!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

You can’t call it GDPR unless it originated from the Gedeperè region of Brussels, otherwise it’s just the California Privacy Act

Harley Watson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 (@_unlobito)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:53 +0000

Learning from home is tough. And it's even tougher without a laptop or internet access. That's why we've donated laptops and WiFi access to 500 students living in our local communities. Thank you for the brilliant photos with your new tech!

Capital One UK (@CapitalOneUK)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:00 +0000

this is so fucking funny i legitimately do not have the words

faerie king 🗡 (@necrologies)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 19:20 +0000

interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana. to me this is very suspicious. imposter fruit?

thomas (@thombodytolove)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/bitandbang/status/1281260318228955136

I can also absolutely see a lot of responses to this being about frozen water. I, too, would delete that if I could.

Tierney “Space Queen” Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/davefarley77/status/1281257303149182977

DevOps Team

Oliver Weiler (@helpermethod)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 16:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Massive congratulations, Jamie! 🥳🎉🎉🙌 Well done, really well deserved!

Mica Bell (@MicaSophieBell)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/Harpers/status/1280495875165425670

Police are beating the shit out of peaceful protestors throughout the United States, and you managed to find 150 people who appear to genuinely believe that the biggest threat to free speech is that the rest of us are not being sufficiently deferential to them? GTFOH.

Sam Wilkinson (@samwilkinson)Tue, 07 Jul 2020 14:05 +0000

Life hack - put bread under Kievs to capture garlic butter leakage and make garlic bread.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Nefyn🇬🇧 (@nefyn92)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 18:58 +0000

CompSoc til I segfault! Found this throw back whilst cleaning out my flat @UoNComputerSci @CompSocNotts

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:21 +0000

Every time we tease any UK co-worker about spelling something differently, we get this picture back in chat:

Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:41 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations 👏😎

Antonis Pavlakis (@pavlakis)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congrats!

Chris Emerson (@chris_emerson)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations!!! :)

Gosia Borzęcka (@GosiaBorzecka)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congratulations 💐

Neeshu (@neeshu_singhal)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Big Congrats, very well deserved 🥳

Tanin (@LandTanin)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

congrats! :D

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Congrats Jamie! Very well deserved 🙌🙌

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:09 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1281166228845928449

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:06 +0000

I... regret asking

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:17 +0000

Sure, sex is great. But have you ever merged a PR that was open for 15 days and had 200+ comments.

Safia Abdalla (@captainsafia)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 01:18 +0000

being a trans woman who transitioned halfway into her career gives you this unique ability to know with extreme certainty when yr being treated differently bc of yr gender, but without the power to do literally anything about it

Self-Cara (@caraesten)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:12 +0000

protip: Git is advertised as a "collaboration" tool, but advanced devs know its actually a blame tool. To use git properly, learn these phrases: "It'll be done if Amy ever approves it" "I didn't expose that API key, Steve did" "Well, it's been broken since Tom merged his change"

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 02:05 +0000

I just pushed to production for the first time on my own.

Tori Fluharty 🌻 (81%) (@_torrborr)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:26 +0000

I've had 3 calls today: 1. Huge football team in the UK wanting to use Fathom 2. Sharing work with a developer friend 3. An elderly gentleman telling me my code is bad & broken This mixture keeps me grounded.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:06 +0000

My back has so much tech debt.

David Hoang (@davidhoang)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:13 +0000

Might make it a rule that I don't date people who haven't done therapy. I'm not pairing with someone who hasn't debugged

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:09 +0000

Are there any techie 'reaction' videos out there? No-one checking out the kubernetes codebase and live-streaming their response as they try and grok the codebase? Tearing their hair out at trying to install Spinnaker? Would this be entertainment or some kind of torture to watch?

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 21:04 +0000

every now and then I remember that we once booked out a whole nandos for several hundred students and ate every chicken wing they had and really I peaked too soon

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 17:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1280924730560831491

A surprisingly large amount of my career to date has been based on taking large numbers of students to nandos, but this particular extravangaza was in Baltimore during SIGCSE. It was so good

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 18:03 +0000