https://twitter.com/rothgar/status/1276552149124526081

Hahaha. Long story short, we inherited a ton of smaller, low-traffic sites from studios, Hollywood Recs, etc. that were all on a shared cluster of servers. Ariana Grande tweeted the URL out to her millions of fans announcing a new tour and crushed us with the traffic. Whoops.

Greg (@waltisfrozen)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 16:35 +0000

@ tech & design twitter today 👁👄👁

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 16:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/hankchizljaw/status/1276538387734896642

Yeah fuck those people 👀👄👀

Andy 👁👄👁 Thompson (@_pdandy)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 16:44 +0000

us-west-3

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OK, what do we actually call Climate Pledge Arena? Nickname suggestions needed for Seattle venue geekwire.com/2020/ok-actual…

GeekWire (@geekwire)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 18:59 +0000

HydroxyCoreyQuinn (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 02:44 +0000

I appreciate the sentiment behind the NHS clap, but I absolutely despite the ritual of it when the staff aren't seeing pay rises, or when student nurses' contracts got cancelled early. It's just a farce. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-531774…

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 13:11 +0000

Dwarf Lemur sees strawberry for the first time!

Back To Nature (@backt0nature)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 05:10 +0000

The word "muse" was invented to not pay women for ideas right?

Hana Michels (@HanaMichels)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 16:33 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 10:21 +0000

TFW you can't remember how to do something in vim with your conscious mind, but after a few seconds your fingers do.

Ian Miell (@ianmiell)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 11:09 +0000

Lockdown got me feelin like Caecillius cus this bitch est in horto

Michael Parenti Fanzine (@AllegedlyMiri)Thu, 07 May 2020 10:54 +0000

spent my day debugging makefiles, discussing kernel release cycles, and reviewing architecture diagrams...and now I am going to do something else because I am fully satisfied?? is this what it's supposed to be like

bletchley punk is a fullmetal engineer (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 00:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/MeganCaywood/status/1276255668798922763

Oh no what fresh hell is this

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 20:59 +0000

Chapter 99 in The Tech Industry Is Broken With Problems It Has No Desire To Fix.

Laura Kalbag (@LauraKalbag)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 10:56 +0000

[rfc] [discussion] code proposal for a plan to refactor state management app-wide [+4,171 / -2,917] ✅ Changes approved by 12 people 💬 2 Comments [nit] make the unread message indicator blue instead of red [+3 / -3] 🛑 Changes Requested 💬 12,719 Comments

laura whatevers (@freezydorito)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 18:42 +0000

Why would you.... nvm 🥴

laïs 🐍 (@geezlais)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 12:42 +0000

Oh no

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 08:53 +0000

tfw

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 16:50 +0000

Yesterday, @Keir_Starmer @JonAshworth @leicesterliz and I, brought a motion to Parliament calling on the Government to introduce weekly testing of NHS and care staff. 331 Conservative MPs voted against it, even though they spent many Thursdays clapping for carers.

Dr Rosena Allin-Khan (@DrRosena)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 08:19 +0000

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

Gareth Baines (@DrGABaines)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 17:27 +0000

I'm on hold with my bank and this is the shit they are playing 😐😐

hsky the god (@jkmb)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/jkmb/status/1275873332718600192

I like to imagine they have someone playing this live & they are very tired n stressed

McDumbass Supreme🌻 (@junojoestar)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:42 +0000

lol seeing guys that spent the last twenty years prepping their bunker to survive indefinitely in a nuclear winter are giving up after wearing a thin cloth mask for three weeks.

Matt Haughey 😷 (@mathowie)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 22:29 +0000

when girls mention sexual assaults men’s first response is “happens to men too” yet when men talk about the high rates of male suicide which is a very valid problem in our society you will NEVER find a girl say “happens to girls too” because we understand basic empathy

molly (@mollykhadija)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:59 +0000

I'd been fearing just this.

Whit Stillman (@WhitStillman)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 21:08 +0000

A year ago today Chiefy was given a 50/50 chance of surviving a horrible rare viral infection that left her weak and miserable. Today she's proudly still carrying extra turkey weight from Christmas and is her usual bouncy shiny happy self. So grateful to our wonderful vet.

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 11:54 +0000

Moving to Apple Silicon is really a cost-cutting measure. Now Apple only needs to charge a leg, because the ARM is included

Joe Groff (@jckarter)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 16:28 +0000

I noticed I slowed down my blogging last month or so for the first time, basically ever. I'd been going twice a week for like 18 years but this month has been hard. And that OK. If you're 50% OK that's OK also. Acknowledge it and take care of yourself. hanselman.com/blog/monthview…

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 01:08 +0000

Reminder that GitHub’s salespeople celebrates renewing their ICE contract with bald eagle and American flag emojis latimes.com/business/techn…

Sebastian (@sebmck)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 07:02 +0000

The Onion is reality now

David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 21:41 +0000

We did it, America. We flattened the curve.

The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 15:16 +0000

Went to post an anchorman gif in a work slack channel and 10 mins later I’m still hitting shuffle and cackling like a crazy person.

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:02 +0000

there is no anxiety like waiting for your turn in a group ice breaker

Lily (@lilykonings)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:27 +0000

men are like ‘i cant avoid touching a womans waist when i pass by her in the pub’ mate what do you do if you need to pass by a guy do you just stay in place until you get the pokeflute

laura whatevers (@freezydorito)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 15:24 +0000

Tik toks that make me laugh, a thread 👇 Have to start with this one, cause I’m writing a talk and this is a forever mood 😅

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/rwdrich/status/1275799764727222278

I miss these days. Pushing 29 now... really modelling the waterfall methodology down my back right now.

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:21 +0000

The concept of "Evil races" has always been a copout writing tactic deeply rooted in racism. All the people crying about getting rid of it completely lack imagination and the ability to write conflict without portraying an entire peoples as inherently evil.

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D&D is getting rid of the concept of 'evil' races buff.ly/2BCWuYL

PC Gamer (@pcgamer)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 00:20 +0000

Di'Rico L. Baker (@rico_rants)Wed, 24 Jun 2020 15:15 +0000

https://twitter.com/_BillieBelieves/status/1275507355820703748

Why have no spies replied to this

Billie (@_BillieBelieves)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 20:41 +0000

Imagine being a spy right now, stuck at home trying to convince your family you have a normal job

Billie (@_BillieBelieves)Tue, 23 Jun 2020 19:11 +0000

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Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 07:00 +0000