https://twitter.com/cybe_rpunkfixer/status/1292895201606934538

Look it up, baby. You’ll see my name on it.

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 18:47 +0000

me preparing this Rubyfmt talk like: Hi yes, I'm a woman who's more technical than most 'technical' men in this industry.

Penelope literally has no balls (@penelope_zone)Tue, 11 Aug 2020 10:58 +0000

I had to say goodbye to my mom dying of COVID over zoom. But I'm sure your brunch, your bar hop, your party was worth it.

Tim Zook (he/him) (@warofthesuburbs)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 20:35 +0000

So, I have a new fetish and it's Ian slapping bros in the face on Twitter

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Look it up, baby. You’ll see my name on it.

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 18:47 +0000

Kat Cosgrove's DevOps and Thirst Traps Emporium 🍑 (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 23:44 +0000

I'm a vital and valued member of the #TechNott organising team - what do I do? I make a great beeping noise to signal the end of a 5 minute lighting talk 😂

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 19:13 +0000

Your blog should be written at a reading level your preferred readers would understand. Remember that English is not everyone's first language. Be mindful of using idioms and more complex words in your articles.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 20:01 +0000

Nanoleaf lights really bring a room together!

Brittnaynay (@brittnaynay3)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 18:31 +0000

If it's so imperative to control the virus, why aren't the government putting their marketing budget to tell us about, perhaps, the most successful strategy for doing so: wearing a mask?

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 18:14 +0000

boys who are mean to women because they're not technical enough never want to talk tech with me :(

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 15:13 +0000

Hey! You know Google Meet? Did you know there is a Google Meet chat bot for Google Chat? But, guess what!? Google Chat's Google Meet has *nothing* to do with Google Meet! Google Meet is for scheduling meetings, obviously. Whereas Google Meet is a video call service. #GoogleMeet

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 16:11 +0000

Me, after you sacked me. twitter.com/asos/status/12…

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Brb, figuring out how to get through the rest of 2020.

ASOS (@ASOS)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 19:01 +0000

𝔸𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖. (@Archie_Saunders)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 19:08 +0000

Watching infosec people argue that the appropriate thing to do is let the law handle it is some extreme "this is fine as long as nobody violates the spec" energy

Matthew Garrett (@mjg59)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 10:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/SCiofliceanu/status/1292762808145387522

Usage of observational skills is something necessary that you should learn first. You’ll need that for CTFs and bug hunting and it’s apparent you are currently lacking it.

Leroy Smith (@LeroySmithTech)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 14:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/SCiofliceanu/status/1292762808145387522

Read the room, this isn't the time or place to ask.

nocksie 🏴 (@nocksies)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 10:20 +0000

men who objectify & sexualize women whom they want to fuck but also get mad when women are sexually liberated & want to fuck are the human equivalent of dogs who want you to throw the ball for them but won't let you take the ball from them. what do y'all want from us

onlyfans.com/jasminericegirl (@jasminericegirl)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 19:29 +0000

Alright, time to set up a new #Micropub server, a sample static site, and move Celestial forward. Let's go! 😍 #indieweb

Ru Singh (@iamhirusi)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 12:41 +0000

I’m the only person in my company Slack and I still can’t stop checking it every 5 minutes why am I like this

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 09:44 +0000

a year since everyone thought i was holding a baby scan <3

sio (@Siobhann___)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 00:00 +0000

I don't care who you are or what cool tools you've built, it is not okay to beat your partner. Ever. There are no excuses. It's not acceptable behavior and infosec should not tolerate it.

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 10 Aug 2020 03:58 +0000

Please help spread the word! @tiktok_us #facetimeprank

Lizzie Velasquez (@littlelizziev)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 07:34 +0000

I'm sorry the what

Dr Emma Southon (@NuclearTeeth)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 18:26 +0000

I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable

Johnny Chiodini (@johnneh)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 12:15 +0000

What - and I can’t stress this enough- the fuck

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I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable

Johnny Chiodini (@johnneh)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 12:15 +0000

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 23:22 +0000

Lost count of the number of times over the last 3 years I’ve had to throw out and re-do a system design due to bad abstractions. Sometimes copy and paste is your friend.

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Over-engineering is so, so, *SO* much worse than violating "DRY". It's not even close.

Andrey Butov (@andrey_butov)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 18:47 +0000

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 21:57 +0000

the year was 2020 and the white house had never been more beautiful twitter.com/tjpayne3333/st…

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Write the first sentence(s) of a book that has this picture as its cover.

𝗧𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗮 𝗣𝗮𝘆𝗻𝗲 (@TJPayne3333)Fri, 07 Aug 2020 17:24 +0000

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 20:32 +0000

this got me crying early in the morning lol

🍁Jaro🍁 (@jarajoart)Sun, 09 Aug 2020 14:52 +0000

oh we’re depressed-depressed now ok got it

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Isn’t it about time that the most important meal of the day is also the tastiest? Have you tried having Kraft Mac & Cheese for breakfast?

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (@kraftmacncheese)Thu, 06 Aug 2020 20:16 +0000

rax ‘oofnik’ king (@RaxKingIsDead)Sat, 08 Aug 2020 19:07 +0000