Another day of saying “I might go for a walk later”

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Sun, 28 Jun 2020 09:34 +0000

fiber engineer: i see the problem. the reason your wifi doesn’t reach your bedroom next door is because you have covered your router in asexual stickers me: look yes i admit it was me who did that but i feel this is on you guys for calling yrselves virgin media in the first place

laura whatevers (@freezydorito)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 17:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/GeorgeRogers97/status/1276878921196281860

He’s the Chancellor of the Exchequer, show some respect.

Mitchell Dibble (@Motchdobble)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 14:16 +0000

A while back I tweeted about things advertising as "military grade" when that's stupid. I've just found the best one... MILITARY GRADE CHICKEN COOP DOOR.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 13:54 +0000

I had a great time tonight with an awesome crowd of creatives at the online Zoom pre-party for IndieWebCamp West. If tonight's turn out is any indicator, we're going to have a lot of fun and learn a lot this weekend. #IndieWeb boffosocko.com/2020/06/26/557…

Chris Aldrich (@ChrisAldrich)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 06:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/MalwareTechBlog/status/1276701655455502336

Not only are you eminently qualified, you also deserve good things happening to you.

Patricia Aas (@pati_gallardo)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 12:30 +0000

my seven year old announced he's made a comic, starring me! I'm so proud. ahh you know what, never mind

dan hett (@danhett)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 11:18 +0000

not using vim is a form of privilege, and it's one we don't talk about nearly enough.

Tim Pope (@tpope)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 23:22 +0000

Another action-packed weekend bit.ly/2VphcCx

VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 11:04 +0000

I’m sorry what

Valerie Woolard (@valeriecodes)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 02:12 +0000

Parents on Twitter: I HATE MY KIDS THEY ARE A GODDAMN BLESSING FUCK YOU I’M MISERABLE WOULDN’T TRADE IT FOR THE WORLD

Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:41 +0000

A bench with its own shade. 2nd woodworking project done 😊

Robert Basic (@robertbasic)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 08:02 +0000

hi we got hitched on the internet. This is t-20 minutes before I do, complete with two sleeping cats in bow ties, a post it note of board game scores on the wall, and two hearts full of love. ♥️

Erin is getting hitched 💍👰 (@erinmikail)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 00:23 +0000

If using public transport then please wear a Noseybonk mask to help reinforce social distancing.

CuriousBritishTelly (@CuriousUkTelly)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 09:14 +0000

PUPPIES ARE TERRIBLE OFFICEMATES

Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:45 +0000

all i do is love this cat why does she look like this

racism is a public health issue (@TheDreamGhoul)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 05:14 +0000

When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it:

Olia Gavrysh (@oliagavrysh)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 06:40 +0000

What is it about space that you love so much? Im asking because I’m genuinely interested in what you have to say.

Cathrin Machin Space Art (@Cathrinmachin)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 01:53 +0000

the young people of tech just showed us that they can generate hype, collaborate remotely in 36 hours to ship something, raise $$$ for a great cause, while working in a highly diverse team......👁️👄👁️ everything we know about working in tech is....a lie 👁️👄👁️

Simran Jassal (@SimranJ3)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 04:28 +0000

It’s okay to want kids. It’s okay to not want kids. Stop asking couples if they’re going to have kids. Stop asking couples if they’ll have _more_ kids. Let’s find different ways of conversing.

Ashley Willis (McNamara) (@ashleymcnamara)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 02:16 +0000

this is what it is 👁👄👁.fm/statement

it is what it is (@itiseyemoutheye)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 04:11 +0000

Being the founder and CTO of a tech company which exploited its marginalized employees only for it to crash and burn and be sold to Github is privilege that we don't talk about nearly enough 😔

Nat Alison 🍑 (@tesseralis)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 23:35 +0000

five years and a ✨glow up✨

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Sat, 27 Jun 2020 03:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/snipecookie/status/1276614672393940997

Makes a note to never hire Daniel either. If you choose to hire someone who is overtly so sexist, it tells me a great deal about your lack of ethics. Daniel, do you understand the toxicity he would bring, making it difficult for any woman to be a part of that team?

Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:35 +0000

cursed ravioli

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This is what baby stingrays look like.

Learn Something (@Iearnsomethlng)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 09:22 +0000

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 08:45 +0000

I can’t stop laughing...

Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 18:49 +0000

Hey newbies. Here's a (not so secret) thing you should know: Nobody agrees on what a senior dev is. Some people with less than two years of industry experience have that title. While others don't have that title for 10. And senior at company A isn't senior at company B.

Brian P. Hogan (@bphogan)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 19:00 +0000

Look at this photo of a cat taken in panorama I just saw on Facebook

Sarah (@idlewildgirl)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 19:53 +0000

my boyfriend trying to be supportive

cassie cao (@thecassiecao)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 13:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/katie_fenn/status/1276630953562120194

But it also left me not being able to have children. And that’s *not* a fucking privilege.

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 21:39 +0000

as time goes on and I do more virtual conference-y things, I find I’m less and less able to give them my attention in a meaningful way I don’t feel like I’m able to meaningfully engage, *especially* when I have 100 other things that I’d normally be doing

Tierney Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 15:28 +0000

I disagree with the co-opting of the term privilege here. And it's also really shitty to equate child free to privilege, especially bc for disabled people like me being child free is not a privilege and not really a choice.

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Not having children is a form of privilege, and it's one we don't talk about nearly enough.

isaacs (@izs)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 07:58 +0000

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 18:40 +0000

https://twitter.com/moriahmaney/status/1276586137121894401

Have y'all ever considered your ability to have children at all is a privilege One that many in my generation are being forced to give up due to debt, climate change, etc etc etc

Moriah Maney (@moriahmaney)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 18:41 +0000

no context the good place (@nocontexttgp)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:13 +0000

Apropos of nothing, I am thinking of this twete today 🤔

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:22 +0000

⚡️ I'll be doing a little lightning talk about my new site at IndieWebCamp West's meetup tomorrow. 10am Pacific Time - 6pm BST Register here 2020.indieweb.org/west Looks like there's tons of fun stuff happening! Unfortunately, due to time zones I'll be asleep for most of it.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 19:28 +0000

this is hands down the best tiktok i have ever seen in my life

shrimp binch says bIm (@shrimpbinch)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 17:07 +0000

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

ɢᴇᴄᴏʀɪᴏᴜs. (@Gecorious_)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 03:24 +0000

If your university has ever used you for diversity pics you deserve free tuition.

shania twink (@onphileek)Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/rothgar/status/1276552149124526081

Hahaha. Long story short, we inherited a ton of smaller, low-traffic sites from studios, Hollywood Recs, etc. that were all on a shared cluster of servers. Ariana Grande tweeted the URL out to her millions of fans announcing a new tour and crushed us with the traffic. Whoops.

Greg (@waltisfrozen)Fri, 26 Jun 2020 16:35 +0000