RT @DanPriceSeattle

"why don't young people love capitalism" Millennials' entire careers: 2007-2010: "once in a lifetime" recession 2011-2019: pay stayed the same + all costs went up. Built average $8,000 net worth - 34% less than prior generations at same age 2020: "once in a lifetime" recession

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 12:09 +0000

RT @CrookedNuts

your back: stiff, painful backstreet's back: alright

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 10:02 +0000

my friend, drunk at 3am, starving: heyyy do u wanna do five guys me: sure?? but i thought you were a lesbian??

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 14:07 +0000

This is so perfect.

Trevin Chow (@trevin)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 06:10 +0000

Animals interrupting wildlife photographers is my new joy.

Earth's Beauty (@PhysicsAndAstr1)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 16:21 +0000

one of the best things about living with a bunch of roommates is making elaborate dinners. mango tempeh curry (me!), cauliflower rice, homemade samosas, homemade naan. i gotta learn to make the naan next.

J.H. Gold (@jongold)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:49 +0000

i just i feel a little bit you know

anya (@sbpche)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 12:52 +0000

The most American thing I've seen today.

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America has a pandemic problem so I solved it by making a gun:

Allen Pan (@AnyTechnology)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 18:03 +0000

Dan Webb (@dan_webb)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 08:42 +0000

Our Beautiful mother Yemen 🇾🇪

🕊 (@QueenAl123)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:26 +0000

The 404 page on @JoeBiden's site is a thing of beauty

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sun, 16 Aug 2020 00:29 +0000

Came out to the countryside for a few days to chill, it’s so nice to be out 💛 Although in a very 2020 turn of events, I got stung by a bee in the back of the head during our first walk 🥺

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:42 +0000

Junior programmer: oh no, I made a mistake. No one can know of my shame. Programmers at all other levels: lol everyone come look at the dumb shit I did.

Darcy Sandall (@darcy_sandall)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 07:46 +0000

imagine only knowing English and mocking someone who is bilingual absolute clownery

annie (@annietdoan)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:07 +0000

When your phone can get a picture of the Milky Way, Jupiter and Saturn @alpedhuez 🤯🤯🤯

Niamh Power 🦕💙 (@niamh__power)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:04 +0000

12 A*s at GCSE, A*A*A predicted in Yr12, gruelling interview and application process - i’m a FSM student who lives in social housing i worked so hard lol just to be fucked over by statistics. just got officially rejected. https://t.co/nnBh58sn8N

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I had an offer for Cambridge. My centre assessment grades were A*AA - i met my offer. After standardisation i got AAB. An algorithm literally said fuck your hard work, it doesn't match the pattern of the school you attend...i have to laugh #AlevelResults

Sharls (@sharlsssssxx)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:52 +0000

Sharls (@sharlsssssxx)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 20:10 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/meenaharris/status/1294676410896912386

⬇️ Take the time- Names should be heard correctly. Pronounce names correctly!

David P. Anderson, MSSE (@DavidPKey)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 17:15 +0000

Me: I’m going to skip conferences in 2020 to focus my time and efforts elsewhere 2020: lol yeah it’s “your decision” okay

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 13:12 +0000

Many people have been using quarantine as a time to perfect their bread or coffee making skills, but I personally have taken this as an opportunity to make increasingly unsettling eggs

Anna Hughes (@AnnaGHughes)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 13:51 +0000

Doing code reviews:

Ambiguity Removal Expert (@lunetics)Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:32 +0000

I would like everyone asking me "what framework should I use instead?" to remember 💖 there is no ethical consumption under capitalism 💖

Nat Alison (@tesseralis)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 22:54 +0000

Whenever someone has a bath in our house, Marshmallow has to join in

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 17:49 +0000

can I interest you in the fact that if you get promoted as a garbageman enough times in New York City you get/have to dress like a fake general

cop anthropologist (@AliceAvizandum)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 21:21 +0000

u think u can hurt my feelings? i’m non-technical and in tech

Bo Lau (@bolau_)Thu, 13 Aug 2020 23:27 +0000

Triggered.

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Nano is the best text editor - prove me wrong 🧐

STUͣͬͭ ͣ ͬ ͭ 🕵️🔎 (@cybersecstu)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 11:08 +0000

Tash Norris (@TashJNorris)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 11:43 +0000

If you are a senior/staff software engineer or architect, what advice would you give someone hoping to pivot into tech fresh now and be where you are in 10 years?

the apocalypse, but fashion 🦝 (@ElleArmageddon)Fri, 14 Aug 2020 02:26 +0000

Yesterday I was focusing on writing some docs at work whilst listening to #Hamilton in the background. It got up to “It’s Quiet Uptown” and I just burst into tears? Can anyone relate? 🥴

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Thu, 13 Aug 2020 07:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/paulienuh/status/1293811544271261696

I've had tears streaming whilst driving to work when Quiet Uptown came on. It gets me every damn time

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Thu, 13 Aug 2020 21:53 +0000

So does @dhh play fortnite or?

Penelope literally has no balls (@penelope_zone)Thu, 13 Aug 2020 21:14 +0000

Well-connected media folks trying to talk to teens on twitter today. If you want to make a difference to them, try employing the working class ones who don't have mummy or daddy in the biz & can't afford to coast on unpaid internships. Diversity & opportunity, not pithy tweets ☺️

Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook)Thu, 13 Aug 2020 10:32 +0000

Is Epic Games doing all this as a form of activism? They set up the bait which Apple took, had the video, and even the paper ready! Like, the legal action must cost a lot, right?

Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane)Thu, 13 Aug 2020 20:46 +0000