DEar future self - I did the mistake of refactoring my ice breaker plugin for giggles, in a big batch , and forgot to test the gutenberg block registration. So now im trying to track down where i broke it. 🙈 This is why you commit often and practise writing decent commit msgs

Jenny Wong 🐝 (@miss_jwo)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 19:26 +0000

Thanks to the Life in the UK test I am now permanently imbued with the very important knowledge that the normal pub opening time is 11 am 🙂🙂🙂 Maybe I will write a footnote if the question is on my exam like, “Well you see this ONE time...” twitter.com/benkentish/sta…

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NEW: Pubs can open from 6am tomorrow, No10 says.

Ben Kentish LBC (@BenKentish)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 11:49 +0000

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 17:05 +0000

Saw a post on LinkedIn from a founder bragging about new signups for his service because he opened his calendar up for demos 24/7. In a comment he said, “work-life balance is only for employees.” I’m speechless. What a terrible thing to do and say.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 10:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/Loftio/status/1279040368663805954

Update: I've done it! Mexican wave from the keeb. I had no idea it could do this and accidentally hit whatever combination of keys made it change. Thankfully I figured out how to switch it off!

Lex Lofthouse ✨ (@Loftio)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 16:08 +0000

So you flew too close to the sun and plummeted into the sea as a result of your own hubris

SparkNotes (@SparkNotes)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 14:30 +0000

If you think tech is a meritocracy and you think all people are equal have an equal shot and equally likely to succeed, then **what, exactly,** is your explanation for the lack of representation of everyone but cis het white abled men and the occasional S or E Asian man?

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:07 +0000

"I don't believe in gestures" - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

Orangetronic (@Orangetronic)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 09:53 +0000

Ok Ok. I ACCEPT ALL COOKIES FOREVER. STOP ASKING. I ACCEPT, Click

Todd McKinnon (@toddmckinnon)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 15:45 +0000

What if a Avril Lavigne was smiling in her album covers; a very disturbing thread

jovi 🥀 (@ItWasInAvril)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 19:58 +0000

I searched up "little brother" on my older bros tweets 😭

Uchechi ⛹🏾‍♂️ (@TopTierNigga)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 17:38 +0000

i will literally make out with my friends platonically y’all are weird

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y'all DONT hug your best friends what??

∗duda∗ (@spideynacon)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 20:58 +0000

yaya (@malyelff)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 20:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_odd1_in/status/1278888484741230594

Serena won a grand slam while that baby was still gestating. Kind of poetic to see her playing tennis now as a little kid

Screaming Donna (@melteddali)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 04:01 +0000

This is really one of the coldest mother-daughter photos ever

Jay Cee Neal (@JNealOnTrumpet)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 22:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/JNealOnTrumpet/status/1278824582913425408

I didn’t even know she could walk, let alone play tennis,,, chile 👁-

comedic relief side character (@the_odd1_in)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 03:09 +0000

🙂🙃

Kate 🍑 (@SBinLondon)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 10:46 +0000

10 mins until I'll be live on Instagram talking about this instagram.com/collab_future/ #youthemployment #smallbusiness #workexperience #freelancer #selfemployed

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It's pretty out of my comfort zone asking for help but I need you to help me by showing some support for Collaborative Future over on Instagram live at 11am BST TODAY and this is why. instagram.com/collab_future/

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 06:06 +0000

Tess Cooper 🏳️‍🌈 (@tessacooper5)Fri, 03 Jul 2020 09:52 +0000

Read this with interest and have emailed @TransClinicUK to offer to be a guinea pig. I don't need my womb, if a trans person would like to have a baby and I can help, I'm happy to cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health…

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 19:32 +0000

Internet Archive would like to send a shout-out to our most prominent wayback machine user: Barclays Bank

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Hey @BarclaysUK; maybe don't use @internetarchive as a CDN for your JS assets? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Phil (@immunda)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:13 +0000

Jason Scott (@textfiles)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:15 +0000

“Identifies as” is a microaggression.

#TonyMcDade (@aijuswanaswim)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 15:54 +0000

American Red Snapper 🇺🇲🦞🐟 (@shellscape)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 19:44 +0000

5yo has started saying "oh, hi atoms" to random objects because he learned that things are made of atoms 😭😭😭😭😭

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:54 +0000

Thank you for inviting me to speak! Loved it ❤️ twitter.com/wit_notts/stat…

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Thank you to our lovely sponsors for supporting us, to @charlenehunterf for her AMAZING talk and inspiring conversations she sparked and a HUGE THANKS to everyone who came along 🧡 #WiTNotts We had some fun drawing in the second half, see if you can guess what they are 🕵️‍♀️🔍✏️

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:45 +0000

Charlene Hunter (@charlenehunterf)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:29 +0000

There is a difference between "can you help me with this bug" and "fix this for me so I don't have to learn or understand anything new". Really, there is.

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:36 +0000

what a way to announce to the world that you've never had a woman sit on your face

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I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe.

Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 16:07 +0000

chelsea (@cee_ryan)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 21:33 +0000

If 👏 you 👏 ask 👏 me 👏 to 👏 upload 👏 my 👏 CV 👏 , 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 need 👏 to 👏 ask 👏 me 👏 to 👏 fill 👏 in 👏 my 👏 work 👏 history 👏 too. 👏

Callum Hill (@BeingCallum)Tue, 30 Jun 2020 21:28 +0000

Tired: main.js?v=1 Wired: using archive.org directly as a CDN for your javascript to get versions at any point in history

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Hey @BarclaysUK; maybe don't use @internetarchive as a CDN for your JS assets? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Phil (@immunda)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:13 +0000

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 21:13 +0000

Thank you to our lovely sponsors for supporting us, to @charlenehunterf for her AMAZING talk and inspiring conversations she sparked and a HUGE THANKS to everyone who came along 🧡 #WiTNotts We had some fun drawing in the second half, see if you can guess what they are 🕵️‍♀️🔍✏️

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:45 +0000

Hey @BarclaysUK; maybe don't use @internetarchive as a CDN for your JS assets? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Phil (@immunda)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 20:13 +0000

Joe just said, "Do you want a hug?" to me and I replied "No I want crisps." I believe in being honest in relationships 😂

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:57 +0000

Three times today someone has needed my help with an error - twice they could have handled it themselves if the error message hadn't seemed like it needed translating. Write friendly, verbose error messages in your software so devs can fix their own problems 👍

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 14:57 +0000

The glass has the same refractive index as the liquid

Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZONEPHYSlCS)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 03:30 +0000

https://twitter.com/auth0/status/1278714049623195653

Or `417 expectation failed` 😂

Ryan Smee (@TheRyanSmee)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 15:41 +0000

Achievement unlocked - I'm a hairdresser now. ✂️ Available for appointments from the 4th.

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 12:04 +0000

fun reminder that beloved tech co. @cloudflare not only serves this website, but wrote a ~literal case study~ about it... https://t.co/aF2Imeichu

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Um... uh... the America First shirt looks kind of problematic. shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/ameri…

Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 20:50 +0000

nate parrott 🏄🏻‍♂️ (@nateparrott)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 03:51 +0000

"So how's 2020 been?" 🧵: 1/6

Rousseau Kazi (@rousseaukazi)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 03:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/Johnderonie/status/1278378784404602881

You’re a Karen

Ralski L. (@Ralbot7)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 17:34 +0000

stop. using. "guys". to refer to groups of humans. 😡

Black lives matter (@jaicesd)Thu, 02 Jul 2020 00:38 +0000

The Book of Horrors. I trained a machine learning algorithm on over 16,000 pages of the printed @Argos_Online catalog, then set it to work creating its own nightmarish book. Thread/ 👇 #GAN #MachineLearning

Chris Johnson (@defaced)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 07:41 +0000

Some of yall used to steal Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Steven Underwood (@blaqueword)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 15:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/aadriasola/status/1278336857604894723

ok

elsie d. soundsystem (@mountain_ghosts)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:38 +0000

today I learned that the redis default port number is a reference to an in-joke among the dev team where a certain woman's name is used to denote anything they consider stupid. anyway good riddance to the redis guy

elsie d. soundsystem (@mountain_ghosts)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/mountain_ghosts/status/1278330636772814848

programmers: it's just words shut up also programmers: let's sneak a coded sexist joke into a network address

elsie d. soundsystem (@mountain_ghosts)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:15 +0000

Passed probation today 😄🎉

Graham : A Star Wars Story (@whoisgraham)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 21:59 +0000

This happens at least once a week to me, and it is something to celebrate. I love having my children barge into my Zoom meetings and I love how my colleagues always handle it. @IAmCapitalOne

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“Mummy what's his name?” Dr Clare Wenham, we understand your struggles of working from home and looking after children 😂 bbc.co.uk/news

BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 15:55 +0000

Ben Morgan (@bmorg)Wed, 01 Jul 2020 19:34 +0000