With newly added boop button 😂

CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:47 +0000

Love how I haven’t written a blog post in 6 months but now that I’m getting ready for something I’m already late for, the words are emphatically trying to break out of my brain 😅

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 11:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/roselyddon/status/1281885086347075588

"i'm really sorry for messaging" then don't do it, my dude

Natalie Alana Ashton is convalescing (@Natalan)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 09:50 +0000

Wish my unfit arse good luck 😅

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 09:55 +0000

They call it a Roy-owl with cheese. #owlkitty #PulpFiction #tarantino

OwlKitty (@Owl__Kitty)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 08:40 +0000

Chicken Run 2 announcement! I have officially been plucked, stuffed & roasted. If you are interested, do read what I have to say about it. #ageism @actforchangehq online.flippingbook.com/view/423425/

Julia Sawalha (@JuliaSawalha1)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:05 +0000

I didn't change my last name when I got married bc i've been in enough incident reviews to know you should never change your primary key.

devon (@devonbl)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 21:09 +0000

Show this to someone who doesn’t get it.

Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 20:44 +0000

Well done typo.

Facts Central (@StillDelvingH)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 17:37 +0000

Added a widget to the footer of my personal site for any page speed-tested through Speedlify. Pulls in the latest run data including request count, page weight, and @____lighthouse scores 😍

Zach Leatherman (@zachleat)Sun, 12 Jul 2020 03:55 +0000

The biggest daily mindfuck is when I deal with is yellow emojis (which are everywhere) Despite being considered yellow as an Asian person historically, yellow emojis represent a “neutral default” AND are perceived as white (like think about the Simpsons) Every. Single. Time.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:34 +0000

https://twitter.com/nonswearyphil/status/1281975596772401153

I’m not sure one should be considered default? Nothing about race is neutral

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 15:37 +0000

Hey @NerdPyle pizza for you

Barry Dorrans (@blowdart)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:02 +0000

a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear

eric curtin (@dubstep4dads)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 18:25 +0000

Pack it up pack it in

Paul (@bingowings14)Wed, 08 Jul 2020 10:48 +0000

This kitty loves his new toy

Life on Earth (@planetpng)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 06:45 +0000

🔮One of the more popular apps for 2023 for Apple AR glasses will be an app called “Smile”. It will restructure the world where everyone that sees you smiles. It will have an interesting impact on society in ways not understood in 2020.

Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 14:35 +0000

Watching Avengers Endgame, seeing a world where people are struggling to deal with a worldwide catastrophe, it might be the closest thing we have to a film that depicts a post-Covid world

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 21:03 +0000

RT @JoshWComeau

Are you still asking your users to 'Right click and “Save As…”'? Use the anchor `download` attribute instead. 🔥 Better UX ✨ lets you specify the suggested filename ☎ Works on Android ⚠️ Image must be on same origin Learn more: developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web…

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:14 +0000

RT @ios_memes

🙈 (From @AustinConlon)

Carol 😅 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 12:58 +0000

this is the best format the tiny cactus believes in you you can do the thing

Tierney “Space Queen” Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 17:21 +0000

RT @AbbyHiggs 4th month of lockdown is like

Richard Davies (@rwdrich)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 16:28 +0000

Ah yes, nothing people love more than being locked in their homes to have a few months of worrying about unemployment and death.

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 21:06 +0000

Jason Isaacs was on The One Show yesterday, and I LOVE his background displays 😂

Charlie Ashby (@CMWAshby)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 20:30 +0000

we’ve found updog twitter.com/ad_inifinitum/…

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fuck it. skydogs

Ad Infinitum (@Ad_Inifinitum)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 19:45 +0000

🦋 ÿûñg dïddłęłîçk 🦋 (@aaronotsosteezy)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 20:57 +0000

Four months without seeing my parents due to lockdown. Mum was shielding due to cancer and the pandemic meant she couldn’t meet her first grandkid for months. But this week rules changed. And mum was given cancer all-clear. So we celebrated with a trip to a suitable market town.

Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 20:38 +0000

Britain 2020

Andrew Ellis (@Ellis_Samizdat)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 11:47 +0000

I wanna nap inside Kirby's mouth

₊̣♡*̣̩˚̣̣⁺̣‧.₊̣̇. (@SANWlO)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 19:14 +0000

okay but what if RUSSIAN DOLL was god's way of inadequately preparing us for the pandemic & the way each day feels like a cursed, increasingly wearying repetition of the previous day

R.O. Kwon (@rokwon)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 01:03 +0000

What a shot.

Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 15:06 +0000

Hi, I’m Nigel. You might remember me from my classic hit “I hate it when those bloody foreigners meddle in our politics”.

Chris 🎬 (@illucifer)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 07:13 +0000

Should I be worried about the stability of @monzo as a bank after seeing all their amazing engineers (+ many other staff) having to leave them? 🤔

Darren (@MrDarrenV)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 10:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrDarrenV/status/1281922825545277441

Knowing Monzo, I’m sure that they will ensure that they are still as reliable as ever. 💜 Fingers crossed!

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Sat, 11 Jul 2020 12:10 +0000

£42,246. That's how much money I've paid in rent since I moved out my mum's house. Imagine if instead of using that to pay off other people's second houses I could use it to start buy one of my own. Reckon it's probably not lattes and avocados that are the issue here lads.

Al🍸an🍹na🍺h🍻!🍾🍷 (@hoochlover1917)Fri, 10 Jul 2020 19:20 +0000

Omg I think I got it working! Cool new feature, @github !

henry▘ (@xdesro)Thu, 09 Jul 2020 22:27 +0000