Trying a horrible experiment... Which will the Twitter algorithm pick: Mitch McConnell or Barack Obama?

Tony “Abolish (Pol)ICE” Arcieri 🦀 (@bascule)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 22:05 +0000

a Sith apprentice clearly not happy with his new Sith name

SungWon Cho (@ProZD)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:39 +0000

weird that offices are nsfw right now

phil (@PhilJamesson)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:18 +0000

https://t.co/XbFhp1UgEl

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https://twitter.com/colinmadland/status/1307111822772842496

Turns out @zoom_us has a crappy face-detection algorithm that erases black faces...and determines that a nice pale globe in the background must be a better face than what should be obvious.

Colin Madland (@colinmadland)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 00:18 +0000

big mac trucc (@jackyalcine)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 15:31 +0000

Lydia (@LydiaMizon)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:02 +0000

The most under appreciated step of the Ubuntu installer

Maartje Eyskens 😷 (@MaartjeME)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 08:04 +0000

my daily joy

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I made the mistake of reading the replies to one of @holly's tweets. Ye gods, so much mainslaining. Argh.

quixoticgeek (@quixoticgeek)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:22 +0000

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:27 +0000

I miss this sensation

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This photo is very pleasing to my eye

Stop Snitching (@macthearies)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 15:49 +0000

big mac trucc (@jackyalcine)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 16:39 +0000

https://twitter.com/Sp4ghettiCode/status/1307288241033404423

I'm a daddy! 😍✨

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 15:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/LilyMarsWrites/status/1306901255177015296

Following someone home while they're jogging is only an acceptable way to befriend someone if you are a cat

Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 10:55 +0000

open for a tiny surprise

gatitos gorditos (@GorditosGatitos)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 10:25 +0000

A reminder, as we head into a second wave amid govt briefings that it was caused by the public socialising, of these images of the chancellor launching an incentive for the public to eat out inside restaurants, serving food without wearing a mask or a visor

Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 05:32 +0000

The lab finally got sick of doing his paternity tests and trained him up

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Sat, 19 Sep 2020 09:24 +0000

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:50 +0000

Just had such a great evening chatting, eating pizza, and playing board games with @marmaladegirl. It's just so nice to actually _see_ friends. Like in the same place as you see. I miss people.

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 21:29 +0000

I turn 38 next week, with a handful of miscarriages under my belt. Not quite the position I thought I'd find myself in but here we are. Life is (mostly) good, I'm healthy, I have amazing friends & family. It still hurts from time to time (1/) #WorldChildlessWeek

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 09:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/SmokeAndSmut/status/1306899160927547392

This works on so many levels 😂

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 11:25 +0000

Baby don't hurt me

mutton dressed as Sam (@SmokeAndSmut)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 10:13 +0000

Icarus, when his father warns him to be careful with his new wings

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 08:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1306867286725111808

Deadalus, 5 mins later

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 18 Sep 2020 09:01 +0000

I don’t know how to feel anymore.

Bryan Wants To Make A Difference (@BreatheNewWinds)Thu, 17 Sep 2020 22:10 +0000

(silently takes himself off the market)

Iron Man Thee Nygga Nerd (@jackyalcine)Thu, 17 Sep 2020 15:17 +0000

the abstract the paper

Dr. Geistbot, PhD (@Geistb0t)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 12:51 +0000

Why are men like this still welcome in our industry! 🔥 💩

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All of the "What's stopping you from coding like this" memes originate from this dude Hays Stanford. Also from this dude: "The greatest programmers transmute sexual desire into code. That's why so many of us are virgins." 👀 twitter.com/cassidoo/statu…

Nov3 #ElectionDay #BlackLivesMatter #Ally🏳️‍🌈 (@novallkhan)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:49 +0000

danielle (@endocrimes)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/haysstanford/status/1306209477226569729

What’s stopping you?

Stephen (@stephensauceda)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 15:05 +0000

It's #DUND or #DressUPnotdown day so I've worn the sexiest word on Twitter

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1306239310413410307

Thank you for cropping this to literally just my boobs, Twitter (it focuses on text, I should have seen this coming)

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:34 +0000

Online JSON and JWT Validators Considered Harmful: By using these services, you may leak confidential information. #Security jvt.me/posts/2020/09/…

François Zaninotto (@francoisz)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 11:49 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 10:35 +0000