I refuse to be easily impressed by swa.... OMG is that a mug that Netlify sent me?! instagr.am/p/CEWzUoOJ8GB/

Cristiano Betta (@cbetta)Wed, 26 Aug 2020 14:52 +0000

I chose the name "Daybridge" for the new company because it's easy to spell, pronounced as it's written, can be spelled unambiguously, and the .com was available to buy. I think these are way more important than people realise when naming a new startup.

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 19:01 +0000

STAR WARS OF ANCIENT GREECE.

The Classics Library (@StephenJenkin)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 21:54 +0000

Wikipedia just alerted me that an edit made from my IP address was been reverted by a bot, which was surprising, so I looked into it, and now I need to have a whole new kind of discussion with my children.

Paul Ford (@ftrain)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 20:04 +0000

screen sharing your entire desktop instead of just one window is a radical act of workplace intimacy

arshia (@arshia__)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 21:53 +0000

I've written 8000 words today. "How does she do it?" I hear you ask. "What's her secret?" "Does she have a wife?" Gather around, little ones. Let me tell you the ways of the author. Closer. Come closer. Now listen. I have deadlines looming and I am fucked.

Melinda Salisbury (@MESalisbury)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 19:54 +0000

last year I negotiated on salary and the company WITHDREW the offer saying they were going to look internally for someone cheaper and then CAME back several months later. Moral of the story: always negotiate on salary because the worst that can happen is you expose a shitshow

Anna Koenig (@annamv10)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 23:01 +0000

It's funny looking at twitter and seeing the number of random companies reporting technical issues when there's an @awscloud outage

Kyle Arch (@KyleGeorgeArch)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 10:55 +0000

Today I learned that the Red Panda is so unique, it has no close relatives. It's the only living species in its genus and family.

Nature & Animals 🌴 (@AnimalsWorId)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 00:24 +0000

when your anxiety levels are lower in a pandemic than at school that says a lot about your education system

🌈sovietblobfish🌈 (@sovietblobfish)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 09:26 +0000

I am BEGGING. Someone please adopt this goon of a cat. pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/28…

elena is hibjørnating (@ElenaBjxrn)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 21:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/1296613670005309440

This secret vice.com/en_us/article/…

Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane)Fri, 21 Aug 2020 01:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/wongmjane/status/1296614089968386048

Ken and 69 others (@piq9117)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 22:54 +0000

Hey y'all — I'm getting married tomorrow and taking my wife's name. Had to make a rebrand joke, srry. See thread for why I'm taking her name 👇

Ryan Morrison (@ryryjmo)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 01:07 +0000

Hi, I'm Angie! 👋🏽 I'm a Principal Developer Advocate, Java Champion, Automation Architect, Master Inventor, and Director of Test Automation University. BS in CompSci from TSU MS in CompSci from NCSU AKA 💕💚 Currently living in SF Bay Area #BiCRollCall #BiERollCall

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Tue, 25 Aug 2020 02:25 +0000

ux designers have existed for 15 years now and none of them have figured out a way to make software intuitive that beats having a talking paperclip explain things to you and i think thats sad

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 21:11 +0000

Free Them

the Cagle Cats (@CagleCats)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 14:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1297630064058785793

How many times the media will kill this man

🤘🎸R💀 (@MangoRepublica)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 20:25 +0000

this is a meme from an AI generator and it's more clever than anything ive ever wrote

jimothy burglary (@JimothyBurg1ary)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 17:58 +0000

for bad posture

mila (@bauhauhaus)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 04:54 +0000

Hi! I’m 44, a Marine Corps vet and BJJ champion and I cry in my bed after therapy. Dudes (and dude-identifying folks), don’t forget that it’s okay to talk about struggling and taking care of your mental health.

Tim Banks (@elchefe)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 19:31 +0000

Cis isn't a slur. Period.

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 19:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/mangopdf/status/1297803737814011904

sorry, "sadness" has been marked as duplicate

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Mon, 24 Aug 2020 07:53 +0000

Do you have a blog? 🥰 personal website where you write? 🥰 your own lil' corner of the Web? 🥰 lemme see!

10.20 (@jackyalcine)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 22:59 +0000

Checked my LinkedIn, good to see it's still a cesspit full of shitty people crowing about how they're top 1% like it's OnlyFans for recruiters

Kat Cosgrove's DevOps and Thirst Traps Emporium 🍑 (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 20:14 +0000

I genuinely don’t know what I’m going to do when we finish Schitt’s Creek. Cry, probably. Then start again?

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Sun, 23 Aug 2020 21:05 +0000