Can someone please start a roast dinner/roast dinner wrap place and put it on Deliveroo in Nottingham? Also while you're at it can we have a flower delivery service where all the options are animal safe? Thanks 💜

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 13:13 +0000

This is really insightful. I've frequently run into exactly the same problem. Once the online tool is the only way somone knows to validate a secure token they will be more inclined to use it for sensitive data in a pinch

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New blog post: Why I Actively Discourage Online Tooling like jwt.io and Online JSON Validators jvt.me/posts/2020/09/… (jvt.me/mf2/2020/09/ae…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 14:49 +0000

Andy March (@AndyMarch)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 12:57 +0000

If you can’t read the full article pls pls let your top lip and bottom lip become one. ❤️

John Boyega (@JohnBoyega)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 11:38 +0000

No lies told...

Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 19:06 +0000

Wow

John Boyega (@JohnBoyega)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 22:10 +0000

My son could teach me a thing or two about attending meetings remotely

Oscar Rodriguez (@empanado)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 21:35 +0000

😤

𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔪 𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔰 (@moby_dickhead)Wed, 02 Sep 2020 04:00 +0000

But this is literally our business.

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Nobody: Monzo: “You’ve spent __ on your card today” MIND YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS

Henzhino🐉 (@henzhino)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 14:24 +0000

Monzo (@monzo)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 15:13 +0000

out of context brooklyn nine nine🏳️‍🌈 (@nocontxt99)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 18:16 +0000

I just saw Phoebe Waller-Bridge buying coffee. I wanted to say something but she gave me the fourth-wall-breaking glance, so I resigned to stan silently.

Dan Abramov (@dan_abramov)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 13:04 +0000

We are getting ready for #HacktoberFest! There are now some new issue templates that will set your Issues up with the Hacktober related labels. We are also getting issues prepped and ready for October on our #dddem blog and website GitHub repositories.

DDD East Midlands (@dddeastmidlands)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 16:00 +0000

every time i think im doing some horrible frontend code that ‘works’ i think back to when fallout 3 wanted to animate a train but objects cant move in their engine so they gave an invisible guy a train-shaped-sized hat instead and made him run the tracks. thats the spirit

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:54 +0000

Made a special hoodie to wear in public when I don’t feel like participating in a conversation.

Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 00:28 +0000

You don’t say 🙄

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:41 +0000

I'm pretty stoked for this one: The first PR opened by a GitHub App that can be added to your org to automatically autocorrect all your Chef Infra code with each new Cookstyle release. Huge shout out to Xorima for proving the power of the concept:

Tim Smith (@tas50)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 05:55 +0000

hiba (@iatemuggles)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:44 +0000

Correct

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If anyone is interested in this workshop but can't afford the ticket at the moment, get in touch. I can cover a few places, and there are other members of @WiT_Notts who will happily do the same. We can try to sort something out. #WiTNotts #WiTWorkshop

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I've got my ticket to the @WiT_Notts Know Your Worth Workshop on Negotiation lead by @SheWinsCo. It's at 19.00 BST on the 17th Sept. Tickets are £10 and are still available now: technottingham.com/events/wit-neg…

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 08:56 +0000

Jessica White 🦎 (@JessPWhite)Tue, 01 Sep 2020 09:19 +0000

when no one wants to review my PR

Nov3 #ElectionDay #BlackLivesMatter✊🏿 #Ally🏳️‍🌈 (@novallkhan)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 18:09 +0000

When your URL is lying to you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

m@ttias ⚡️ (@mattiasgeniar)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 15:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/torturecrush/status/1300445567072559106

honestly? i kinda see the resemblance

laura calabazas (@freezydorito)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 15:20 +0000

and the award for worst search results ever goes to

Angelina Fabbro (@torturecrush)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 14:49 +0000

Just got @PistolWhipVR for #PSVR - as recommended by @rosanna20736 on Slack - it's like a cross between Superhot and Beat Saber 🎵🔫😃🎵 I'm bad it but it's SO MUCH FUN! 🔊

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 16:34 +0000

Audrey waits patiently for food to be dispensed. Just three hours and thirty five minutes to go...

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 15:26 +0000

2020 hell now smiling back twitter.com/avatardomy/sta…

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Hawaii's Kilauea volcano, one of the world's most active, recently formed a smiley face in its over 24-metre deep crater during an ongoing eruption. Mick Kalber of Paradise Helicopters captured the breathtaking scene.

Domenico (@AvatarDomy)Sat, 29 Aug 2020 19:00 +0000

Scott Bollinger (@kfalconspb)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 03:53 +0000

the only thing more embarrassing than my browser history is my calculator history

Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend)Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:01 +0000

Don’t me not wiping the bowl down. I’m so glad that I’ve gotten to the point where I want to cook for myself again.

Sailor Ghoul 👻✨ (@soandsos)Sun, 30 Aug 2020 23:53 +0000

My kid is fixing a bit of floor in Minecraft using TNT blocks because "it's what I had and I'll just not blow it up". I think this is what our industry calls technical debt.

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Sun, 30 Aug 2020 15:57 +0000

Omg it's been updated 😂

Theo Priestley (@tprstly)Sun, 30 Aug 2020 18:17 +0000

I saw a post on LinkedIn that recommended adding an emoji at the beginning of your name because you could see who was using some sort of automation tool to send out connection requests. I can now confirm it works.

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 00:24 +0000

Dutch photographer used AI to create a realistic photo of Jesus and damn, what can I say, he looks like family.

Omar Sakr (@OmarjSakr)Mon, 31 Aug 2020 02:12 +0000

Your blog doesn’t need my email address. You’re not that special. Especially not via a pop-up asking me to join your newsletter. Get outta here with that. Give me an RSS feed. Email pop ups are a sure fire way to make sure I close your site immediately.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:28 +0000

Cat Phishing

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meonk! (@majelismeyong)Sat, 29 Aug 2020 04:55 +0000

Scott Bollinger (@kfalconspb)Sat, 29 Aug 2020 16:39 +0000

Here is the #1 most important career advice I can give: DO NOT HAVE A TWITTER PROFILE FULL OF GATEKEEPY SHIT TAKES. Roughly, more than 3 consecutive tweets totally missing your own privilege with less than ~18 marginalised people followed is a career danger zone.

Sy Brand (@TartanLlama)Sun, 30 Aug 2020 18:21 +0000