(silently takes himself off the market)

Iron Man Thee Nygga Nerd (@jackyalcine)Thu, 17 Sep 2020 15:17 +0000

the abstract the paper

Dr. Geistbot, PhD (@Geistb0t)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 12:51 +0000

Why are men like this still welcome in our industry! 🔥 💩

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All of the "What's stopping you from coding like this" memes originate from this dude Hays Stanford. Also from this dude: "The greatest programmers transmute sexual desire into code. That's why so many of us are virgins." 👀 twitter.com/cassidoo/statu…

Nov3 #ElectionDay #BlackLivesMatter #Ally🏳️‍🌈 (@novallkhan)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:49 +0000

danielle (@endocrimes)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/haysstanford/status/1306209477226569729

What’s stopping you?

Stephen (@stephensauceda)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 15:05 +0000

It's #DUND or #DressUPnotdown day so I've worn the sexiest word on Twitter

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:31 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1306239310413410307

Thank you for cropping this to literally just my boobs, Twitter (it focuses on text, I should have seen this coming)

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:34 +0000

Online JSON and JWT Validators Considered Harmful: By using these services, you may leak confidential information. #Security jvt.me/posts/2020/09/…

François Zaninotto (@francoisz)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 11:49 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 10:35 +0000

I am apparently entering the "getting freaked out by friendly bodily contact in movies" stage of our covid existence.

Joe (@jna_sh)Wed, 16 Sep 2020 08:31 +0000

my friend got a kitten and this is how he sleeps

melanie 📸 (@inalemontree)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 04:40 +0000

Nothing like realizing on launch day that you're being ass-fucked by a DST bug 👍🏻

Samantha Geitz (@SamanthaGeitz)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 19:14 +0000

👩‍🎓 (pandemically) graduated. #RizumingUni ✅

riz (@rizbizkits)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 16:32 +0000

Bringing hope to the future ✨ #StarTrekDay #StarTrek bit.ly/TrekDiscoveryS…

Star Trek (@StarTrek)Tue, 08 Sep 2020 19:08 +0000

I laughed until I had hiccups

Hitsugi Hime: Officially Certified! (@HitsugiChan)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 02:51 +0000

I keep needing to go back and watch this for a lil' top-up 😂

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I laughed until I had hiccups

Hitsugi Hime: Officially Certified! (@HitsugiChan)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 02:51 +0000

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 16:38 +0000

When is Tenet going on blu-ray?! I love my boy but I'm not risking contraction for a movie

Iron Man Thee Nigga Nerd (@jackyalcine)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 02:09 +0000

People are idiots. I give up. I'd tell you to wear a mask but fuck it, people are just too simple to get this.

Cristiano Betta (@cbetta)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 13:49 +0000

The butcher near me makes this horrible little mince man in the window each day and so now I see a mince man more often than my own family.

Laura Davis (@lauradaviscomic)Tue, 15 Sep 2020 04:45 +0000

Who would’ve thought? Not me 😷

Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:00 +0000

Closed captions are available at tonight's #TechNott - to enable them click 'Closed Captions' in Zoom

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 17:40 +0000

You know it's going to be a good #TechNott when @MrAndrew can't decide between wearing a cape or the pink jacket 😂 very serious stuff at the staff pre event meeting!

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📣This Monday🎉 🎤 @DazFuller is talking all things Data and DevOps with 🧱 Databricks and Azure pipelines 🗣 Then it's the 👾 #TechNott Adventure Gameshow 👾 - a new everybody-plays interactive human-powered text adventure! Join us online from 6.30pm nott.tech/tn-sept-2020

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 11 Sep 2020 14:39 +0000

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 17:24 +0000

Women: "this app has problematic default privacy settings" Guys online: BuT iT's FiNe FoR Me?!

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:22 +0000

If an app defaults to public and potentially dangerous privacy settings by default, that's your fault as a user apparently. Also don't look at Stava's privacy because facebook is worse. What a joke.

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https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1305595942008221698

No, I just care. Stop blaming the app. Take some responsibility. Plus, yes, I am asked by the platform to confirm my privacy settings. If you want evil... look to stalk book.

Paul Smith (@pavsmith)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:00 +0000

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/pavsmith/status/1305576675271413760

There's this really weird thing where your lived experiences aren't identical to everyone else's. I know, strange thought isn't it? Maybe something to bear in mind.

Danny (@trrocket)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 18:50 +0000

Oh god I'm going go be in an endless twitter thread of people explaining things to me, aren't I? Time to mute all the things.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/anna_hax/status/1305570430871371776

Some dude replied to this tweet and demonstrated my point exactly - opting out of that kind of crap should be any apps top priority 😂

Anna 🏠 (@anna_hax)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 19:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/pavsmith/status/1305597318285144071

Ahh, victim blaming and deflecting criticism to "but these other people are worse" - that doesn't cut it. The app can do better, they should do better.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/Brunty/status/1305594407429771272

So please enlighten me, where am I proactively encouraged to set my settings? Because from where I’m sitting it looks like I had to go find them.

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 19:49 +0000

https://twitter.com/AlexTGOAT/status/1305605689683845121

I'm so glad it's not just me that picked up on that 🙌

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/pavsmith/status/1305577890885632000

yeah! jeez, gals, lay off the valid concerns about legit security vulnerability and physical danger, it's cutting into pauls creeping! /s

Alexander the GOAT (@AlexTGOAT)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 20:33 +0000

If you are a developer who understands a semicolon can break everything I don’t know how you can pretend that you can’t see the power of language and word choice. It’s right there.

Natalie Davis (@codeFreedomRitr)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 14:23 +0000

Exciting news 💫 I will soon be starting on the @CodeFirstGirls Fellowship programme - I LOVE CFG and what they stand for & I'm SO happy I can be part of this. If you fancy getting involved, they have lots of FREE web dev, Python and SQL courses 🤩 codefirstgirls.org.uk/courses/

Elle Townsend🌸 (@_elletownsend)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 19:05 +0000

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 18:41 +0000

OH: "i use y'aml as a greeting, its an inclusive devops term"

eugene debsops (@austinlparker)Mon, 14 Sep 2020 15:14 +0000