*pats my chest* we're safe

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Climate crisis could kill off great tits, scientists warn independent.co.uk/environment/cl…

The Independent (@Independent)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 15:16 GMT

mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 19:06 GMT

I told you November is the good month.

𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞 🏛 (Eviction Unit) (@yoyomorena)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 21:49 GMT

Looking forward to our next meetup 12th Nov 18:30 bst - @Mark_Baker #phpc more details at phpminds.org Thanks to the support this month from @wearejh and @technottingham

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 21:56 GMT

Just another day at the office.

Ellie Betts (@ebettswriter)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:55 GMT

Financial Times dropping this article banner 😭😭

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 21:12 GMT

Favorite movie lines (@TitlesInMedia)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 17:16 GMT

Our vegetarian night is very meat'y with a couple of @BeyondMeat burgers Pretty darn good, but I also really like the Hälsans Kök Sensational Burger

KΞNNY⚡ (@kennethrohde)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 16:49 GMT

Pedro Duarte (@peduarte)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 10:38 GMT

self-care is a priority (@sciaptweets)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 00:16 GMT

this is the ultimate 2020 mood https://t.co/S98UiPQ5xU

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「トランセル」に入れる!? 『ポケットモンスター』より「絶対に出たくないトランセル」がついに登場!! 中はふかふかのクッション仕様で、一度入ったらもう出たくない柔らかい感覚… さぁみんな「トランセル」に入ろう!! #ポケモン lnky.jp/66oPDbe

プレミアムバンダイ (@p_bandai)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 06:40 GMT

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 08:07 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 16:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/superskrong/status/1325544002582671362

No joker make-up cuz I’m just on my phone but here’s an edit

MiNOGUA HD (@minogua_hd)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 21:22 GMT

I will one day invite my university lecturer to GitHub, and when they accept, I will assign a bug/feature to them and ask them to fix/build it based on the knowledge the “transferred” to us about 10 years ago.

Cee (@cyberomin)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 13:09 GMT

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 03:09 GMT

My TLDR of "Crossing the Enterprise Chasm": - Everyone needs to add enterprise features eventually - It's complicated and boring - They all want the same things (enterpriseready.io) So let @WorkOS do it and maintain it: workos.com/blog/crossing-… https://t.co/jsEcvmXd1T

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As companies prepare for a new economic environment I highly encourage startups to start layering in new revenue streams and land larger customers sooner In this talk @grinich shares tactically how to move into enterprise as an early stage, product-led company:

Brianne Kimmel (@briannekimmel)Mon, 09 Mar 2020 20:57 GMT

shawn swyx wang (@swyx)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 17:49 GMT

When they cuddle...gets me every time 🥺

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 17:36 GMT

*rage*

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First woman of colour to make Vice President and the Telegraph gives the story to its beauty editor. Go figure.

Women's Equality Party (@WEP_UK)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 08:42 GMT

Sophie Weston (@srwestons)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 11:02 GMT

The beautiful and unusual marine animal known as a 'feather star'. Crinoids are members of the echinoderm family that includes sea stars and sea urchins.

Wonder of Science (@wonderofscience)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 21:48 GMT

Jim Carrey SAID THE THANG!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 #SNL #SaturdayNightLive

ⒾⓋⒶⓃ (@xIvanRamirezx)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 05:26 GMT

All these videos really are like the end of Return of the Jedi.

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NY celebration 11:30 am #bidenharis2020

Alison Daintree Gross (@DaintreeGross)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 16:32 GMT

𝙳𝚊𝚗 𝚂𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝 (@DanSlott)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 17:26 GMT

Imagine being in tech right now and having just outed yourself as someone who voted for white supremacy, homophobia, transphobia, and *hate* only for it to be for literally nothing. Such a hypothetical situation must sting a bit.

Tierney Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 17:25 GMT

Spoke to my Mum the other night, she says my Dad has a cough. I say make sure he gets a test. She says it's probably fine, he gets a cough every year. I say make sure he gets a test. So they book one, he's adamant he doesn't have it. It comes back positive and now he's isolating.

Ben Nuttall (@ben_nuttall)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 18:21 GMT

I'm a senior software engineer. From 16 to my early 20s I was a fast food worker. Fast food work is definitely harder and you are not the kind of person who should be gatekeeping ✌🏻

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https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/1324896645297954816

I'm a programmer. It's hard work. Takes a certain kind of person to do it. Most fast-food workers can't get my no-cheese order right or give change without it being spelled out, what's make you think they can troubleshoot any markup language?

Bᴜɴɢᴀ 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 Hᴇᴀᴅ (@BungaHead)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 02:19 GMT

moriah 🍁 (@moriahmaney)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 16:12 GMT

Good morning 😺

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 13:58 GMT

One of the most slept one actors of our time tbh

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How it How it's started: going:

Giancarlo Esposito (@quiethandfilms)Thu, 29 Oct 2020 19:08 GMT

jacky. (@jackyalcine)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 06:46 GMT

thank u to the postman for delivering this today 📮✨ me (now), thinks back to me (in 2016), lost, on my way to uni for the 1st time, walking around in circles following google maps; much has truly changed ⏳ (📸 - @akmal_farhana) #RizumingUni

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 12:11 GMT

New! Cassetteboy vs Trump 2020

Cassetteboy (@Cassetteboy)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 07:36 GMT

The never ending battle between dev and QA reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Programmer Humor (@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 11:00 GMT

This week I went from being the tech lead for a ~70 person vertical to ~250 & I’m so stoked to work in an org where women are empowered to stay on a technical path w/out going into management. I’ll pull you all through this glass ceiling w/ me.

✨gold dust woman✨ (@devonbl)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 01:09 GMT

This is fantastic

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 06:24 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sat, 07 Nov 2020 04:00 GMT

Nice capsule description of Technical Debt for non-technical stakeholders.

Michael Feathers (@mfeathers)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 19:47 GMT

When someone ask you to describe this week’s events

Film Daze (@filmdaze)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 21:22 GMT

I'm touching Chef for the first time today and "data bags" wins grossest software phrase award

mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 21:01 GMT

Today is for Beltalowda! #screamingfirehawks

MJ 🦋 (@MJDraperBlake)Fri, 06 Nov 2020 19:54 GMT