I guess cooking streams aren't allowed on Twitch anymore. I made a smoothie and my blender was flagged as a Skrillex song.

Mofoe (@MofoeTV)Sat, 14 Nov 2020 02:10 GMT

Has anyone in the history of humanity been able to open a bacon package by the corner tabs? WHY EVEN PUT THEM THERE. It’s a sick joke and we’re all just playing along like it’s normal.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:32 GMT

Open source!!!!!!!!

Penelope is a code sorceress (@penelope_zone)Sat, 14 Nov 2020 20:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/penelope_zone/status/1327713715777626113

open source maintainers🤝parents spending your life dealing with people who think you owe them something

Siân Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️ (@sgrif)Sat, 14 Nov 2020 20:45 GMT

Happy Diwali!!! Wishing you all the best over the festival of light and the coming year🕯️🎆🪔🧡 #HappyDiwali

Women In Tech, Nottingham 🌈✨ (@WiT_Notts)Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:00 GMT

Crunch crunch crunch 🥣

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 22:14 GMT

PR reviews

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What’s something that FEELS like a personal attack on you but isn’t?

holly✨ (@hollyshortall)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 10:12 GMT

Tierney Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 17:34 GMT

This Maori baby learning the Haka Dance is everything i want to see from the internet 💪🤗

Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 21:16 GMT

My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on his hands

Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1327307328341864448

Barnard castle flags at half mast

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 17:49 GMT

Every once in a while I get to be on one of my favorite shows. New season of Big Mouth is coming!

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 16:24 GMT

This whole “another” lockdown thing, like some of us ever left the first one??????

Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 17:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1326595477660463105

Subscribed to your RSS feed. Nice blog. I like the design and colours.

Dmitrii Kabardinov (@dkabardinov)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 14:12 GMT

you can’t just respect the penis. you’ve gotta

Rachel (@femaleredhead)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 21:25 GMT

You can pet the cat in Spider-Man: Miles Morales

Can You Pet the Dog? (@CanYouPetTheDog)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 01:25 GMT

A thing I miss about virtual conferences is coordinating my shirt with my content. Since the focal length on my camera lens prevents me from showing off my shirt while I talk, here's a selfie. Come see me talk gatekeeping at #AllDayDevOps at 11:30pm Eastern!

Kat Cosgrove is spooky year-round (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 03:37 GMT

Working in toxic environments because at least it will help you get a “seat at the table” The seat at the table:

Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:45 GMT

I don't mean to ruin your Friday feeling before Friday even gets here, but have you considered that it's Friday the 13th? In 2020? 😱

Anthony, of course (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 21:10 GMT

Writing first tweet from mechanical keyboard. Never been so exited to type something in my life.

Elle Townsend 🌸 (@_elletownsend)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:52 GMT

Developing web apps with Node (h/t bit.ly/nodecat)

Addy Osmani (@addyosmani)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 09:00 GMT

Okay let's give this meditation thing a go. Hmmm. Nope. Not really doing it for me. What am I doing wrong? youtu.be/7f8kahmsJ-s

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 08:56 GMT

I can't stop thinking about this pick-up line a guy used on me the other day 😂 "You're a software engineer for Spotify? That's good because I have a problem that needs reporting. You're not appearing as the hottest single of the week. Must be an error" Sir, you win.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 09:34 GMT

not many things piss me off as “alt="Image"” on here put alt text on your images. it literally takes *seconds* y'all piss me off

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 15:02 GMT

In last week's Reddit AMA, I said we had more changes to the S7 Battle Pass planned. Starting today, we're reverting the difficulty of the daily challenges to S6 levels while keeping the number of stars rewarded the same. See image below for the before-and-after comparison:

Chad Grenier (@ChadGrenier)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 18:25 GMT

I'm really excited about my blog posts coming out this month. Lil bit proud of myself for putting my mind to it and writing consistently since January!

Elle Townsend 🌸 (@_elletownsend)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 12:32 GMT

I'm branching out to the late night infomercial market

Sasha Darling (@xoSashaDarling)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 23:15 GMT

I just noticed that I used the word "insane" in something recorded when I should have used "wild" or whatever. I'm trying to get out of the habit of using words like that cause it's kinda shitty and ableist, so if you hear me do that, I'd appreciate a reminder. Thanks. Sorry.

Kat Cosgrove is spooky year-round (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 02:36 GMT