Fucking nailed it.

Kris Nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 16:32 +0000

All is well, there’s cake in my life 🥰

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 16:23 +0000

EEEeeeeee

YIYO 🔪🖤 ☾💀🎃 (@yi_ya_yi_ya_yo)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 06:21 +0000

This Wirral pub has changed its name to ‘The Three Bellends.’ In protest at the new Tier 3 restrictions placed on the Liverpool city region.

Daisy Ayliffe (@daisyayliffe)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 14:37 +0000

RT to cleanse your timeline

Vote for Joe (@Todd_Spence)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 03:03 +0000

IT BEGINS! John Hurt's legacy continues with a new origin series for the War Doctor coming in June 2021. Pre-order #DoctorWho: The War Doctor Begins here: bgfn.sh/begins

Big Finish (@bigfinish)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 12:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/rizbizkits/status/1316348114148749312

But we’re all trash, tho ☹️

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 12:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/TommyAdams/status/1316344192419991553

That's true, we don't know each other.

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 13:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/radiokot42/status/1316299783770984448

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 10:06 +0000

pro tip: alias any to TODO to make people think you plan on fixing it later.

Evan Bacon 🥓 (@Baconbrix)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:53 +0000

Strava have updated their privacy defaults to prioritise safety - great news! Thanks to everyone who leant their voice to this issue 😊

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https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1307047642510364672

***UPDATE*** @Strava have now changed this setting to default to private - for anyone who had it set to 'Everyone' it is now set to private until you choose to enable it. Thank you for listening and taking this seriously Strava! twitter.com/Strava/status/…

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 08:18 +0000

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 14 Oct 2020 08:19 +0000

I dunno who needs to hear this but women without children have families too.

Abigail Collazo (@LeftStandingUp)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:46 +0000

Deadass I'm proud of myself today lol. First time since like March.

jacky and 14 others (@jackyalcine)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 18:23 +0000

Crustaceans have evolved into the shape of a crab at least 5 independent times. I do not like this.

Amy S. Pumpkins (@cableknitjumper)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 11:44 +0000

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 14:17 +0000

asked my fiancé to hang up a pair of pants and i open the closet to see this and i’m having a mental breakdown what are MEN

white ghost in a crowd (@whtegrlinacrowd)Sun, 11 Oct 2020 20:11 +0000

Every time I see this I laugh so hard.

Lauralania ❁ (@Roleplayers_TV)Mon, 12 Oct 2020 04:28 +0000

Not based on any bad tech tweets today 🙈

Emily (@EmilyKager)Tue, 13 Oct 2020 02:13 +0000

How it started How it’s going

Billie (@_BillieBelieves)Mon, 12 Oct 2020 11:24 +0000

m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5f…

Antony Starr (@antonystarr)Mon, 12 Oct 2020 16:26 +0000

Found some more of those HM Government Ads #RethinkReskillReboot

Greg Birks (@GregBirks)Mon, 12 Oct 2020 12:02 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1315597645444976640

Also nearby: Jerk Centre (where I bought your ex) and a pawnbroker with a broken sign that now says Pawnbro

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 12 Oct 2020 10:28 +0000

I love this so very much.

Serafina (Sera) Tonin Brocious (@daeken)Sun, 11 Oct 2020 21:04 +0000

Took some time afk to reflect and relax this weekend but to be honest I'm even more fired up than ever to fight for a better future for all in tech and in online spaces 💃

Emily (@EmilyKager)Mon, 12 Oct 2020 02:33 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sat, 10 Oct 2020 20:23 +0000

SO BAD

Deanna Zandt (@deanna)Sun, 11 Oct 2020 14:29 +0000

Roast chicken with a red wine and onion gravy today photos.hankchizljaw.com/roast-chicken-…

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sun, 11 Oct 2020 12:41 +0000

it's been over two months and i still get dms from random men explaining this to me

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God I wish there was an easier way to do this

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Thu, 30 Jul 2020 07:56 +0000

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Sun, 11 Oct 2020 07:02 +0000

Are you ready to"Meet Bloodhound"? Watch my latest fan-made cinematic short about Apex Legend's most feared hunter. #ApexLegends #CGI #FanMade

Slava A. (@SlavaAFilmmaker)Sat, 10 Oct 2020 22:17 +0000

🚨 🚨 Right. So I’m looking to immigrate to the US (Boston, MA preferably) within the next few years, I’ve got some people helping out with paperwork, but i wanted to cast a wider net. So if you can help or provide guidance in any way, please please DM me! Thanks 😊

Daryl Cecile 🐼 (@darylcecile)Sat, 10 Oct 2020 23:29 +0000

The Expanse No Context (@ExpanseNContext)Sun, 11 Oct 2020 00:32 +0000

I wrote my first proper Unit Tests today with the help of the ever-wonderful @Brunty - thank you kind sir!

🏳️‍🌈 James Hayward (@geeksareforlife)Sat, 10 Oct 2020 18:55 +0000