Keep in mind that if you harass women or threaten them you do not get fired from Google.

Timnit Gebru (@timnitGebru)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 04:38 GMT

:-)

coda (@codahall)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 15:02 GMT

definitely didn't pull the recline release while I was talking on a meeting and yeet myself back for everyone to see

Tierney Cyren 🍑 (@bitandbang)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:43 GMT

https://twitter.com/felix19350/status/1334558807368884228

why do you think they called it Borg

Ian Coldwater, but ✨festive✨ (@IanColdwater)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 18:09 GMT

Christmas normally vs Christmas this year:

Charlie Haynes (@charliehtweets)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 10:53 GMT

Ever had #Java crash on you, and blamed the #JVM? Ever wondered what the hs_err file actually tells you? Find out in my new post: inside.java/2020/12/03/cra…

Joakim Nordström (@jaokim2001)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 12:54 GMT

I know tech twitter is excited with the idea of conferences coming back. Anyone who is pregnant or (planning to be) are not advised to take the vaccine for now. A lot of women will continue to miss out on opportunities as the world rushes back “to normality”.

Ana Rodrigues (@ohhelloana)Thu, 03 Dec 2020 11:45 GMT

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Shopify (@Shopify)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 19:36 GMT

so in light of elliot page coming out, i’m gonna remind you guys of basic, Very Basic trans etiquette in this thread:

martin ⌛️ (@unsolvedtwt)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:34 GMT

can i buy a vowel

dipa (@dipalua_)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 04:59 GMT

🎅The Tech Nottingham Secret Santa Gift Exchange is go! ✉️Secret Santas - your giftee details are in your inbox! 📅You have until 17th December to pick a gift then send it to Tech Nottingham or drop it off at one of our drop-off locations 🎁 Let's spread some festive cheer🎄😊

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 12:20 GMT

I GOT MY JOB I GOT MY JOB (I interviewed to make the post I currently do a permanent one. They just phoned!)

Emma (@foxshaped)Wed, 02 Dec 2020 10:44 GMT

Elliot Page (@TheElliotPage)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:10 GMT

Elliot Page can still be a lesbian if they want to be, and if you don't agree with that you can die mad.

Penelope is a code sorceress (@penelope_zone)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 20:44 GMT

Tried Kenji’s fool-proof cast iron pan pizza and can verify — it is indeed fool-proof. And delicious. Pizza party at my place once this pandemic is over!

Denise Yu (@deniseyu21)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 21:13 GMT

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1333817910817599488

"a full breakfast, main lunchtime or evening meal" as defined by the ruling so yeah yes

legalize reindeers (@freezydorito)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 17:04 GMT

Felt young & hot- may destroy a start-up before they find product market fit l8r 💅

Chloe Condon 🎀 (@ChloeCondon)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 15:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1333577304631480322

twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline

✨ luna 🌙 (@lunasorcery)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 01:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1333551947169763328

tfw you can handle Big O but not Big Tits

ms claws (@alicegoldfuss)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 23:24 GMT

https://twitter.com/eade_bengard/status/1333584182543486978

via @guavault

nicole (@nwilliams030)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 02:47 GMT

Can’t tell you how many startup offers I’ve been denied bc these juicy buns

Eade Bengard (@eade_bengard)Tue, 01 Dec 2020 01:30 GMT

Oh the irony

S🐱 (@hbg_honey)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 17:35 GMT

I've just started a chess slack channel on @GoustoTech slack group titled chess-club-7. You can't even imagine how proud I am of this name.

Bhav Patel (@DodoNerd)Fri, 27 Nov 2020 17:07 GMT

gonna tell my kids this was joe biden and kamala harris

Ashmi (@_ashmip)Sun, 22 Nov 2020 23:10 GMT

🎁 Fancy winning a Nintendo Switch Lite? We're giving one away at the #NottTechParty WiFi Wars comedy gameshow next week! 🚨 That's if @MrAndrew doesn't steal it before then... 🎟️ Get your ticket here: nott.tech/xmas20 (⬇️ Sound on! 🔉)

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 13:25 GMT

I do wish Ruby was the browsers embedded language tho

Adam Jacob (@adamhjk)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 03:45 GMT

Ooh this just arrived 😍

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Mon, 30 Nov 2020 10:55 GMT

💀 *stares directly into the camera*

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bosses be like "this isnt just a job, it's a family and we genuinely care about u" then start ur salary at $7.35 an hour

first-mate prance (@bocxtop)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 01:42 GMT

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 23:12 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1333157616868937728

I often get held up as an "anyone can excel in tech!" example, and yes it's *possible* but it's certainly not probable there are plenty of people like me who don't get the chance or burn out from abuse

mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 21:26 GMT

cats (@ohkitties)Sun, 29 Nov 2020 05:21 GMT