September 8th, 2020: "Progress offered a better path to future growth, while sending a message to the open-source community and customers that Progress would be a good steward of the startup’s vision." October 6th, 2020: .... #cheffriends #devops #chef

James “Patrick March” Cuff 👻 (@HPC_James)Tue, 06 Oct 2020 17:47 +0000

https://twitter.com/codeability/status/1313517331008512000

Here's a gif of Ezra holding my hand and giving my hand kisses

moriah 👻 (@moriahmaney)Tue, 06 Oct 2020 17:33 +0000

I used to think blogs were stupid - why write on the massive sea that is the Internet with nobody reading? I then realized that blogging mostly benefits the person writing by: - Teaching concepts and filling gaps in knowledge - Solidifying ideas - Improving communication skills

Hassan El Mghari (@Nutlope)Tue, 06 Oct 2020 05:46 +0000

Today is the day I found another human who can't read analogue clocks.

Math.Floor #hacktoberfest 🧣 (@FloorDrees)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 15:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/ExpanseNContext/status/1313094021540204544

I was so excited to see this hashtag and then when I tapped on it, was inundated with posts of some guy who isn't Detective Miller 😔 #sodisappointed

Cindy Gaultier (@GaultierCindy)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 12:56 +0000

To help Donald Trump get the full COVID-19 experience, let’s make sure he loses his job and is evicted from his home next month.

Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 23:50 +0000

imagine doctors being like "side project checkkkkk 🥼😷👩‍⚕️"

Emily (@EmilyKager)Tue, 06 Oct 2020 02:23 +0000

My friend Bobby just casually said “if art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time” and I was like hold up hold up hold up 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Joe (@J_Salzer)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 04:28 +0000

happy october to this absolute legend

jonny sun (@jonnysun)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 21:10 +0000

*slaps the roof of .XLS* this bad boy can fit 65,000 test cases in it

Katie Fenn (@katie_fenn)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 19:03 +0000

open for a tiny spooky surprise

spooky perritos gorditos (@Gordito_Perrito)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 11:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/colehaan/status/1312810722284498944

Trump’s Rona 👻 (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 20:18 +0000

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070

Unless you are willing to guarantee every single person in America the same level of healthcare you just received, for free, shut the fuck up.

Geraldine (@everywhereist)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 18:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1313188908537057280

You literally got drugs that had only been tested on three hundred people. You received experimental treatments that are not available to the public and you have the fucking audacity to say this? You are a fucking sack of shit. You are a monster.

Geraldine (@everywhereist)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 18:50 +0000

I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as 'correctile dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically for 6 hours

Anwen Kya 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Kyatic)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 13:24 +0000

This CAPTCHA is a bunch of divs with CSS classes, "ww" for white, "bb" for dark pixels.

Michal Špaček (@spazef0rze)Mon, 05 Oct 2020 15:03 +0000

a james bond movie where the villain's origin story is that bond knocked over his fruit stand in the previous movie's chase scene

alex kealy (@alexkealy)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 07:56 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1312796983871102976

You're social so not technical... Really?! Point me at them so I can slap some sense into their misogynistic heads. 🤬🤪

Elsa (@marmaladegirl)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 17:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/ScribblingOn/status/1312762855645736963

I’ve done a couple for three reasons: 1. My company pays for them + prep time 2. I got feedback that “I have technical skills but bc I have good social skills some ppl might not realise my technical skills” 🤷🏼‍♀️ 3. Wanted to learn some in depth stuff I’m not using atm

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 16:49 +0000

pro tip: as tempting as it is to quote tweet a bro, dunking on them, when they have a shit take like “if you call yourself a developer…”, don’t do it because it gives them the audience they crave. It’s the reason we should completely ignore creepy uncle bob.

Andy Bell (@hankchizljaw)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 06:47 +0000

Felt a bit down & disinterested in tech recently given everything going on in the world but this week I moved from web to a Java back-end role so it’s been exciting learning something from scratch again Still miss JS a lil though 😅

katie walker (@KatCodes)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 11:00 +0000

Men who aren’t trash don’t give a shit if you call men trash

ishiiii✨✨ (@velli_memer)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 00:44 +0000

That “I just assume you’re junior” tweet is gatekeeping ASF and I’m just not here for it. I want to start a fight but it’s not worth it at another random 3am wake-up session. 🤪 I also want to shield my timeline from more gatekeepers. 😤

Pauline P. Narvas➖pawlean.com (@paulienuh)Sun, 04 Oct 2020 01:58 +0000

TIL that you can use the "DEBUG" trap to step through a bash script line by line

🔎Julia Evans🔍 (@b0rk)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:24 +0000

Yeahhhhhhh. Thanks for watching!!! forbes.com/sites/paultass…

Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:02 +0000

Just to recap: a billionaire is getting free publicly-funded health care so he can stay on the job and sue to block low-income people from getting publicly-funded health care paid for by billionaires.

Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 02:32 +0000

Trump’s doctor says it’s been 72 hours since diagnosis. THAT MEANS HE KNOWINGLY ATTENDED A FUNDRAISER AFTER TESTING POSITIVE

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 15:59 +0000

https://twitter.com/Sp4ghettiCode/status/1312310872925233152

Joe (@jna_sh)Sat, 03 Oct 2020 09:25 +0000

Well, that’s what Muslims were told. And at 9pm the night before Eid when all the cooking was prepped and the gifts were bought. Eid was cancelled. twitter.com/itvemmah/statu…

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NEW PM hints he will suspend rule of 6 at least for Xmas day, saying he wouldn't tell a family of 5 they couldn't have both grandparents round for Xmas lunch @itvanglia

Emma Hutchinson (@ITVEmmaH)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 14:59 +0000

Shelina Janmohamed (@loveinheadscarf)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 20:04 +0000

#AccidentalPartridge

Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP)Thu, 01 Oct 2020 05:50 +0000

A glitch gone wild

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https://twitter.com/storybyleo/status/1311833683393994752

🖕🏿 (@Space_Man_Stu_)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 14:09 +0000

jacky and 11 others (@jackyalcine)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 21:25 +0000

Birds on dildos, a thread

Spooky Wet Eggs (@CharlieVivante)Fri, 02 Oct 2020 21:15 +0000