A thing I miss about virtual conferences is coordinating my shirt with my content. Since the focal length on my camera lens prevents me from showing off my shirt while I talk, here's a selfie. Come see me talk gatekeeping at #AllDayDevOps at 11:30pm Eastern!

Kat Cosgrove is spooky year-round (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 13 Nov 2020 03:37 GMT

Working in toxic environments because at least it will help you get a “seat at the table” The seat at the table:

Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:45 GMT

I don't mean to ruin your Friday feeling before Friday even gets here, but have you considered that it's Friday the 13th? In 2020? 😱

Anthony, of course (@ofcAnthony)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 21:10 GMT

Writing first tweet from mechanical keyboard. Never been so exited to type something in my life.

Elle Townsend 🌸 (@_elletownsend)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:52 GMT

Developing web apps with Node (h/t bit.ly/nodecat)

Addy Osmani (@addyosmani)Thu, 12 Nov 2020 09:00 GMT

Okay let's give this meditation thing a go. Hmmm. Nope. Not really doing it for me. What am I doing wrong? youtu.be/7f8kahmsJ-s

Louise Paling (@short_louise)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 08:56 GMT

I can't stop thinking about this pick-up line a guy used on me the other day 😂 "You're a software engineer for Spotify? That's good because I have a problem that needs reporting. You're not appearing as the hottest single of the week. Must be an error" Sir, you win.

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 09:34 GMT

not many things piss me off as “alt="Image"” on here put alt text on your images. it literally takes *seconds* y'all piss me off

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 15:02 GMT

In last week's Reddit AMA, I said we had more changes to the S7 Battle Pass planned. Starting today, we're reverting the difficulty of the daily challenges to S6 levels while keeping the number of stars rewarded the same. See image below for the before-and-after comparison:

Chad Grenier (@ChadGrenier)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 18:25 GMT

I'm really excited about my blog posts coming out this month. Lil bit proud of myself for putting my mind to it and writing consistently since January!

Elle Townsend 🌸 (@_elletownsend)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 12:32 GMT

I'm branching out to the late night infomercial market

Sasha Darling (@xoSashaDarling)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 23:15 GMT

I just noticed that I used the word "insane" in something recorded when I should have used "wild" or whatever. I'm trying to get out of the habit of using words like that cause it's kinda shitty and ableist, so if you hear me do that, I'd appreciate a reminder. Thanks. Sorry.

Kat Cosgrove is spooky year-round (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 11 Nov 2020 02:36 GMT

*pats my chest* we're safe

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Climate crisis could kill off great tits, scientists warn independent.co.uk/environment/cl…

The Independent (@Independent)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 15:16 GMT

mechanical turkey (@alicegoldfuss)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 19:06 GMT

I told you November is the good month.

𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞 🏛 (Eviction Unit) (@yoyomorena)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 21:49 GMT

Looking forward to our next meetup 12th Nov 18:30 bst - @Mark_Baker #phpc more details at phpminds.org Thanks to the support this month from @wearejh and @technottingham

php[minds] (@PHPMinds)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 21:56 GMT

Just another day at the office.

Ellie Betts (@ebettswriter)Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:55 GMT

Financial Times dropping this article banner 😭😭

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 21:12 GMT

Favorite movie lines (@TitlesInMedia)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 17:16 GMT

Our vegetarian night is very meat'y with a couple of @BeyondMeat burgers Pretty darn good, but I also really like the Hälsans Kök Sensational Burger

KΞNNY⚡ (@kennethrohde)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 16:49 GMT

Pedro Duarte (@peduarte)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 10:38 GMT

self-care is a priority (@sciaptweets)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 00:16 GMT

this is the ultimate 2020 mood https://t.co/S98UiPQ5xU

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「トランセル」に入れる!? 『ポケットモンスター』より「絶対に出たくないトランセル」がついに登場!! 中はふかふかのクッション仕様で、一度入ったらもう出たくない柔らかい感覚… さぁみんな「トランセル」に入ろう!! #ポケモン lnky.jp/66oPDbe

プレミアムバンダイ (@p_bandai)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 06:40 GMT

Out of Context Pokemon (@OoCPokemon)Mon, 09 Nov 2020 08:07 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 16:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/superskrong/status/1325544002582671362

No joker make-up cuz I’m just on my phone but here’s an edit

MiNOGUA HD (@minogua_hd)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 21:22 GMT

I will one day invite my university lecturer to GitHub, and when they accept, I will assign a bug/feature to them and ask them to fix/build it based on the knowledge the “transferred” to us about 10 years ago.

Cee (@cyberomin)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 13:09 GMT

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 03:09 GMT

My TLDR of "Crossing the Enterprise Chasm": - Everyone needs to add enterprise features eventually - It's complicated and boring - They all want the same things (enterpriseready.io) So let @WorkOS do it and maintain it: workos.com/blog/crossing-… https://t.co/jsEcvmXd1T

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As companies prepare for a new economic environment I highly encourage startups to start layering in new revenue streams and land larger customers sooner In this talk @grinich shares tactically how to move into enterprise as an early stage, product-led company:

Brianne Kimmel (@briannekimmel)Mon, 09 Mar 2020 20:57 GMT

shawn swyx wang (@swyx)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 17:49 GMT

When they cuddle...gets me every time 🥺

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 17:36 GMT

*rage*

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First woman of colour to make Vice President and the Telegraph gives the story to its beauty editor. Go figure.

Women's Equality Party (@WEP_UK)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 08:42 GMT

Sophie Weston (@srwestons)Sun, 08 Nov 2020 11:02 GMT