send me the worst gender selection forms you've seen, I'll start

Coding Drag Queen Anna Lytical 🌈👩🏻‍💻👸🏻 (@theannalytical)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 16:25 GMT

Pelosi said her young staffers knew to barricade the door, turn out the lights, and be silent, because they learned it in school.

munson_jo (@munson_jo)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 20:56 GMT

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1346803004209561602

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 06 Jan 2021 13:41 GMT

Oh this wonderful horrible site.

Ben Stephens (@stephens_ben)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 21:54 GMT

it’s great to relax in front of the big screen after spending the day looking at the medium sized screen before I retire to bed to look at the small screen until I fall asleep

Rose Matafeo (@Rose_Matafeo)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 20:12 GMT

Github: They're only Nazis if they're from the Germany-Austria parts of 1920s-1940s Europe, otherwise they're sparkling potential customers who papa Microsoft would never want us to offend.

Bea Hughes (@beajammingh)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 20:52 GMT

c l o u d y (@cloudy_girI)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 06:31 GMT

I hear some "OGs" telling devs you don't need TDD anymore after you've done it "long enough" The design feedback and safety and 20 other things TDD gives us, even the oldest practitioners we know we can't do without. I personally will never be ditching it. Don't buy it. #TDD

Dave Schinkel (@DaveSchinkel)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 21:13 GMT

Rishi Sunak holding a weeks worth of food for a family of 4

Ben McGowan (@BenMcGowan_)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 13:29 GMT

How do we impeach the USB 3 naming committee?

Nick Craver (@Nick_Craver)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 12:54 GMT

EXCLUSIVE: GitHub is facing employee backlash after the firing of a Jewish employee who suggested 'Nazis are about' on the day of the US Capitol siege businessinsider.com/microsoft-gith…

Business Insider (@businessinsider)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 18:53 GMT

WOW. Powerful moment on @CNN just now. Must watch. Sending you lots of love @sarasidnerCNN

Faith Abubéy (@ReporterFaith)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 13:46 GMT

yet another unrealistic body standard for women

the priory of the ḩąʑęł tree (@cisgenderhaver)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 04:16 GMT

This is from 13 January 2017 We couldn’t cope 4 years ago. This isn’t an NHS at breaking point because of Covid, it’s at breaking point because it’s been deliberately funded this way.

Jo Grady (@DrJoGrady)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 00:25 GMT

Just seen someone refer to the Parler archive as "Fashley Madison" 😂😂😂

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 13:29 GMT

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol. I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 05:03 GMT

software engineer here to explain what’s going on with the state department’s website right now. here’s what’s up: literally no single person has any idea how a website works and they’re all varying degrees of broken

brian feldman (@bafeldman)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 20:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1326290227749679105

I have neglected this thread so much! Expect a flurry soon 🏃‍♀️

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 19:33 GMT

I'm sure it's just coincidence, but since everyone started homeschooling I've not been asked once why I don't have kids 😅

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 11:18 GMT

Animaniacs is the key to all of this

schmoyoho, accent on the whooo did this (@schmoyoho)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 05:33 GMT

BEFORE: “The Rebels are being hysterical. We would never ACTUALLY blow up Alderaan.” DURING: “Now isn’t the time to play politics and talk about the destruction of Alderaan.” AFTER: “We need to move on from Alderaan to begin the healing for the good of the galaxy.”

Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 03:47 GMT

Weekend achievement unlocked: If you've got snow outside, don't waste it! Why not have a bath with a lovely cold bottle of wine?! 🍾 Fill up a bowl with the snow, insert bottle of choice, and feel smug about it for days! 😁🙌

Mica Bell 🔔 (@MicaSophieBell)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 10:27 GMT

My son’s dog taking a bath is all the cuteness my heart needs tonight.

Gina Urso (@GinaUrso)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 03:22 GMT

It's only cancel culture if it comes from the Cânçelle region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling consequences.

Thee Lady Doctor Says تقول الطبيبة (@LadyDoctorSays)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 20:29 GMT

can’t stop thinking about this horizontally cut bread

Josh (@FLITTER)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 18:04 GMT

Terrifying!

OnlyFans.com/realDonaldTrump (@saintknives)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 15:03 GMT

This bong lives in my mind rent free

𝚖𝚎𝚕 ❁ (@lemonadeblunts)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 22:54 GMT

Has there ever been a more iconic week on Twitter dot com than the one that started with a man refusing to open the beans and ended with the president of the United States being banned for instigating a coup.

Tuck Woodstock (@tuckwoodstock)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 19:55 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 14:10 GMT

Already we are treating families who caught Covid when a relative joined them on Christmas Day, only to test positive afterwards. I’m not sure I can ever forgive @BorisJohnson for inviting Christmas mixing. He’s supercharged the pandemic 😔 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-556051…

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:22 GMT

Telegram Messenger (@telegram)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 13:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1348156961338970112

kh8s

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:39 GMT

Truly Khorosho (@JitsuNiHarashou)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 05:09 GMT

What does Parler use to “rebuild from scratch” after getting kicked off AWS? Terrorform

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:37 GMT

I finally figured out what colours I want to use for my site rebuild. Just need to get off the sofa now, any minute now 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 12:46 GMT

My brain every time I get a slight headache

TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:08 GMT