Ok this one is pretty good

Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 11:29 GMT

Open for a surprise

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:58 GMT

scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton was speaking there

clarke (@pleasuresystems)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 03:52 GMT

my integration tests @ me

Tess Rinearson (@_tessr)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 13:47 GMT

me on friday: haha! yes! lets chat next week! put some time in my calendar! draw a box on my magical pocket of future commitments! haha! i totes, monday is ok! whats that, you have a new project? no WE have a new project! waking up on monday, full of regrets: why did i do this

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 10:26 GMT

Every tech nerd out there who participates in Bitcoin: you're more guilty of fucking over the planet than any millionaire flying in their corporate jets.

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bitcoin mining rigs are incredible, a huge supercomputer factory that eats up the resources of our world to produce extremely valuable Nothing.

samanthuel🌱B*L*M (@splendidland)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 12:28 GMT

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 10:44 GMT

Primal Scream (@ScreamOfficial)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 18:31 GMT

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 00:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/tanepiper/status/1350164965857124352

they are not better theregister.com/2019/10/16/git…

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:43 GMT

On "mentrification"

leave the capitol - exit this Roman shell 🐚 (@fireh9lly)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:59 GMT

The 'back to school' scandal. Millions of kids mixed unnecessarily for one day while the virus raged. Boris Johnson’s incompetence is costing lives. Sound on.

Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 16:15 GMT

Every time I try to attach a photo into any work app I curse this fucking Android Work Profile...

Mat Velloso (@matvelloso)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 16:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/fatih/status/1350091627096907776

I had my old Hue Lightstrip and was thinking about adding “Bias Lighting” to the Pro Display XDR. It seems like the holes on the back of the display are the perfect size to mount it with zip ties 😅

Fatih Arslan (@fatih)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:37 GMT

✨My new home office setup is finally here. I always wanted a single, large monitor 🖥 and decided it was time for a Pro Display XDR. I got the same chair I was using previously, the Herman Miller Aeron. Overall, I think this is the best setup I had so far, and I love it 😊

Fatih Arslan (@fatih)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 14:45 GMT

January's #Java Annotated Monthly is out now! This one is a huge monster of Java-and-related articles, tutorials, news etc jb.gg/jam/jan21

Trisha Gee (@trisha_gee)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 12:28 GMT

It's been great seeing everyone's #YearInMonzo reviews this week. Now it's time for us to share. Here are some of the key stats for Monzo users in 2020. THREAD 👇

Monzo (@monzo)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 15:02 GMT

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 14:46 GMT

🎉 What a fantastic #TechNott event we had on Monday! 🥰 A big thank you to our speaker @0charactersleft, all our attendees and our wonderful sponsors: 🌟 @IAmCapitalOne 🌟 @cronofy 🌟 @mhr_solutions

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 13:28 GMT

Just slightly lost my rag and called the Prime Minister a liar on BBC News. Interview wrapped fairly swiftly after that 😂 but I’m so tired of it all.

Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 12:51 GMT

https://twitter.com/DrJessTaylor/status/1350018133990535171

If you’re a man who likes the sexy school girl stuff, you’re fantasising about sex with children. If you’re a woman who dresses up as a schoolgirl cos you think it’s sexy (or cos your partner asked/told you to) - have you realised that you’re dressing up as a child for sex?

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:56 GMT

Saw a thing on the internet and decided to try it too. This is what you get when you google ‘school boy’ and then ‘school girl’. This is why we talk about the blatant objectification and sexualisation of girls. This is why we focus on the oppression and abuse of girls.

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:49 GMT

https://twitter.com/Jaimi_Shrive/status/1347647310482857990

Meet Kahlo! Our new baby Golden Retriever!! She comes home in 3 weeks 🥰

Jaimi (@Jaimi_Shrive)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 20:58 GMT

https://twitter.com/TheMuppets/status/1349763273311326208

the real question is why did you canonically make Kermit the reason 9/11 happened

awhbcaw (@awhbcaw)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 17:04 GMT

He got dizzy

The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@akkitwts)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 06:09 GMT

Have you signed up for Global Diversity CFP Day Online on Saturday, January 23rd? Are you considering signing up? Then @editingemily has a message just for you 💛 Free tickets are available at globaldiversitycfpday.com

Global Diversity CFP (@gdcfpday)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 18:46 GMT

https://twitter.com/jackaldinho/status/1349375487710273537

This took somewhere around 8 hours (sous vide then reverse seared). Worth it.

Cameron Hermens (@CamThePerson)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 02:22 GMT

I actually cannot stop laughing at this hahaahahahaha

jack rem x (@jackremmington)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 15:00 GMT

I hate to tell you this but I think 2021 is three 2020s in a trench coat

Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 20:00 GMT

A young white guy just cornered me in the supermarket and demanded I explain to him how to make a Tiramisu. His Tiramisu is therefore going to be made with Quark and Tuc biscuits. Twat.

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 19:51 GMT

help.

chibi comms open (@tc2oh)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 12:19 GMT

wat

pro-democracy extremist (@agentdero)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 19:49 GMT

oh my god

Ad Infinitum (@Ad_Inifinitum)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 22:47 GMT

lost the popular vote, impeached, got coronavirus, lost the popular vote and the election, banned from the internet, impeached. what a run

Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 05:59 GMT

How it started How it's going

🇪🇺 Brexile In Berlin 🇩🇪 (@BrexileInBerlin)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 09:08 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 09:46 GMT

Get in girls. We're going hunting.

Dr. Lisa Corrigan (@DrLisaCorrigan)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 02:22 GMT

I forgot the best bit of my walk today: this cat who's owners are fed up

HP Fuckcraft (@Charlietrypsin)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 15:16 GMT

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 09:01 GMT

Give a man a fish and he can feed himself for a day. But give him one eighth of a fish, and you can keep the rest of the fish yourself. - Ancient Tory Proverb

Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 15:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/theannalytical/status/1349392166716657664

Not mine and I regret not saving the source, buuuut:

Anna Holmes (@annabookwriter)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 17:38 GMT