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Amanda 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@ShooguhLipz)Sat, 23 Jan 2021 20:30 GMT

I caught up on #StarTrekDiscovery S3 in the last week and I just adore how they've turned Engineering into a big queer family with the two gay dads proud of their non-binary genius child, and the lesbian aunt who keeps popping round to give one-liners.

Elainovision, Tiered and Tired (@scattermoon)Sat, 23 Jan 2021 23:31 GMT

my whole lockdown mood:

𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖆 (@ericawilsonx)Sat, 23 Jan 2021 14:04 GMT

im fucking crying rn

abby (@capricabby)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:22 GMT

So is everyone sort of losing their minds at this point? I’m seeing a lot of spiraling on the timeline and it’s nice to see I’m not the only one lmfao

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sat, 23 Jan 2021 19:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/sablaah/status/1353064651722899462

Joel Derig (@ODerigRulez)Sun, 24 Jan 2021 02:04 GMT

everyone’s social battery is dying and it’s actually noticeable

m de la crème (@ItssMichelle_xo)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 14:38 GMT

So… McDonald’s has been selling Katsu Curry Chicken McNuggets in the UK for a few weeks now. @duckfullstop and I took this to its logical conclusion of Katsu Chicken McNuggets, actual curry, and rice.

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 21:46 GMT

Interested in learning about Haskell? Then you might be interested in my new YouTube intro course coming soon. youtu.be/uBEPFkuPrcU

Graham Hutton (@haskellhutt)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 22:10 GMT

what do y’all talk about in one on ones with your managers? i make it a point to talk about my work/show it when i can, but that usually only takes up about 10 minutes. i need some ideas 😅

meezy 👩🏾‍💻 (@almeezyuh)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 21:07 GMT

when you've forgotten your password

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 20:32 GMT

snolly (@snollygoster111)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 13:08 GMT

I can’t decide if I want this cat or if I want to *be* this cat.

James Harland (@DJMHarland)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 08:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1352660197236326401

The older cat will sit by the door, and the kitten is behind it, and he tries to reach out and touch her like a creep.

broccoli rabe kennedy (@mavannucci)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 19:19 GMT

I think that I just accidentally wrote most of a node-based endpoint discovery, parser, and sender for webmentions. I think a version already exists in npm, but would it be useful for other `#indieweb` folk to have this as a package? S'all async and promises.

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:54 GMT

You know that you can work remotely. Don’t worry about employers demanding going back to the office. The secret is out.

Job (@Jobvo)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:25 GMT

I don't know about you, but this is the winner for me.

Dan Chibnall 🖐🏻 🧼 😷 (@bookowl)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 22:46 GMT

OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Nature & Animals🌴 (@AnimalsWorId)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 12:47 GMT

highlight of the year so far has been finding a huge cock on someone's balcony

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 09:47 GMT

Watch this. Conned. Fooled. A useful dupe, who bought the whole lie, and regurgitated it without thought. Is there a word for "angry at somebody for throwing the hand grenade that blew off their own foot; but simultaneously feel sorry for them"?

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So many fisherman we spoke to this week said the same thing but were reluctant to appear on camera. All voted leave and now regret it. All surprised and confused by the absence of Nigel Farage

Byline TV (@BylineTV)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 21:16 GMT

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 07:43 GMT

Officially tested positive for COVID. Y’all this is no joke. Fever. Entire body ache. My skin hurts to touch. Sinus, eye, and ear pain. Exhaustion. Dizziness. Not fun. Please take this virus seriously. And for the love of all that is holy wear your damn masks 😷

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 22:21 GMT

.@GitLab releases many features years before GitHub. Every month on the 22nd, transparent and open. 10 examples in this thread 💡 about.gitlab.com/is-it-any-good…

Sid Sijbrandij (@sytses)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 20:30 GMT

troy and abed and bernie in the moooorning!!

yağmur the needlessly defiant (@coolyagmurtwts)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 15:25 GMT

Today I'm slightly disappointed with @monzo for not providing an easy way for us to see the account's IBAN. Their official recommendation is to look for an IBAN calculator online, but I know better than to insert my account details on random websites in the internet.

Daniela Petruzalek (@danicat83)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 09:30 GMT

If your newest hires are toxic, it's not an accident. It means existing employees, the interviewers, picked those people. It likely reflects the company culture at large.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 13:29 GMT

Don't trust a test you've never seen fail 😏

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 16:11 GMT

"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face"... 2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!"

Cheese Ninja (@shadow_kylie)Wed, 20 Jan 2021 21:04 GMT

One year ago today, I was "working" in Cancun for @jfrog's annual holiday 😭

Kat Cosgrove, Person of Hype (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 17:27 GMT