WOW. Powerful moment on @CNN just now. Must watch. Sending you lots of love @sarasidnerCNN

Faith Abubéy (@ReporterFaith)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 13:46 GMT

yet another unrealistic body standard for women

the priory of the ḩąʑęł tree (@cisgenderhaver)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 04:16 GMT

This is from 13 January 2017 We couldn’t cope 4 years ago. This isn’t an NHS at breaking point because of Covid, it’s at breaking point because it’s been deliberately funded this way.

Jo Grady (@DrJoGrady)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 00:25 GMT

Just seen someone refer to the Parler archive as "Fashley Madison" 😂😂😂

Luke Bonaccorsi 🏳️‍🌈 (@CodeFoodPixels)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 13:29 GMT

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol. I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 05:03 GMT

software engineer here to explain what’s going on with the state department’s website right now. here’s what’s up: literally no single person has any idea how a website works and they’re all varying degrees of broken

brian feldman (@bafeldman)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 20:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1326290227749679105

I have neglected this thread so much! Expect a flurry soon 🏃‍♀️

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 19:33 GMT

I'm sure it's just coincidence, but since everyone started homeschooling I've not been asked once why I don't have kids 😅

Jenni Brown 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 11:18 GMT

Animaniacs is the key to all of this

schmoyoho, accent on the whooo did this (@schmoyoho)Thu, 07 Jan 2021 05:33 GMT

BEFORE: “The Rebels are being hysterical. We would never ACTUALLY blow up Alderaan.” DURING: “Now isn’t the time to play politics and talk about the destruction of Alderaan.” AFTER: “We need to move on from Alderaan to begin the healing for the good of the galaxy.”

Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 03:47 GMT

Weekend achievement unlocked: If you've got snow outside, don't waste it! Why not have a bath with a lovely cold bottle of wine?! 🍾 Fill up a bowl with the snow, insert bottle of choice, and feel smug about it for days! 😁🙌

Mica Bell 🔔 (@MicaSophieBell)Mon, 11 Jan 2021 10:27 GMT

My son’s dog taking a bath is all the cuteness my heart needs tonight.

Gina Urso (@GinaUrso)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 03:22 GMT

It's only cancel culture if it comes from the Cânçelle region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling consequences.

Thee Lady Doctor Says تقول الطبيبة (@LadyDoctorSays)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 20:29 GMT

can’t stop thinking about this horizontally cut bread

Josh (@FLITTER)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 18:04 GMT

Terrifying!

OnlyFans.com/realDonaldTrump (@saintknives)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 15:03 GMT

This bong lives in my mind rent free

𝚖𝚎𝚕 ❁ (@lemonadeblunts)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 22:54 GMT

Has there ever been a more iconic week on Twitter dot com than the one that started with a man refusing to open the beans and ended with the president of the United States being banned for instigating a coup.

Tuck Woodstock (@tuckwoodstock)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 19:55 GMT

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 14:10 GMT

Already we are treating families who caught Covid when a relative joined them on Christmas Day, only to test positive afterwards. I’m not sure I can ever forgive @BorisJohnson for inviting Christmas mixing. He’s supercharged the pandemic 😔 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-556051…

Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:22 GMT

Telegram Messenger (@telegram)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 13:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1348156961338970112

kh8s

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:39 GMT

Truly Khorosho (@JitsuNiHarashou)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 05:09 GMT

What does Parler use to “rebuild from scratch” after getting kicked off AWS? Terrorform

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 06:37 GMT

I finally figured out what colours I want to use for my site rebuild. Just need to get off the sofa now, any minute now 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sun, 10 Jan 2021 12:46 GMT

My brain every time I get a slight headache

TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:08 GMT

https://twitter.com/foxshaped/status/1347993451124711431

Mad props to the woman who turned a covid test into an opportunity for flirting though, making it into a graphic depiction of how little gag reflex she has whilst making sexy eye contact with her partner and smirking. I was uncomfortable but it’s certainly a Move.

Emma (@foxshaped)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 19:49 GMT

what if CPUs came in wrappers like bite-sized candies

こちゃん 🦊🌸 (@foxgirl_IRL)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 17:00 GMT

Why is our brain like this

Owen Jones 🌹 (@OwenJones84)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 15:31 GMT

All set.

David Levy (@DavidLevyMusic)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 20:26 GMT

Took me fifteen seconds: https://t.co/2WlRsRYVdc

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Really sad. At a time of deep national division, President-elect Biden’s choice to call his political opponents literal Nazis does nothing to bring us together or promote healing. This kind of vicious partisan rhetoric only tears our country apart.

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Ted Cruz (@tedcruz)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 22:54 GMT

Peter Sagal (@petersagal)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 23:59 GMT

Smol Paul absolutely refuses to use the kitten steps I got for him, so this is how treat time goes #HollysMankyMoggies

Holly '8 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 05:40 GMT

don't worry ya'll, the side-loaded Parler APKs being hosted on honeypot websites w/ good SEO aren't malicious, that's just the deep state trying to keep you from memes🙃

ℨ𝔞𝔠𝔥 𝔈𝔡𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰 (@thezedwards)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 04:07 GMT

me: *goes to a website for the first time* the website:

kavs☄️🏌️‍♂️ (@3hotcheetosb0i)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 14:10 GMT

Hi there, I'm new to Twitter and looking to make new friends.

Tonald Drump (@TonaldDrump45an)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 00:51 GMT

I am LOSING IT

Viane Londoño ❄️ (@vianerds)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 23:10 GMT

Autotune snoring

Enlargeyournerd (@Enlargeyournerd)Fri, 08 Jan 2021 14:15 GMT