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"I want you to be a self-managing team. Here are the ceremonies, roles and practices you must follow so you can do that."
Neil Killick (@neil_killick)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:04 GMT
"I want you to be a self-managing team. Here are the ceremonies, roles and practices you must follow so you can do that."
Neil Killick (@neil_killick)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:04 GMT
In every Zoom/Teams/Google call I was on this week, I noted what happened when a man and a woman tried to talk at the same time. 86% woman apologized and asked the man to continue 10% man apologized and asked the woman to continue 4% someone else suggested who should go firstAlyssa Miller - 🌈Rainbow Teamer🌈 (@AlyssaM_InfoSec)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 02:36 GMT
WRONG. God created ONE gender and a RIB But I wouldn't expect a rib to know thatAllison Mickel (@llisonmickel)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 09:24 GMT
Absolutely NONE of y’all. You think your tweets compete with Netflix? Disney plus? Please. I’m literally tweeting this from the toilet. twitter.com/austen/status/…Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Fri, 26 Feb 2021 15:44 GMT
Waiting to join a Zoom presentation...
Dr. Curiosity 🔬 (@DrCuriosity)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 22:45 GMT
Can we not have Eat Out To Help Out again please, it's really not safe & also I'm tired of paying tax (and even more projected in future tax increases) to line Wetherspoons' pockets 🙄 Would prefer my tax goes to the NHS, schools, social care, safe housing, & similar 💜Jenni 🍉 (@madebyjenni)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 11:58 GMT
Why is it that so many anti-maskers are also anti-immigrant, anti-Islam, anti-BLM, and anti-European? Is there a particular template that they're all cut from?AphexGwyn (@AphexGwyn)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 11:39 GMT
molly (plant mom era) 🌿 (@DoSomeMolly)Thu, 25 Feb 2021 01:12 GMT
an editor said to me the other day, "we are not working remotely. we are living at work."
Erin B. Logan (@erinblogan)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 16:33 GMT
Amazon has hit a key milestone. There are now more women on the S-Team (Senior Leadership team) than there are Jeffs.
Sean Lyndersay (@SeanOnTwt)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 03:49 GMT
Imagine being an apex predator and constantly getting picked up and kissed on the head
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 18:11 GMT
Lou van der Bijl (@SynStalker)Wed, 24 Feb 2021 05:24 GMT
My lawyer when I send him screenshots of my illegally shared onlyfans content
pretty and rude (@themeredith)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 21:15 GMT
Hey you, #Jenkins folks! If you're still configuring things in the UI / using Jenkinsfiles but haven't yet gotten around to looking into #JobDSL I've got you covered https://www.jvt.me/posts/2021/02/23/getting-started-jobdsl-standardised/
Getting Started With Jenkins Job DSL Plugin for Standardising Your Pipelines (10 mins read).

A worked example of how to use Jenkins Job DSL to set up a standardised pipeline for Java libraries.
you cannot tell people's gender by looking at them. straight up, you can't. I am a short sparkly femme who twirls my pigtails and I could be the world's manliest man for all you know you have to ask. check people's bios. don't assumeIan Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 18:52 GMT
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Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 14:50 GMT
Me on the 22nd June:
🅱️ill (Human not dog) (@Rauer_2)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 16:18 GMT
Me rn
MF Dinners (@tom_usher_)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 19:35 GMT
The ideal bedsheets don’t exi—
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. 💸 (@ParikPatelCFA)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 20:12 GMT
Well it's taken me a few years, but I've finally worked out how to manage Gems in #Chef without horrible chef exec bundle exec ... commands https://www.jvt.me/posts/2021/02/22/chefdk-gemfile/
Installing Gems From Your Gemfile When Developing Chef Cookbooks using the ChefDK / Chef Workstation (2 mins read).

How to install Ruby Gems in local development using your Gemfile.
Why alias `sudo` to `please` when you could take it a step further with `prettyplease` instead? 🥰
April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 18:28 GMT
who the heck thought this was a good feature for a network router to have
matt🔔 @ home (@mbellgb)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 17:19 GMT
Unfortunately the deadline for fuck yous has passed
Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 13:13 GMT
Week Notes 21#07 (3 mins read).
What happened in the week of 2021-02-15?
Such a cheerful color! My husband was right to bring me here
bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:09 GMT
is it yellow
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:04 GMT
I'm going to celebrate my isolation anniversary with the woman who lives in my wallpaper
bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:03 GMT
Moving meetup-mf2 and eventbrite-mf2 to Heroku (1 mins read).
Moving my APIs meetup-mf2.herokuapp.com and eventbrite-mf2.herokuapp.com to Heroku-hosted apps.
imagine tweeting this barely over a month after your head of HR quit over a blatantly illegal firing lol
Michael Guerin (@MrSebguer)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:50 GMT
100% is me 👋🏽 I realise I've got a lot of privilege but know I can't really appreciate the other side of it because of it
I wonder what turn around? Selling to Microsoft? I hear that GitHub still has a pretty toxic culture. I know nothing about Jason but it’s serious red flag of other pathologies to see a exec out on Twitter thirsting for more credit and recognition.
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I hope one day we can tell the GitHub turnaround story. Many great people should be known & stories/lessons told For this tweet, simply this: Betting on myself 19 friends said I shouldn't do it: couldn't be done 1 said I *absolutely* had to: bet on yourselftwitter.com/jmj/status/136…Jason Warner (@jasoncwarner)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 15:47 GMT
kellan (@kellan)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:27 GMT
Breaking: Mars becomes the second planet that has more computers running Linux than Windows.
@mikko (@mikko)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 13:59 GMT
Nuclear subtweet: it doesn’t matter how right you think your technical opinion is, if you can’t share it without being negative and toxic then you’re wrong.
Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 00:50 GMT
made a strawberries and cream swiss roll today :-)
кат (@khrosy_)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 15:28 GMT