https://twitter.com/PostinMonkey/status/1341606913566371841

PLEASE let this be a normal field trip

SSB (@StuScottBooyahs)Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:07 GMT

If you ever see a blog post that claims Git makes perfect sense once you learn <FACT>, the author is lying.

Russ Cox (@_rsc)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:29 GMT

me and my husband telling each other the jokes out the crackers on Christmas Day after spending every single hour of every single day together since March

Lucy (@LMAsaysno)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 18:13 GMT

You’d think the UK would’ve been the first to close borders. Where is all that Brexit energy????

madame économiste (@FeliciaAyensua)Mon, 23 Mar 2020 09:20 GMT

The U.K. didn’t do lockdown properly so the world has locked us down by force lmaooo.

madame économiste (@FeliciaAyensua)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/lauracharvey/status/1341143892935254017

They opened it on GitHub in public. She’s done nothing wrong by including details here which would already have been public. For the original q, yeah this strikes me as rude and overreaching for a rando to open a PR

JTK (@heyJTK)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 22:15 GMT

The EU have negotiated to get the Pfizer vaccine at €10 less per dose than the UK. Turns out, the bigger your market, the better deals you can strike. Who knew?

Stevie (@FlyingSte)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:30 GMT

Dissertation arrived. This is my favorite page.

Natalie Brown (@nataliebrownist)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 00:09 GMT

Fun fact: *67 still works to block your number from appearing on caller ID.

Katelyn Bowden (@medus4_cdc)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 01:46 GMT

I told my boss that he was really “going HAM” on google doc edits today. He stared at me blankly for a while until he finally said… “I don’t know what that means.” I had to somehow professionally explain that HAM means ‘hard as a motherfucker’. I did it, but I did not like it.

Trista Kempa ✨ (@tristajaye)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 23:59 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 02:53 GMT

you should never be ashamed of your kinks - unless you’re into humiliation - in which case you should be very ashamed you dirty little slut

grinch nóva (@krisnova)Tue, 22 Dec 2020 02:11 GMT

I mean, um, @twitter, you could just quote retweet it and link to the original tweet...you did design the feature.

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🗣 @dionnewarwick

Twitter (@Twitter)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 17:15 GMT

Scott Hanselman (@shanselman)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 21:07 GMT

I think if you broke the law and exposed an entire country to a deadly virus so you could attend your boyfriend's jet-skiing competition you can definitely cool your heels in jail for 4 months, sounds like a great lesson in personal responsibility. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f…

Laurie Voss (@seldo)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1341101770844622848

I'll be honest, it was a relief to be using a laptop for anything other than Zoom!

Pascal Dennerly (@pascaldoesgo)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 19:25 GMT

Wow they’re really pulling out all the stops building up to the season finale of the UK. What could they possibly be saving for the last episode? 🥴

Kate is cake. Always has been. (@SBinLondon)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 17:29 GMT

How it started: How it’s going:

Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 15:33 GMT

1) started making it 2) had a breakdown 3) bon appetite ✨

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quote this tweet with your top 3 personal accomplishments of 2020 ✨

Adam J. Kurtz (@adamjk)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 17:40 GMT

Christmas Carol 🎄 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 16:54 GMT

Current status: looking wistfully at my computer while I make myself play video games so I don’t burnout 😅

Christmas Carol 🎄 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 16:50 GMT

*something* was out there imitating santa claus in early 20th century america and I just want to know how many children it ate

Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 04:59 GMT

I mean, objectively having the door slammed in our faces ten days before we were supposed to do our big “fuck you” flounce after five years of being utter dicks to everyone is hilarious, I just wish I didn’t live here.

Lucy Wainwright (@Whoozley)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 22:42 GMT

Either you get it. Or you don't. 🤣

Lauren Niemann, MSc, MA (@ZoologyGal)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 00:47 GMT

The Expanse No Context (@ExpanseNContext)Mon, 21 Dec 2020 14:29 GMT

The moments on Sesame Street between the Muppets and the kids were rarely done with a script, which meant the performers had to be ready for anything. And Jim Henson was a master 💚🍪

❄️ Muppet History 🎄 (@HistoryMuppet)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 18:57 GMT

Good No Deal Sunday morning to you all, I'm celebrating with the last sirloin I'm likely to see for a few months.

Bodil Stokke, Esq. (@bodil)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 13:16 GMT

your fridge is never truly safe

Rob N Roll (@thegallowboob)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 23:36 GMT

Me, wearing a red-heavy ensemble: hey, do I look ok? @MrAndrew: awww, you look like a poinsettia Me: soooo... gaudy, temperamental, and two-a-penny at the supermarket? 🤨 Andrew (visibly panicked): uh...um... I *like*... poinsettias?

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 23:29 GMT

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1340342881521971206

Wear a mask and stop talking shit.

Chen Weihua （陈卫华） (@chenweihua)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 09:21 GMT

https://twitter.com/EricaJoy/status/1340742921457319936

The ability to have any one person spend a month without a key privilege (class, race, gender, sexuality, etc.) so that they can become more empathetic. This reflects my fear that we won't overcome bias and prejudice without directly accessing the lived experiences of others.

Anjuan (@anjuan)Sun, 20 Dec 2020 20:01 GMT