https://twitter.com/lynncyrin/status/1345549848615915521

I'm an autistic coach. I'm taking on very few new clients at the moment but please dm me to see if I can help you. If I can't I can pass you to someone I know and trust. Thanks @JamieTanna

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 13:20 GMT

"Let's call the cops just in case." —Karen Kat

Mallory Brewer (@malwaaare)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 20:28 GMT

Help! My (27M) commits (abef8c, 94a6cb, 39d30c, 51afee, 34c392) have unionized with a squash and rebase.

i can fix my mistakes don't give me solutions (@mgattozzi)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 23:32 GMT

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Sun, 03 Jan 2021 12:17 GMT

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

reni (@reniadeb)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 15:18 GMT

I've been laughing for 10 minutes.

Fiqah (@sassycrass)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 06:33 GMT

me liking horny tweets knowing twitter will absolutely make sure one of my coworkers sees it

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 22:22 GMT

snowm̶a̶n̶ gal ☃️❄ (📸: @akmal_farhana)

rizwana akmal khan (@rizbizkits)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 17:55 GMT

I can't stop thinking about this meme

Floor Haver (@TheEpicDept)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 13:57 GMT

From /r/bitcoin

@mikko (@mikko)Mon, 04 Dec 2017 21:27 GMT

been laughing at this for 10 mins straight

nisa (@rockwellism)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 17:01 GMT

Magnificent put-down of the Tories by the NYT. Opinion | The Malign Incompetence of the British Ruling Class - The New York Times nytimes.com/2019/01/17/opi…

Matthew Hardy (@drmatthewhardy)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 22:14 GMT

This you? twitter.com/rishisunak/sta…

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I’m proud that we are today delivering on our promise to scrap the tampon tax. gov.uk/government/new…

Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 11:46 GMT

Helena Wadia (@helenawadia)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 19:40 GMT

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1344973185641570311

You voted against it’s abolition at the first time of asking!

Paula Sherriff 🌈 (@paulasherriff)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 12:47 GMT

Would anybody like to be friends with me this year? You don’t have to do anything, and I’ll never message you first. It’s basically the same as not being friends if I’m honest although I WILL like your tweets and get overly defensive of you on Twitter. Thank u

Callum Uwunderwood (@DevRelCallum)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 10:14 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 03:37 GMT

me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times

Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 01:28 GMT

Night watch.. #RebeccaVincent

Alexandra Epps (@ArtGuideAlex)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 20:02 GMT

If you're happy and you know it...

Tracy Anderson-Powell (@DammitTracy)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 17:30 GMT

2021, you got this

The Oatmeal (@Oatmeal)Sat, 02 Jan 2021 00:50 GMT

Hold up folks, 2020 isn't completely shit: I discovered the absolute best t-shirt in existence. You're welcome.

Oscar 🏳️‍⚧️ (@SkeletonOscar)Thu, 31 Dec 2020 20:13 GMT

😬

Jessica Rose (@jesslynnrose)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 20:52 GMT

Today I learnt that sheep sex is called "tupping." I no longer want my Tupperware

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Fri, 01 Jan 2021 17:00 GMT

Went into a clubhouse room and my boyfriend was on stage saying he stuck in a bad relationship 😐

missmorganic (@MissMorganic_)Thu, 31 Dec 2020 03:18 GMT

https://twitter.com/MissMorganic_/status/1344483018216407041

He ain’t lie. Both y’all talking to social media instead of each other.

Teddy Beard (@fatphillycat)Thu, 31 Dec 2020 21:48 GMT