https://twitter.com/mikeal/status/1372400469075578888

Big yikes here

Timothy Kempf 🎃🍁 (@takempf)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 04:58 GMT

My brain: 1970 was 30 years ago 1990 was 10 years ago 1995 was 10 years ago 2000 was 10 years ago 2010 was 10 years ago 2016 was a couple years ago 2017 didn't happen 2018 was 2 years ago 2019 was last year 2020 was last year 2021 it's only January

Julie Benson (@TheJulieBenson)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 00:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1372510988659011586

yes it's 🧂 week on this here twitter account this is why I need a vacation

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:31 GMT

did you know that when you hire someone for a given area of expertise that you can save yourself a lot of time and money if you make use of that expertise? full of novel ideas, me

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1372510988659011586

Tech companies: we're gonna need you to do countless hours of tests, exercises and interviews before we believe you're qualified for this role You: ok cool I'll do that Tech companies: you did great! You're hired You: Oh excellent so I think we should do X Tech companies: oh _no_

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/EliInMadripoor/status/1372237146715742211

you could think of it as a way of calling all asian people yellow which, obviously, isnt the case. its also just ineffective if you want to spread awareness about the current asian hate crimes going on.

v (@kirboyo)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:26 GMT

A person who is okay with being alone is a powerful person.

Keva (@Ayodelefx)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 16:08 GMT

the 🙃 emoji is my favourite because nobody knows what it means. are you mad? happy? sad? did i fuck up? do i apologise? AKA pretty much me in every social situation ever. um excuse me - but what emotion can i put you down for so i know how to respond? how does it feel? 🙃

kris nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 15:09 GMT

I just signed off work until the 6th of April 😎 Can’t wait to not know anything about my job when I’m back 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:17 GMT

Sometimes you thirst follow someone and then just end up learning a lot about local politics in their city

Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1372137222288326658

That's very cute. Happy birthday to you, one of my favourite people on Twitter, and I hope Anna and Morph make it special.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 11:49 GMT

I miss walking out of a theater after watching a movie and feeling like i just got back to reality from another dimension

𝓡𝓸𝔃𝓪𝔂 😈 (@Luh_Scoop)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:38 GMT

Valentina (@leftistthot420)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 16:44 GMT

My new coworker is pretty lazy. All she does is nap.

Elise Craver (@E_Craver)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 17:41 GMT

Yesterday I announced HACKED - Fixing hacked WordPress site Workshop. For details eventbrite.co.uk/e/hacked-fixin… TLDR; Join me on the 22nd & 29th of April for 2 sessions on identifying & fixing hacked WordPress sites. Early bird tickets on sale now.

Tim Nash (@tnash)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 09:33 GMT

Forgetting about the change window... again

shenetworks (@SerenaTalksTech)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 03:00 GMT

babe are you okay you didn't even touch your 60% mechanical keyboard shaped waffle

Fuzzy (@BoxMacLeod)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 11:44 GMT

staid indoors (@staidindoors)Thu, 17 Dec 2020 22:45 GMT

there’s always a hugo reply guy

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 08:32 GMT

My favorite genre of news story

H̶͢͝T̨T̸̕͢P̴̕͠ ̕͠Lo̡͡v̸̷͢è̡͢ç̶raf̕t̨͜ (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 01:28 GMT

god he looks so happy

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:24 GMT

I have today turned 42 years old. I am therefore auditioning for Desperate Housewives. #cougar #milf #everySexistStereotypeOfOlderWomen

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:59 GMT

hahaha yes😎

✨ em the gremlin ✨ (@emaraven11)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:24 GMT

I can hear my fiancée in the next room teaching her students and honestly, it makes me feel so much pride and love 😅🥰

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 14:35 GMT

Startup idea: NFTs for domain names. We could have multiple authorities who are trusted to verify people’s identity and claim to own a domain, and then issue them a digital certificate. They can then use that certificate for verifying their domain and website is authentic.

Mike Kelly (@mikekelly85)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 10:12 GMT

No matter how much better off, more privilege, more safety, more money, more opportunities or more impact I would have in this world, I would never want to be a man. I love being a woman.

Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 09:25 GMT

https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1371266171505410060

i'm just thinking about someone shaking their ass to make you a drink and 🥲

rachel (@ohhoe)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 01:06 GMT

two software engineers walk into a “foo”

kris nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 15 Mar 2021 05:07 GMT