Massive Attack (@MassiveAttackUK)Fri, 05 Feb 2021 12:45 GMT

Does anyone else find it deeply ironic that the dudes who love to toss the 'snowflake' blast around are also the dudes who cry the loudest at how mean and unfair woke culture is?

James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey)Thu, 04 Feb 2021 22:27 GMT

I'm not a boss babe. I'm not a girl boss. I'm not a "She"EO. I'm not a mom-preneur. I'm the CEO and co-founder of a successful, fast-growing SaaS company and have the honor of leading an incredible team of talented humans. ...And I am a woman.

Lindsay Tjepkema (@CastedLindsay)Thu, 04 Feb 2021 14:56 GMT

I regret to say, exercise and eating well did indeed improve my mood

Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo)Wed, 03 Feb 2021 22:15 GMT

god the foreshadowing in that movie was so good

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Thu, 04 Feb 2021 01:51 GMT

Bash: the up arrow can be used to get past commands Users: yesssssss Bash: We also have a history comman- Users: up arrow!! Bash: a history command , where you use ! to call past comma- Users: UP ARROWWWWW

casey (@varcharr)Wed, 03 Feb 2021 22:21 GMT

It would be great if we allocated more money for the NHS in Captain Tom’s memory so that in the future 100 year old aren’t having to fundra-oh they’ve announced another clap fantastic forget what I just said everyone

Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar)Wed, 03 Feb 2021 12:48 GMT

Women in tech are literally so easy to please. Give us fancy mechanical keyboards and fundamental human rights. That's only two things.

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Wed, 03 Feb 2021 05:06 GMT

"Why am I feeling anxious for no reason?" she thought to herself almost a year into the ongoing deadly global pandemic which completely upended life as she knew it.

Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 23:05 GMT

I got snazzy new domain! ✨carol.gg✨ And I started rebuilding my site, in parts. Exciting times 🎉 Part 1: Moving to Eleventy 👇🏼 carol.gg/blog/site-rebu…

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 02 Feb 2021 08:28 GMT

Omg why is cachingggg 😭😭

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 20:34 GMT

https://twitter.com/kyliebytes/status/1356330906995200000

Lewds, obviously. This is the internet

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 20:36 GMT

I want to save this tweet as the textbook definition of gatekeeping.

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https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1356072519690686465

Do you have a CS degree Corey? Did you take a class in formal languages at all? Regular expressions, push down automata, Turing machines, etc? HTML isn't a programming language. It's just markup.

John Black (@johnblackjr)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 03:50 GMT

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Mon, 01 Feb 2021 03:51 GMT

I feel presentation is as important as the meal itself.

Fergi (@LolaFaglana)Sun, 31 Jan 2021 03:43 GMT

apparently it's "unprofessional" to work in infosec and glorify criminal activity so i guess i'll move to finance where it'll get me fast-tracked to hedge fund manager instead

Kat Maddox (@ctrlshifti)Sun, 31 Jan 2021 23:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/taosecurity/status/1355971359168466945

Hi, Richard! This is Twitter, not a meeting with management. We're allowed to swear, AND we're allowed to change the definition of what constitutes "professional behavior." For instance: get the fuck over yourself.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 31 Jan 2021 22:08 GMT

Be careful folks

Emily (@EmilyKager)Tue, 26 Jan 2021 19:27 GMT

Hear me out: An entire Disney+ show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU. Like a fun X-Files. Make it happen.

Stephen Ford (@StephenSeanFord)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 20:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/unbridled_id/status/1355408507172958210

My interpersonal relationships prof told us she tracked everything her husband did on his phone and computer—gps, internet history, texts/emails—because the secret to a successful marriage is knowing that you can’t trust anyone.

Katherine Rhodes (@krhodes0521)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 22:22 GMT

I’ve tweeted this before, but my ethics professor impregnated his son’s girlfriend. I think about it every class

Sierra Armor 𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕤 (@unbridled_id)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 06:52 GMT

GitHub Issue forms are coming! 📣 Thanks @github! for making reporting issues a breeze now! 🚀No more weird Markdown stuff. At @home_assistant we are proud to have the privilege to participate in the limited alpha test of this new feature! 😎

Franck Nijhof (@Frenck)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 20:54 GMT

Thanks Guido. That's very flattering. I'm still a little unclear as to what it is but congratulations and well done.

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https://twitter.com/EricIdle/status/1355227039146467329

Hi @EricIdle, author of said "Python" software here. It's open source, which means it's free. It's been 31 years since I chose the name and I'm still a fan of your work! It's "very nice". Many folks working with me in the early days shared my appreciation.

Guido van Rossum (@gvanrossum)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 00:22 GMT

Eric Idle (@EricIdle)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 01:20 GMT

Sound on

place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 06:44 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1355495410975059968

A BAH-GEL? 🤣

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 12:38 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1355495238106812420

Live scenes from my apartment 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 30 Jan 2021 12:37 GMT

Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

StepMom Marie 🖤 (@mariebabyyyyy_)Fri, 29 Jan 2021 18:16 GMT