My cat. Not my house. Not sure if she's my cat anymore.

Mike 🌲 (@MikeTheLefty)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 15:46 GMT

Remember to keep your hashtags accessible by using pascal case #SomethingSomethingHashtag instead of #somethingsomethinghashtag 👏 This allows someone with a screen reader to hear the words individually rather than as a long incoherent word!

Cake is Kate. Always has been. 💫 (@kefimochi)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 16:46 GMT

The BBC really needs to find new language to offer out freelance work.

Chris Hemmings (@Hemmch)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 13:03 GMT

Although still patchy while it grows in, got to say that I’m liking beardy Steve 😊

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 18:31 GMT

Nick #BLM ✊🏾❄️ (@NickLylesComedy)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 20:59 GMT

Great idea: The Science Museum (UK) used its digitized collection, API, and log of web pages with zero views to create “Never Been Seen”—a site that makes you the very first person to see an object. Nice model for serendipity. (via @sebchan’s newsletter) thesciencemuseum.github.io/never-been-see…

Dan Cohen (@dancohen)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 15:45 GMT

Heads of HR don’t operate in a vacuum and they make moves with approvals from their boss in the C-Suite. twitter.com/githubpolicy/s…

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We found significant errors of judgment and procedure in a recent employee separation. We have reversed the separation, and our head of HR has taken personal accountability and resigned from GitHub. We apologize sincerely to the employee. github.blog/2021-01-17-upd…

GitHub Policy (@GitHubPolicy)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 17:29 GMT

jill wohlner (@JillWohlner)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 20:11 GMT

babe are you okay? you’ve barely touched your Doctor Who®️ Cassandra Lasagne

conner (@connxrbradshaw)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 08:39 GMT

https://twitter.com/GitHubPolicy/status/1350857738226528256

"we're sorry we got caught this time"

Black lives still matter. 🏳️‍⚧️ (@war_queer)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 18:07 GMT

Spent a majority of this weekend researching butt plugs AMA

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 16:32 GMT

💜 I love worry lines comics so much but woah, this one hits me right in the black squiggly feels.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 10:07 GMT

if screens bad why watching big screen while holding little screen feel so good

Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 02:33 GMT

STOP SENDING PEOPLE UNDER 35 THINGS TO PRINT AT HOME. WE DO NOT HAVE PRINTERS.

Donald Martell 🌹 (@DonnyMartell)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 21:19 GMT

Should I make this a sticker?

theworstdev (@kurtkemple)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 13:45 GMT

Anyone wanna know what Parler are trying to put together from other hosting providers that aren't AWS? Read this spec list. Good luck with this outside of AWS. Rob Monster of Epik Hosting won't be able to give them this kinda grunt with his shitty white-label reseller acct.

JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL³³°¹ (@th3j35t3r)Sun, 17 Jan 2021 01:14 GMT

PEOPLE WHO FLIP BURGERS DO NOT DESERVE A LIVING WAGE, THE PEOPLE THAT REALLY DESERVE A LIVING WAGE ARE GUYS WHO SIT IN AN OFFICE CHAIR FOR EIGHT HOURS AND COMPLETE ONE SMALL TASK BEFORE STARING OUT THE WINDOW TO THINK ABOUT WHEN THEIR SPOUSE STOPPED LOVING THEM

NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 20:34 GMT

What We Would Have Called Whales If They Had Been Discovered For the First Time in 2020 big swimmer boi thicc fish blubby boo chonk shark

Adrienne Porter Felt (@__apf__)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 21:31 GMT

The moment I realised the world is getting too weird for me. This is a photo. A photo so realistically animated that most people didn't even realise it was fake, a crossbreed of two memes, one of some men in tight trousers and one of ancient sea shanties. What is happening

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Sea shanty tiktok is WILD

Kristian (@vonstrenginho)Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:03 GMT

Holly '8 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 20:41 GMT

christ.

Doryen Chin 🥂👻 (Thembo; Horror Writer) (@HeyDoryen)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 16:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/WestonWolfe33/status/1350493290240626693

The entire purpose of minimum wage at its inception was to be a 100% financially supportive wage. That’s literally what the “minimum” means.

The Great Dave Offensive (@rwozzen)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 17:27 GMT

Ok this one is pretty good

Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 11:29 GMT

Open for a surprise

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:58 GMT

scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton was speaking there

clarke (@pleasuresystems)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 03:52 GMT

my integration tests @ me

Tess Rinearson (@_tessr)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 13:47 GMT

me on friday: haha! yes! lets chat next week! put some time in my calendar! draw a box on my magical pocket of future commitments! haha! i totes, monday is ok! whats that, you have a new project? no WE have a new project! waking up on monday, full of regrets: why did i do this

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 10:26 GMT

Every tech nerd out there who participates in Bitcoin: you're more guilty of fucking over the planet than any millionaire flying in their corporate jets.

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bitcoin mining rigs are incredible, a huge supercomputer factory that eats up the resources of our world to produce extremely valuable Nothing.

samanthuel🌱B*L*M (@splendidland)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 12:28 GMT

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 10:44 GMT

Primal Scream (@ScreamOfficial)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 18:31 GMT

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Sat, 16 Jan 2021 00:23 GMT

https://twitter.com/tanepiper/status/1350164965857124352

they are not better theregister.com/2019/10/16/git…

Joe (@jna_sh)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:43 GMT

On "mentrification"

leave the capitol - exit this Roman shell 🐚 (@fireh9lly)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 09:59 GMT

The 'back to school' scandal. Millions of kids mixed unnecessarily for one day while the virus raged. Boris Johnson’s incompetence is costing lives. Sound on.

Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 16:15 GMT

Every time I try to attach a photo into any work app I curse this fucking Android Work Profile...

Mat Velloso (@matvelloso)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 16:07 GMT

https://twitter.com/fatih/status/1350091627096907776

I had my old Hue Lightstrip and was thinking about adding “Bias Lighting” to the Pro Display XDR. It seems like the holes on the back of the display are the perfect size to mount it with zip ties 😅

Fatih Arslan (@fatih)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:37 GMT

✨My new home office setup is finally here. I always wanted a single, large monitor 🖥 and decided it was time for a Pro Display XDR. I got the same chair I was using previously, the Herman Miller Aeron. Overall, I think this is the best setup I had so far, and I love it 😊

Fatih Arslan (@fatih)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 14:45 GMT

January's #Java Annotated Monthly is out now! This one is a huge monster of Java-and-related articles, tutorials, news etc jb.gg/jam/jan21

Trisha Gee (@trisha_gee)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 12:28 GMT

It's been great seeing everyone's #YearInMonzo reviews this week. Now it's time for us to share. Here are some of the key stats for Monzo users in 2020. THREAD 👇

Monzo (@monzo)Fri, 15 Jan 2021 15:02 GMT