So… McDonald’s has been selling Katsu Curry Chicken McNuggets in the UK for a few weeks now. @duckfullstop and I took this to its logical conclusion of Katsu Chicken McNuggets, actual curry, and rice.

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 21:46 GMT

Interested in learning about Haskell? Then you might be interested in my new YouTube intro course coming soon. youtu.be/uBEPFkuPrcU

Graham Hutton (@haskellhutt)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 22:10 GMT

what do y’all talk about in one on ones with your managers? i make it a point to talk about my work/show it when i can, but that usually only takes up about 10 minutes. i need some ideas 😅

meezy 👩🏾‍💻 (@almeezyuh)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 21:07 GMT

when you've forgotten your password

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 20:32 GMT

snolly (@snollygoster111)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 13:08 GMT

I can’t decide if I want this cat or if I want to *be* this cat.

James Harland (@DJMHarland)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 08:03 GMT

https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1352660197236326401

The older cat will sit by the door, and the kitten is behind it, and he tries to reach out and touch her like a creep.

broccoli rabe kennedy (@mavannucci)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 19:19 GMT

I think that I just accidentally wrote most of a node-based endpoint discovery, parser, and sender for webmentions. I think a version already exists in npm, but would it be useful for other `#indieweb` folk to have this as a package? S'all async and promises.

Charlie Don't Surf (@sonniesedge)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:54 GMT

You know that you can work remotely. Don’t worry about employers demanding going back to the office. The secret is out.

Job (@Jobvo)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:25 GMT

I don't know about you, but this is the winner for me.

Dan Chibnall 🖐🏻 🧼 😷 (@bookowl)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 22:46 GMT

OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Nature & Animals🌴 (@AnimalsWorId)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 12:47 GMT

highlight of the year so far has been finding a huge cock on someone's balcony

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 09:47 GMT

Watch this. Conned. Fooled. A useful dupe, who bought the whole lie, and regurgitated it without thought. Is there a word for "angry at somebody for throwing the hand grenade that blew off their own foot; but simultaneously feel sorry for them"?

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So many fisherman we spoke to this week said the same thing but were reluctant to appear on camera. All voted leave and now regret it. All surprised and confused by the absence of Nigel Farage

Byline TV (@BylineTV)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 21:16 GMT

Russ (@RussInCheshire)Fri, 22 Jan 2021 07:43 GMT

Officially tested positive for COVID. Y’all this is no joke. Fever. Entire body ache. My skin hurts to touch. Sinus, eye, and ear pain. Exhaustion. Dizziness. Not fun. Please take this virus seriously. And for the love of all that is holy wear your damn masks 😷

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 22:21 GMT

.@GitLab releases many features years before GitHub. Every month on the 22nd, transparent and open. 10 examples in this thread 💡 about.gitlab.com/is-it-any-good…

Sid Sijbrandij (@sytses)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 20:30 GMT

troy and abed and bernie in the moooorning!!

yağmur the needlessly defiant (@coolyagmurtwts)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 15:25 GMT

Today I'm slightly disappointed with @monzo for not providing an easy way for us to see the account's IBAN. Their official recommendation is to look for an IBAN calculator online, but I know better than to insert my account details on random websites in the internet.

Daniela Petruzalek (@danicat83)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 09:30 GMT

If your newest hires are toxic, it's not an accident. It means existing employees, the interviewers, picked those people. It likely reflects the company culture at large.

Laurie (@laurieontech)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 13:29 GMT

Don't trust a test you've never seen fail 😏

Angie Jones (@techgirl1908)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 16:11 GMT

"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face"... 2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!"

Cheese Ninja (@shadow_kylie)Wed, 20 Jan 2021 21:04 GMT

One year ago today, I was "working" in Cancun for @jfrog's annual holiday 😭

Kat Cosgrove, Person of Hype (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 17:27 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1351966308246679562

I love that Steve's camera is positioned so that is the same experience of looking up at him that you'd get irl 😂

Mica Bell 🔔 (@MicaSophieBell)Thu, 21 Jan 2021 17:47 GMT

this still haunts me

nope (@LilNasX)Wed, 20 Jan 2021 20:46 GMT

friends, did we ever get a self hosted blogging platform that has the ease of wordpress with the features and simplicity of medium?

EricaJoy (@EricaJoy)Wed, 20 Jan 2021 23:31 GMT

I’m watching #TheOffice for the first time and I was rooting for Pam and Jim. But now I’m in the middle of season 3, I can’t stand how they both lead on different people when it’s obvious they like each other. It’s driving me crazy 🙃

Pauline P. Narvas 💜 (@paulienuh)Wed, 20 Jan 2021 21:03 GMT

After many years of wondering, I finally looked up the difference between .jpg and .jpeg and it turns out .jpg only exists because DOS/Windows used to have a 3 character limit for extensions 😅 Don’t know what I expected tbh 🤷‍♀️

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 20 Jan 2021 18:19 GMT

I've been a bit quiet with the new house, new job (which has a lot of new responsibilities) and the general groundhog day feel of 2020/2021 BUT tonight I found the energy to start writing again. Hoping to share some blog posts in the near future.

Jessica White 🦎 💙 (@JessPWhite)Tue, 19 Jan 2021 22:09 GMT

the way hundreds of thousands of ppl did NOT

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Trump’s last day is tomorrow y’all....we really survived

yUNG BLack MAAn (@chuckietoyou)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 18:31 GMT

carhartt dyke (@thegentledyke)Tue, 19 Jan 2021 00:05 GMT

https://twitter.com/BrixhamUK/status/1351579672275017729

And why mothers learning to cook? Don’t fathers cook for their children? Many women work as many hours outside of the home as their partners do. The 1950s just called, it wants you back.

V McCarthy 💙 (@VMcCarthy15)Tue, 19 Jan 2021 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/maria_fibonacci/status/1351608937259307008

Miguel Medina (@kanolat0)Tue, 19 Jan 2021 19:42 GMT

who tf decided to call it the Socialist Rifle Association and not The Marxmen ?

Henry Pissinger and the Chamber of Piss (@nutnutnutnate)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 20:40 GMT

The best feature about Twitter is when you briefly catch sight of a tweet that piques your interest and the page refreshes without you asking it to and you can never find said tweet again. I love that.

Paul Weedon (@Twotafkap)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 17:40 GMT

i’m a homebody but damn, i did like going to a couple places 😒

peso 🦍 (@pesobugatti)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 16:07 GMT

The year is 2034 and the NHS is dealing with the deadliest wave yet, caused by Boris Johnson’s attempt to save Pancake Day

James Felton (@JimMFelton)Tue, 19 Jan 2021 09:22 GMT

Speaker Pelosi with all-female secret service - This photo is BADASS.

mohamad safa (@mhdksafa)Mon, 18 Jan 2021 20:08 GMT