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Tell us a cybersecurity horror story in 6 words.

Sophos (@Sophos)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 12:00 GMT

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 12:22 GMT

https://twitter.com/eramshaw/status/1368029386742657031

This year has been heartbreaking, depressing, paralyzing — in almost every way. But some things about it have also been liberating, and I have to figure out how to cling to those things in a vaccinated future — even when others expect me not to.

Emily Ramshaw (@eramshaw)Sat, 06 Mar 2021 02:43 GMT

Suddenly, today, I panicked about life inching back toward “normal.” I don’t want to travel endlessly for work. I don’t want my weekends to be over-committed with activities. I don’t want to miss bedtime with my kid. I don’t want to wear blazers — or, hell, even shoes.

Emily Ramshaw (@eramshaw)Sat, 06 Mar 2021 02:43 GMT

I wore sheer tights and a skirt to Asda earlier and the boys were a lookin my goodness 😂

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Both my seventy something mom and a relative got asked out in the vaccine line. Im telling you ppl are ready. This summer will be wild

Kaitlyn Greenidge (@surlybassey)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 00:02 GMT

Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 02:41 GMT

however thoroughly you wash your hands if you voted for this government they will never be clean Words by @RachaelLHouse Art by @wefail

badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu)Sat, 06 Mar 2021 08:39 GMT

As a DevOps professional I have to publicly be upset about this but privately lol same

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My builds are 100% reproducible as long as nothing on the internet changes.

James Ward (@_JamesWard)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 22:25 GMT

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 05 Mar 2021 17:51 GMT

If it is this difficult to convince people to put a piece of fabric over their faces to prevent the transmission of disease so they don’t die or kill others… the outlook on getting humans to do all of those abstract, fiddly cybersecurity things required to be safe online is ☠️

Jessy Irwin ✨ (@jessysaurusrex)Fri, 05 Mar 2021 21:09 GMT

Friend: Where are you? Me: I'm on the way.

Naren (@DudeWhoCode)Fri, 05 Mar 2021 18:59 GMT

IF THE SALARY IS COMPETITIVE WHY WON'T YOU SHOW IT?

Show The Salary (@ShowTheSalary)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 08:32 GMT

lol at me scrolling twitter as if I've already watched the wandavision finale, so brave

Eli Schutze Ramirez (@elibelly)Fri, 05 Mar 2021 17:21 GMT

"It's a 13 point story, but 8 is for the work and 5 is for my therapy." 😅

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 17:16 GMT

losing my entire gourd over this photo of a murmuration of starlings by james crombie in the irish times today

bridget 🌸🐝 (@wholemilkbitch)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 15:34 GMT

"Oh, you bought a standing desk? Yeah, nice try."

Omar Mouallem (@OmarMouallem)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:07 GMT

Guys I’m totally freaked out....I took the COVID19 vaccine band aid off my arm and WTF

Free Dominguez (@freedominguez)Fri, 05 Mar 2021 01:22 GMT

It made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

{ "justin": "yoo" } 📝 #MSLearn (@justinchronicle)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 11:16 GMT

When someone swears at you but it’s reality TV (feat @whatchaeden)

Bojito (@Bomanizer)Fri, 28 Aug 2020 17:56 +0000

An extremely important time management message,

Kim Reece (@feonixrift)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 09:23 GMT

“are u ok?” No i suck at a game that I play 8 hours a day fuck you

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 00:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/0merxx/status/1367381796158078976

Thank you ever so much for your useful and significant contribution to this conversation. 🙄

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 07:57 GMT

Still cannot hear/see “Jenkins” in tech context without my brain helpfully screaming “DEEEEEEEEEEEPLOY JENKINS!!!”

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 17:58 GMT

it’s so cringe worthy hearing anyone call anything in tech... sexy 🥴 no.

Ana Margarita Medina 🇨🇷👩🏽‍💻🇳🇮 (@Ana_M_Medina)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:31 GMT

tech bro twitter

hannah blair (@erhannah)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 09:02 GMT

Men from outside tech saying "this happens in all fields"...that isn't the flex you think it is.

Ashley (@Infosec_Taylor)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 13:15 GMT

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Okta (@okta)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 21:08 GMT

How do I break it to my coworkers that I'm a thicc 5'10"? "@here some personal news ... "

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The weird thing about this pandemic is that we’re meeting new people over Zoom but only seeing the upper half of their bodies. For all we know we could be meeting centaurs and mermaids.

Icona 📚 (@Iconawrites)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 21:21 GMT

Eli Schutze Ramirez (@elibelly)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 12:38 GMT

I hate almost everything about google meet, but the one feature every video conferencing platform should adopt is letting you see who is in a call before you join it. rhiaro.co.uk/2021/03/hate-a…

rhiarobot (@rhiaro)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 11:06 GMT

It's been a long road to this point but it feels like we're getting somewhere! @MrsEmma is pregnant, all looking healthy, baby is due 10th September ☺️☺️☺️

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 11:56 GMT

Love 2 live in the UK

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 10:19 GMT

No Context Humans (@HumansNoContext)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 20:52 GMT