Speeding Up Gradle Executions with Parallelisation (2 mins read).

How to make your Gradle builds faster, by taking advantage of parallelisation.
Speeding Up Gradle Executions with Parallelisation (2 mins read).
How to make your Gradle builds faster, by taking advantage of parallelisation.
blameful premortems
Jason Yee, but ✨actually a purple-haired goose✨ (@gitbisect)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:57 GMT
・ *゚ ・ ゚* ・。 *・。 the pull-out *.。 。・ method °*. ゚。 ゚*. is not 。。 ・ 。 ・゚ 。°*. reliable 。*・。H̶͢͝T̨T̸̕͢P̴̕͠ ̕͠Lo̡͡v̸̷͢è̡͢ç̶raf̕t̨͜ (@HTTP_Lovecraft)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 20:42 GMT
Been wondering for a while - has anyone else seen the Sentinel in #ApexLegends has a hop-up slot? Do we know if it's a bug or a new hop-up planned?
Forget an edit button; I want @Twitter to include an Enterprise tier where I can force all of my employees to embed a 1200 character disclaimer at the end of every tweet for compliance purposes. You’re welcome, Internet!Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 22:20 GMT
"The man is a serving Metropolitan Police officer." I cannot. news.met.police.uk/news/update-ma…Holly '8 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 11:11 GMT
Is he gonna follow me? Shit Ok he hasn’t moved. Don’t look at my arse don’t look at my arse please don’t be looking at my arsetwitter.com/iamjulito/stat…Post details
Ladies, random question.. when you are walking down the street and you make a man’s head turn, what goes through your mind?
Julito McCullum (@IamJulito)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 17:42 GMT
Jaimi Shrive (@Jaimi_Shrive)Wed, 10 Mar 2021 10:49 GMT
This is every viral British news clip I've seen since the Meghan and Harry interview
Ryan Ken (@Ryan_Ken_Acts)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 18:39 GMT
Behind every Piers Morgan, Katie Hopkins, Nick Ferrari and Andrew Neil are entire teams of producers, camera operators, social media managers, publicists, and everything in between
pez 🇬🇭 (@periuspb)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 10:36 GMT
gradually moving the blanket with the sun so he always has a warm & comfy spot to lay
mo ☆ (@drphiIth)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:48 GMT
PSA: If you contact me to tell me my link to your site is broken, that's your problem not mine. You do have the ability to create redirects if you change all your URLs around.
Aaron Parecki (@aaronpk)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:45 GMT
Women don’t need a day. Women need equal pay, paid maternity leave, flexible work, leadership positions, board seats, and funding.
Amanda K Gordon (@amandakgordon)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 06:18 GMT
Service reliability math that every engineer should know Uptime Downtime (Yearly) 99.00000% 3d 15h 39m 99.90000% 8h 45m 56s 99.99000% 52m 35s 99.99900% 5m 15s 99.99990% 31s 99.99999% 3sMatt Rickard (@mattrickard)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 17:53 GMT
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𝒊𝒔𝒏𝒕𝒅𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 ⭑⋆⃟⊱✪⃝⊰⋆⃟⭑ (@IsntDaveOne)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 05:06 GMT
Internet Hall of Fame 🏆 (@InternetHOF_)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 19:03 GMT
I just read a review about myself which mocked me for going to @OpenUniversity and I would like to take this opportunity to say that the reason I am here today with my book deals, TV work, a PhD from @unibirmingham and a successful company is because OU made that possible for me.Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 13:51 GMT
I've started answering all unknown callers with "Good morning, Sandford Police Force." Very few of them continue to try and flog me dodgy timeshares :-)Post details
Incoming telephone calls are almost pointless. Abandoned the landline because 9 out of 10 calls were spam, now similar on the mobile.
Jez Nicholson (@jnicho02)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 09:12 GMT
Terence Eden (@edent)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 09:27 GMT
my fault i remember now
wish 💫 (@wishin__)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 19:47 GMT
woman: you always talk over me and- man: that never happenscal? (@cal_gif)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 21:58 GMT
I did it all for Jimmy's laugh.
Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 15:25 GMT
Found on twitter 🤷🏾♀️
Part of the Rebel Alliance and a Traitor (@HerRoyalDykness)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 22:52 GMT
A lot of men have tried to tell me "women belong in the kitchen" is a joke, but not one has been able to answer me when I ask them what the punchline is, or why it's funny. Weird. It's almost like "joke" just means "shitty thing to say that I'm going to defend anyway"
Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 23:42 GMT
I fucking despair. #IWD2021Holly '8 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 17:18 GMT
reading my morning paper
josh denson (@notjoshdenson)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 16:04 GMT
Tech Nottingham and an interview with @anna_hax is featured in LeftLion magazine's #ChooseToChallange issue for International Women's Day leftlion.co.uk/read/2021/marc…Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 07:49 GMT
Last chemo cycle today! 🎉 #ChemoAllTheCoolKidsAreDoingItNik Knight 💙 (@kninki)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 10:17 GMT
Happy 1 year anniversary of sheltering in place! ...many, many, many frozen dino nuggets (with BBQ sauce) and ZERO haircuts later.jennz0r (@mybluewristband)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 21:04 GMT
Just got a calendar notification for my 14-week pregnancy appointment...I miscarried 4 weeks ago. This is why we don't need AI's to stitch photos together and autoplay "memories" for us. Not all reminders are good reminders. Technology can be great but it can also be harmful.Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Tue, 09 Mar 2021 07:08 GMT
no - no i don't want to talk about pronouns or gender or surgery - none of this is fun for me - i wish i didn't have to do this - i honestly hate it all - asking a transgender queer to talk about gender is like asking a diabetic to talk about needles its not fun for uskris nóva (@krisnova)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 22:16 GMT
Testing Time with Java (4 mins read).
How to make your Java tests better when dealing with java.util.time
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I will be attending
G'day! If someone uses they/them pronouns, maybe don't include them in lists of international women, eh?
Paul Fenwick (@pjf)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 13:57 GMT
And while British Twitter is off their bearings, let's hit em with this:
Petty Draper (@lnwdlnwd)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 04:39 GMT
twitter.com/mancity/status…Post details
𝙈𝙔 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃 Celebrating International Women's Day 2021 💙 💪 #IWD2021 🔷 #ManCity | mancity.comManchester City (@ManCity)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 08:59 GMT
Ellen White (@ellsbells89)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 09:43 GMT
The only thing I want to say about International Women's Day is that trans women are women too, and I would prefer it if you gave any adoration you were planning to send my way to the trans women in your life instead. I get plenty of attention.
Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 15:21 GMT
Serious answer? You’re selling a crypto certificate with a URI attached to it. That URI points to a JSON document served by someone’s weekend project running on their personal AWS account. There’s nothing in the TOS transferring any rights.
Erica Windisch (@ewindisch)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 22:59 GMT
People who aren't dudes need to go on a glue-work strike. It is uncompensated work. You will feel good doing it, but you'll be punished later.
Melissa McEwen (@melissamcewen)Mon, 08 Mar 2021 00:01 GMT
In this episode of Identity. Unlocked, principal architect at Auth0 and podcast host, Vittorio Bertocci, focuses on the work of the eKYC and Identity Assurance Working Group in the OpenID Foundation. In order to explore the group and its work, Vittorio interviews Mark Haine, Director at considrd.consulting, and one of the Chairs of the eKYC and Identity Assurance Working Group.
Some ideas for celebrating International Women's Day instead of tagging women in lists: - give money directly to women - support sex workers - fight for better child care - hire women, pay them equally, and promote them - if you see someone doing cool work, talk about their workIan Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 22:25 GMT
Week Notes 21#09 (2 mins read).
What happened in the week of 2021-03-01?
Open for a surprise
Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 13:57 GMT
“your pronouns are what’s in between your legs” ok so girls/guys
cal? (@cal_gif)Sun, 07 Mar 2021 17:57 GMT
whoa
Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)Sat, 06 Mar 2021 21:51 GMT
👆🏼 I've got a top-level h-card on my home page and per post https://php.microformats.io/?url=https://www.jvt.me/ as well as potentially having multiple in a post https://php.microformats.io/?url=https://www.jvt.me/posts/2020/12/09/personal-indieauth-server/