why are people who hate mexicans always going on vacation in mexico

blaine capatch (@blainecapatch)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 16:05 GMT

I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

Julie Roginsky (@julieroginsky)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 15:17 GMT

Blessing your timeline with baklava cheesecake! instagr.am/p/CLdt1zdFc7v/

Stephen Augustus (he/him) (@stephenaugustus)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 06:50 GMT

It hurts to see multiple role models in the tech industry get pushed out or leave companies sooner than they wanted to for stupid reasons. Don’t even get me started on how we all know how difficult it is to find women in senior (or higher) engineering/leadership roles.

Ingrid Avendaño (@ingridavendano)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 15:35 GMT

NZ in 2021: UK in 2021:

Jack Toulson (@JackToulson12)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 21:32 GMT

NASA has spent $2.5b on a project that puts a sophisticated machine on Mars. It works flawlessly. Britain has spent £22b on a track and trace system. It has never worked properly.

Nick Close. (@Nickclose5)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 06:50 GMT

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 15:19 GMT

the first year of quarantine was hard but now that the parts of me that felt things are all dead I think we are headed into some real smooth sailing

Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 04:12 GMT

Anyone else realize Ted Cruz had no problem crossing a border to give his family a better life?

Rev. Ted Lasso (@tcburkejr)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 23:56 GMT

Feeling peckish? Order our £20.99 KFC Pizza deal and get 1 Large KFC Popcorn Chicken Pizza, garlic bread and wedges 🤤

pizzahutdeliver (@pizzahutdeliver)Tue, 09 Feb 2021 12:17 GMT

https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1362480612985176064

My husband, an introvert, pointed out that extrovert society kind of expects introverts to just be out there doing stuff all the time and be fine with it, and it’s an interesting parallel with what we extroverts are feeling now

Sophie Koonin (@type__error)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 19:15 GMT

Want to reinforce inclusive naming in your org? If you are in a meeting and hear terms that aren’t correct, politely pause the meeting, suggest a better term and resume the meeting. Do this every time. Them: So this Kubernetes master node… You: Do you mean control plane node?

Bryan Liles (@bryanl)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 16:20 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 18:02 GMT

I meant to share this page before - but as someone who is going through a "life happens" thing, I forgot and time continues to go by. Personally, I really appreciate this page in the IndieWeb wiki indieweb.org/life_happens Anyway, "life happens" and I hope you're all okay ❤️

Ana Rodrigues (@ohhelloana)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 13:27 GMT

I hadn't used respond_to format.atom in Rails for years. BUT WE'RE BRINGING SEXY BACK! 🤘

DHH (@dhh)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 14:59 GMT

Presented without comment

Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 21:12 GMT

If someone shrunk their kids today they'd be cancelled, straight up

Kyle Harris (@heykyleharris)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 16:10 GMT

I will continue to get my news the way I always have, painstakingly reverse engineering it from obscure satirical takes from strangers on Twitter

Alanta Colley (@Lannyopolis)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 23:37 GMT

There's been too much going on lately so I completely forgot to announce that me and #HollysMankyMoggies are moving back to my hometown of Nottingham later this year. I don't need to be here for work anymore, and lower rent means MOAR SPACE FOR NEEDY MOGS 🥰

Holly '8 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 18:16 GMT

Philosophy memes 🥀 (@Philosophymeme0)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 09:29 GMT

What’s that old saying about being “mugged by reality?”

Melissa Chen (@MsMelChen)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 17:15 GMT

I really cannot think of a better picture to summarise Brexit.

Dr Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 15:00 GMT

https://twitter.com/SawyerBlatz/status/1362152976383569921

Agree. We rolled back the HTTPS upgrading because it broke a few Hentai sites.

Jonathan Kingston (@KingstonTime)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 21:41 GMT

The funniest moment in my years at Mozilla was a few years ago when a naive marketing intern was giving a presentation to the entire mobile team about user review trends. He read a 1 star review out loud that was, and I quote, "I be beating my meat and I can't clear my history".

Emily (@EmilyKager)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 21:28 GMT

Welp, I guess it's official: I'm leaving my job. I dealt with sexism and bullying, and found out that I, as the only female principal eng, was paid less than the other (male) principals outside of Atlanta. I would not recommend friends work at Mailchimp, especially women.

Kelly Ellis (@justkelly_ok)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 21:56 GMT

Timeline cleanse

Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Wed, 17 Feb 2021 18:18 GMT

I got my new Keychron K3, and I’m not gonna lie, writing tweets like this is pretty damn fun.

Surma (@DasSurma)Tue, 16 Feb 2021 18:32 GMT

Last week I shared with my mom that I identify as non-binary and I use they/them pronouns. My mom asked if I had any articles for her to share to learn ways she can support me. She mentioned to extend her grace as she learns more about my identity.

Quortne Hutchings, Ph.D. (@DrQHutchings)Mon, 15 Feb 2021 15:37 GMT

Alternate history: Covid-09

Star Trek The Next Jeneration 1986 (@hellscape1986)Mon, 15 Feb 2021 14:34 GMT

Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat)Tue, 16 Feb 2021 16:18 GMT

Who 'wooda' thought?! @eddielee6 made a heart-sensing log as a romantic Valentine's Day gift for his nature-loving partner: bit.ly/37ikNs6

Arduino (@arduino)Mon, 15 Feb 2021 23:38 GMT

I'm in a meeting where they just used "what do you miss most about pre-COVID life" as an ICEBREAKER PROMPT!! DO NOT DO THIS!

Devon Price (@drdevonprice)Mon, 15 Feb 2021 22:06 GMT