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My lawyer when I send him screenshots of my illegally shared onlyfans content
pretty and rude (@themeredith)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 21:15 GMT
My lawyer when I send him screenshots of my illegally shared onlyfans content
pretty and rude (@themeredith)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 21:15 GMT
Hey you, #Jenkins folks! If you're still configuring things in the UI / using Jenkinsfile
s but haven't yet gotten around to looking into #JobDSL I've got you covered https://www.jvt.me/posts/2021/02/23/getting-started-jobdsl-standardised/
Getting Started With Jenkins Job DSL Plugin for Standardising Your Pipelines (10 mins read).
A worked example of how to use Jenkins Job DSL to set up a standardised pipeline for Java libraries.
you cannot tell people's gender by looking at them. straight up, you can't. I am a short sparkly femme who twirls my pigtails and I could be the world's manliest man for all you know you have to ask. check people's bios. don't assumeIan Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 18:52 GMT
Sharing is caring
Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Tue, 23 Feb 2021 14:50 GMT
Me on the 22nd June:
🅱️ill (Human not dog) (@Rauer_2)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 16:18 GMT
Me rn
MF Dinners (@tom_usher_)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 19:35 GMT
The ideal bedsheets don’t exi—
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. 💸 (@ParikPatelCFA)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 20:12 GMT
Well it's taken me a few years, but I've finally worked out how to manage Gems in #Chef without horrible chef exec bundle exec ...
commands https://www.jvt.me/posts/2021/02/22/chefdk-gemfile/
Installing Gems From Your Gemfile
When Developing Chef Cookbooks using the ChefDK / Chef Workstation (2 mins read).
How to install Ruby Gems in local development using your Gemfile
.
Why alias `sudo` to `please` when you could take it a step further with `prettyplease` instead? 🥰
April King 🌀 (@CubicleApril)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 18:28 GMT
who the heck thought this was a good feature for a network router to have
matt🔔 @ home (@mbellgb)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 17:19 GMT
Unfortunately the deadline for fuck yous has passed
Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Mon, 22 Feb 2021 13:13 GMT
Week Notes 21#07 (3 mins read).
What happened in the week of 2021-02-15?
Such a cheerful color! My husband was right to bring me here
bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:09 GMT
is it yellow
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:04 GMT
I'm going to celebrate my isolation anniversary with the woman who lives in my wallpaper
bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:03 GMT
Moving meetup-mf2 and eventbrite-mf2 to Heroku (1 mins read).
Moving my APIs meetup-mf2.herokuapp.com
and eventbrite-mf2.herokuapp.com
to Heroku-hosted apps.
imagine tweeting this barely over a month after your head of HR quit over a blatantly illegal firing lol
Michael Guerin (@MrSebguer)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:50 GMT
100% is me 👋🏽 I realise I've got a lot of privilege but know I can't really appreciate the other side of it because of it
I wonder what turn around? Selling to Microsoft? I hear that GitHub still has a pretty toxic culture. I know nothing about Jason but it’s serious red flag of other pathologies to see a exec out on Twitter thirsting for more credit and recognition.
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I hope one day we can tell the GitHub turnaround story. Many great people should be known & stories/lessons told For this tweet, simply this: Betting on myself 19 friends said I shouldn't do it: couldn't be done 1 said I *absolutely* had to: bet on yourselftwitter.com/jmj/status/136…Jason Warner (@jasoncwarner)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 15:47 GMT
kellan (@kellan)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 19:27 GMT
Breaking: Mars becomes the second planet that has more computers running Linux than Windows.
@mikko (@mikko)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 13:59 GMT
Nuclear subtweet: it doesn’t matter how right you think your technical opinion is, if you can’t share it without being negative and toxic then you’re wrong.
Ricky (@rickhanlonii)Sun, 21 Feb 2021 00:50 GMT
made a strawberries and cream swiss roll today :-)
кат (@khrosy_)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 15:28 GMT
Thanos: “You should have gone for the head.” Kids:🌷SyL🌷 (@sylgr)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 22:09 GMT
Ted Cruz continues to be a trailblazer as he becomes the first Hispanic person to flee FROM Texas TO Mexico because of ICE
Wayne Lawson, PhD (@WayneALawson)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 03:23 GMT
Honey glaze sweet and spicy fried chicken and buttermilk mac & cheese
Free Spirited🇭🇹💨🍃 (@StephLDV)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 20:27 GMT
Caturday
Sasha Rosenbaum (@DivineOps)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 16:16 GMT
#JavaBruno Borges (@brunoborges)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 16:19 GMT
Science, bitch!
You can now Rick roll in 4K, thanks to machine learning. bit.ly/37ms0aHMIT CSAIL (@MIT_CSAIL)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 17:05 GMT
Still in my first job but had the chance - was ~£3k to match the competing offer, they upped it to £5k, but I still declined and went for the other choice 🙃
I honestly hope that this whole painful conversation is a Socratic dialogue that @edent has created as an educational piece of performance art. The alternative is almost too grim to contemplate. I was reading between my fingers for most of it.Post details
@NirbhikJangid hi, are you still involved in @tokenizedtweets? Or do you know anyone who is?Terence Eden (@edent)Sun, 14 Feb 2021 09:40 GMT
Roo Reynolds (@rooreynolds)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 19:49 GMT
Cats Where They Shouldn't Be (@catsnoplace)Sat, 20 Feb 2021 03:20 GMT
tw // abortion it is now legal for any EU citizen to get an abortion in the czech republic even if that is the only reason for their visit!! this is a reaction to the polish abortion ban but could potentially help a lot of other people as well! we stand with you❤️babes🥰 check pinned⚡ (@nanasofts)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 11:50 GMT
Tired: Begging your team for code review. Wired: Click-baiting them to your PR.😸 matt zabriskie 🤖 (@mzabriskie)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 23:31 GMT
I honestly hope they don't announce anything about OW2 so I can keep using "are you saving your ult for OW2???" as an insult in comp for a while longer
Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 23:07 GMT
I've had support for this since 2020-05-10, with the ability to store silo usernames to support @-mentioning on silos:
GET https://www-api.jvt.me/micropub?q=contact
{"contacts":[...,{"name":"Aaron Parecki","nickname":"aaronparecki.com","url":"https://aaronparecki.com/","silos":{"twitter":"aaronpk"},"_internal_url":"https://www.jvt.me/contacts/aaronparecki.com/"}]
When your void monster has you pinned, and she’s giving you that look like she’s accusing you of something, the most important thing is not to panic.
@RandomSheetOfIce7 (@RandomNoun7)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 06:48 GMT
In what world is this subtle
Kayla Cottingham 🦭 (@peculiaritea)Fri, 19 Feb 2021 01:39 GMT
why are people who hate mexicans always going on vacation in mexico
blaine capatch (@blainecapatch)Thu, 18 Feb 2021 16:05 GMT