When someone swears at you but it’s reality TV (feat @whatchaeden)

Bojito (@Bomanizer)Fri, 28 Aug 2020 17:56 +0000

An extremely important time management message,

Kim Reece (@feonixrift)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 09:23 GMT

“are u ok?” No i suck at a game that I play 8 hours a day fuck you

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 00:45 GMT

https://twitter.com/0merxx/status/1367381796158078976

Thank you ever so much for your useful and significant contribution to this conversation. 🙄

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 07:57 GMT

Still cannot hear/see “Jenkins” in tech context without my brain helpfully screaming “DEEEEEEEEEEEPLOY JENKINS!!!”

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 17:58 GMT

it’s so cringe worthy hearing anyone call anything in tech... sexy 🥴 no.

Ana Margarita Medina 🇨🇷👩🏽‍💻🇳🇮 (@Ana_M_Medina)Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:31 GMT

tech bro twitter

hannah blair (@erhannah)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 09:02 GMT

Men from outside tech saying "this happens in all fields"...that isn't the flex you think it is.

Ashley (@Infosec_Taylor)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 13:15 GMT

We have announced an agreement that we will be joining forces with @Auth0, a leading identity platform for developers. Together, we will shape the future of identity. Learn more: bit.ly/306OjwY

Okta (@okta)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 21:08 GMT

How do I break it to my coworkers that I'm a thicc 5'10"? "@here some personal news ... "

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The weird thing about this pandemic is that we’re meeting new people over Zoom but only seeing the upper half of their bodies. For all we know we could be meeting centaurs and mermaids.

Icona 📚 (@Iconawrites)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 21:21 GMT

Eli Schutze Ramirez (@elibelly)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 12:38 GMT

I hate almost everything about google meet, but the one feature every video conferencing platform should adopt is letting you see who is in a call before you join it. rhiaro.co.uk/2021/03/hate-a…

rhiarobot (@rhiaro)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 11:06 GMT

It's been a long road to this point but it feels like we're getting somewhere! @MrsEmma is pregnant, all looking healthy, baby is due 10th September ☺️☺️☺️

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 11:56 GMT

Love 2 live in the UK

Rika ✨ (@NekomimiScience)Wed, 03 Mar 2021 10:19 GMT

No Context Humans (@HumansNoContext)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 20:52 GMT

I've always known what was next for me professionally. I may not have known where that might happen, if it meant advancement or a move, but I knew what progression looked like. I have new projects, I learn new things, but I don't know what progression would look like now.

Steven Pears (@StevenPears)Tue, 02 Mar 2021 17:11 GMT

hr: and who should we contact in an emergency? me: I guess me hr: no, like, if the emergency involves you me: that feels like even more reason to tell me

Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 22:04 GMT

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1365590322877726720

Ok, I didn’t. BUT! I did a couple of pomodoros on them, and I went out in the sunshine, and went for a run and a walk, and I fell overall 42% less depressed 🥳

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 02 Mar 2021 08:37 GMT

boy gamer

Things in Squares (@tiscomics)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 14:00 GMT

Just Say Hi 😬😬😬

🐑 Bex (@Schnumn)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 14:16 GMT

Improving diversity is not just about recruiting diverse teammebers to join your company. It's also about recruiting folks who can be allies and supporters for the marginalized teammebers.

Mariatta 🤦 (@mariatta)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 22:43 GMT

Let's talk about how white tech bros use their platforms to perpetuate harm and then distance themselves from it. Here's the basic formula:

wuz ✨👋 (@CallMeWuz)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 22:02 GMT

The great thing about working remotely is the flexibility. But not when you’re working 9-5 then have a random burst of inspiration for something you’ve been stuck on all day at 7pm then working until it’s done. I’ll get better at this balance, I promise! 🥲

Pauline P. Narvas (@paulienuh)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 21:21 GMT

this show i stg

laura bananas (@freezydorito)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 20:52 GMT

https://twitter.com/traversymedia/status/1366497175560196097

You and he are the toxicity. You say bullies because you've never really had to face accountability for your actions.

Sim (they/them) (@code4QueerNCute)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 21:34 GMT

This cat rolled in glitter and turned into a galaxy kitty

Animal Life (@animalIife)Sun, 28 Feb 2021 18:45 GMT

the expanse gifs (@expansegifs)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 19:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/florinpop1705/status/1366433428212756486

Consider actually taking responsibility for your pattern of bad behavior instead of posting feel-good virtue signaling, then.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 19:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/EriPDev/status/1366040873180549122

He only thinks that because people got tired of his grifting and hustle porn

KD's modern Strife (@modern_kd)Sun, 28 Feb 2021 15:40 GMT

ALL YOU WHITE TECH BROS ARE THE SAME. MY GOD.

Sailor Ghoul 👻✨ (@javavvitch)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 17:42 GMT

Bought 8 things from Debenhams in their closing down sale. Paid £2.99 for regular delivery, rather than a fiver for next day. They've dispatched each item out individually! A different courier every day. No idea what bulk rate they pay, but easy to see why they've gone bust!

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 18:20 GMT

TIL Jason Statham has very good interior design taste. architecturaldigest.com/story/jason-st…

Chelsea Otakan (@chexee)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 15:17 GMT

There's "technical debt", and then there are decisions you make the morning of the release date that can only be described as 9000% APR technical payday loans

Jani Eväkallio (@jevakallio)Mon, 01 Mar 2021 13:01 GMT