this fish made me realize i was bi

🔪🦇takis scooter girl🦇🔪 (@emptypizzabox)Sat, 03 Apr 2021 21:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1349275562800541697

🥲

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 13 Jan 2021 08:42 GMT

Anyone else gain a new respect for their partner while working from home with them this last year? Like, I always knew my husband worked hard but holy shit he never stops and is so good at what he does

Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 16:12 +0000

Instead of saying I'm doing a plus sized Wanda Maximoff for Halloween, I'm just gonna say I'm in a different aspect ratio

Holly '9 Cats' Brockwell (@holly)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 19:36 +0000

I will never forget when this gibby pulled up on me HARD ADS’ing WITH NO AUDIO LMFAOOO

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Wed, 07 Apr 2021 19:04 +0000

https://twitter.com/lesliegbowman/status/1380174187000651776

I like Maggie

Shadtowa (Sub to NuttyFox) (@shadtowa)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 15:04 +0000

Say goodbye to your precious games—Salvo’s War Games are here instead. 🔥 Play five rotating limited-time takeovers over two weeks. Everybody loves a little Mayhem—get out there and make Maggie proud, starting April 13.

Apex Legends (@PlayApex)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 15:01 +0000

We made it!

TSM Snip3down (@Snip3down)Wed, 07 Apr 2021 23:37 +0000

Something that no one taught me and I wish I’d learnt on day one: When reviewing PRs, switching between unified or split diff makes them so much easier to parse depending on the type of changes you’re working on. I sometimes switch even within a single PR 🙌🏼

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 09:52 +0000

Someone’s sexuality or gender identity does not affect their rights to equality. If you do not accept this then you are a bigot and I will judge on that basis. There is no “Yeah, but” here.

Rob Allen (@akrabat)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 07:39 +0000

sucks how I can’t even enjoy my run because some dude is just following me everywhere.

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 03:53 +0000

she's obsessed with me

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Thu, 08 Apr 2021 00:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1348974909435871234

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 12 Jan 2021 12:48 GMT

https://twitter.com/kefimochi/status/1379907907265781762

Lol I was about to actually not write anything because I realized how funny that would be but then I ended up tweeting the thread

Susan Rigetti (@susanthesquark)Wed, 07 Apr 2021 21:25 +0000

I was just bought my first ever coffee for a blog post I wrote 😭 thank you so much!

Ramón Huidobro (@hola_soy_milk)Wed, 07 Apr 2021 08:21 +0000

So wix sent dozens of people super expensive headphones, pretending they are from WordPress, with a personalized video warning me about their new anti-WP campaign. I still like WordPress though and it seems most of the WP community is having a good laugh. Thanks @WordPress 😆

Wes Bos (@wesbos)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 23:03 +0000

I do feel like this conversation around blood clot risk and the AZ jab doesn't sufficiently register quite how many women are on contraceptive pills with v high blood clot risk already

Ailbhe Rea (@PronouncedAlva)Wed, 07 Apr 2021 15:12 +0000

A burnt out engineer call that STEM brulée

Andy Reed 🍞 (@andykreed)Wed, 07 Apr 2021 02:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/gracecamille_/status/1379275123350462464

no such thing as an innocent man

wild milk (@_wildmilk)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 12:41 +0000

As a nonbinary person, I find the term “non-men” to be better for me than “women and nonbinary people.” I only use it when I can’t be more specific. (This isn’t a monolithic statement for all nonbinary people.)

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Wed, 07 Apr 2021 14:43 +0000

JUST LANDED: Colin the Caterpillar cake jars! 🐛

M&S (@marksandspencer)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 14:00 +0000

...@naomi_pen just called this a salad

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It snowed today which according to my rules justifies having chips in gravy.

Elaine Scattermoon (@scattermoon)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 19:45 +0000

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 19:52 +0000

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1168200207168954370

Seriously have you ever looked at the definition of a salad. The Wikipedia is MADNESS! It establishes a rule then immediately breaks it. Fruits or veg, but actually no. Chilled but actually warm. The only truth is small bits of food

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Sun, 01 Sep 2019 18:48 +0000

For the first time in my career I’m the only white male on my team of over 10 people and it’s beautiful 🎉✨

Freddie Carthy 💥 (@FreddieCarthy)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:07 +0000

A friend of mine was telling me this evening he got an absolute steal of a deal on a flat he’s renting The ‘absolute steal’? £2000 a month I will never understand why people choose to live in London

Luke Exton (@LukeExton)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 23:52 +0000

Been off work for a little while, and mostly off here. I am now back to being a cog in the capitalist machine, as well as swearing at computers on here 😅

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 06 Apr 2021 09:35 +0000

Help! My (43) competitor (22) has reimplemented my public API (25)

jack (@doitwithalambda)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 23:03 +0000

Turns out you are still allowed to reimplement APIs.

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BREAKING: In major copyright battle between tech giants, SCOTUS sides w/ Google over Oracle, finding that Google didnt commit copyright infringement when it reused lines of code in its Android operating system. The code came from Oracle's JAVA SE platform. supremecourt.gov/opinions/20pdf…

SCOTUSblog (@SCOTUSblog)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:02 +0000

David Crawshaw (@davidcrawshaw)Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:09 +0000