$2000 became $1600. Biden promised to decriminalize marijuana, now he's firing staff who used it. You can see why I don't trust Democrats, right?

Al Sweigart (@AlSweigart)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 17:02 GMT

Because you want to see a man give water to a baby squirrel.

Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 18:50 GMT

this puppy playing with a butterfly is the cutest thing ever

Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 15:00 GMT

My daughter is yr 6. Her school have said her class have missed out on a lot of school through Covid. They all need to 'catch up'. So next week, lessons are cancelled, its non unform, games, outdoor learning & camp fires. They're 'catching up' on making memories. Awesome.

Heather Fowler (@always_hope83)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 23:03 GMT

You ever think about how a woman will respond to unwanted advances by inventing a fictional man as a partner because other men are more likely to respect a fictitious man’s boundaries than the woman’s?

Cher (@cherthedev)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 13:11 GMT

Breakfast sandwich yummm

Jeff (@jeffr0)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 12:38 GMT

Jxvy (@Javi_Garras)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 11:14 GMT

tired and sad and angry and just about coping and missing my friends and gigs and festivals and clubs and parties and random nights out and "just one beer" after work and stumbling home and travelling and meeting people and trying a random place for dinner and being relaxed and

Euan Finlay (@efinlay24)Sat, 20 Mar 2021 01:33 GMT

🎉I have some exciting news to share! I'm Joining @getpostman to work on @jsonschema full time! 🤯 You can read our @opencollect update here: opencollective.com/json-schema/up… I. Am. Ecstatic!

Ben Hutton (@relequestual)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 13:39 GMT

do you ever get turned on editing your own nudes??? am i self obsessed??

ken 🌙 (@kickeep)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 16:57 GMT

https://twitter.com/Mothrabeams/status/1372959681925283843

Twitter this GOD DAMNED CROP

𝔐𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔞 ✨ (@Mothrabeams)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 17:16 GMT

If you have a tight space in your home office, the Webaround green screen works nicely. Got it this week, and it's already been a great enhancement to recording/streaming. 🎥🎙️🟩

Ben Greenberg (@RabbiGreenberg)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 10:41 GMT

I regret defaulting to “I’m married” when trying to stop unwanted engagement from a man. Subconsciously, I was appealing to the patriarchy. I should have just said stop. That also should be enough.

Natalie Davis (@codeFreedomRitr)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 03:07 GMT

Maybe you could go another whole round for me, hmm?💋 me as #MadMoxxi photoart @kmitenkova wig @NataZiron #Borderlands #Moxxi #cosplay @Borderlands @GearboxOfficial @DuvalMagic @2K_UK

Daria Rooz💋 (@dariarooz)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 15:41 GMT

https://twitter.com/SparkleClass/status/1372922150097727490

Including but not limited to: @inclusively_amy @JOETHECOLEMAN @jeremy_finck @StructuredSucc @sallypenni1 @mart_brooks @Axelisys @decolonisator @BytesDyslexia @jude_crazyjude @MC372 @EmilyyNics @evj @JamieTanna @wesley83 @Glo_Butterflies @StephanieKrus @MiradorDesign

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 14:45 GMT

If *any* engineer screws up (not just juniors), use it as a chance to see where your processes, tools, docs, or training have let them down. Everyone makes mistakes. If the screw up has a big impact, that's arguably on the business for not mitigating the risk, not the individual

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If a junior engineer screws up, make sure you tell them it's ok - we all make mistakes. Don't leave them sat at home feeling miserable during a pandemic

Jonty Wareing (@jonty)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 18:54 GMT

Sally Lait (@sallylait)Fri, 19 Mar 2021 08:38 GMT

When I'm mentoring, the biggest difficulty I'm seeing when engineers go from senior to higher level positions is about "measuring" their work. They get nervous (and I was too) that previous ways of measuring impact don't work anymore.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン (@rakyll)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 19:16 GMT

If a junior engineer screws up, make sure you tell them it's ok - we all make mistakes. Don't leave them sat at home feeling miserable during a pandemic

Jonty Wareing (@jonty)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 18:54 GMT

I’m still on Facebook mostly because I have a friend who runs a wildlife rescue and had to keep a bobcat that’s unreleasable because he was dropped on his head by a hawk as a kitten and doesn’t understand he’s a predator It’s an absolute Pixar movie. Fennel is his favorite toy.

Yell in a War (@jelenawoehr)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 19:20 GMT

Can confirm.

badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 17:37 GMT

https://twitter.com/mikeal/status/1372400469075578888

Big yikes here

Timothy Kempf 🎃🍁 (@takempf)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 04:58 GMT

My brain: 1970 was 30 years ago 1990 was 10 years ago 1995 was 10 years ago 2000 was 10 years ago 2010 was 10 years ago 2016 was a couple years ago 2017 didn't happen 2018 was 2 years ago 2019 was last year 2020 was last year 2021 it's only January

Julie Benson (@TheJulieBenson)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 00:14 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1372510988659011586

yes it's 🧂 week on this here twitter account this is why I need a vacation

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:31 GMT

did you know that when you hire someone for a given area of expertise that you can save yourself a lot of time and money if you make use of that expertise? full of novel ideas, me

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:31 GMT

https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/1372510988659011586

Tech companies: we're gonna need you to do countless hours of tests, exercises and interviews before we believe you're qualified for this role You: ok cool I'll do that Tech companies: you did great! You're hired You: Oh excellent so I think we should do X Tech companies: oh _no_

Joe Nash (@jna_sh)Thu, 18 Mar 2021 11:53 GMT

https://twitter.com/EliInMadripoor/status/1372237146715742211

you could think of it as a way of calling all asian people yellow which, obviously, isnt the case. its also just ineffective if you want to spread awareness about the current asian hate crimes going on.

v (@kirboyo)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:26 GMT

A person who is okay with being alone is a powerful person.

Keva (@Ayodelefx)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 16:08 GMT

the 🙃 emoji is my favourite because nobody knows what it means. are you mad? happy? sad? did i fuck up? do i apologise? AKA pretty much me in every social situation ever. um excuse me - but what emotion can i put you down for so i know how to respond? how does it feel? 🙃

kris nóva (@krisnova)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 15:09 GMT

I just signed off work until the 6th of April 😎 Can’t wait to not know anything about my job when I’m back 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 17:17 GMT

Sometimes you thirst follow someone and then just end up learning a lot about local politics in their city

Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor)Tue, 16 Mar 2021 15:09 GMT

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1372137222288326658

That's very cute. Happy birthday to you, one of my favourite people on Twitter, and I hope Anna and Morph make it special.

Rachel Morgan-Trimmer (@SparkleClass)Wed, 17 Mar 2021 11:49 GMT