The fact that you have to stick your passport in the post to get a driving license in the uk is _wild_ 😅 I don’t wanna part with my passport, what if I run into Priti? 😱

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 16:13 +0000

https://twitter.com/MIT_CSAIL/status/1387484510783041543

There is a 0% chance someone in the lab has not fucked this thing

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 14:46 +0000

When an owl from Hogwarts shows up ... to collect on your student loans.

Fr. Robert R. Ballecer, SJ (@padresj)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 22:30 +0000

Imagine being 58 ppl and putting out a public blog post to tell folks about new policies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jill wohlner (@JillWohlner)Wed, 28 Apr 2021 01:39 +0000

tired of being tired

Julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 03:42 +0000

Actually, it's called Accountability Culture. The term Cancel Culture is only used by people who don't want to be held accountable, and who want to shift the blame to the victims.

Mathias Verraes (@mathiasverraes)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 20:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1387731297980854272

You've thrown away a gem of a professional reputation for this? I am so embarrassed for you. You need to consider the life choices that have taken you this far off the rails, because they have led you nowhere good.

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 13:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1387757225284825094

Men will literally burn everything they have built to the ground rather than go to therapy.

Zac Delventhal ✊ (@delventhalz)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 14:55 +0000

It's only "cancel culture" if it comes from the Ego-Masculin-Fragile region of France otherwise it's just sparkling consequences.

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 16:15 +0000

images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 11:46 +0000

It’s a proven fact that having a cat scarf improves your aim by 110%

NRG Lulu (@LuluLuvely)Thu, 29 Apr 2021 03:40 +0000

her: hey dad, i wanna wear girl clothes me: dude...same!!

Zoie💞 (@zoiedt)Wed, 28 Apr 2021 16:47 +0000

if I were a startup founder, I would simply not throw away decades of professional goodwill over a temper tantrum

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Wed, 28 Apr 2021 12:25 +0000

It’s only SRE if the code comes from the Production Readiness Review region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling devops

wear a mask 雷启理 (@littleidea)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 23:05 +0000

ceos will literally blog about their bad management practices instead of going to therapy

Sara Mauskopf (@sm)Mon, 26 Apr 2021 22:09 +0000

Why Is Hell So Hot?

System32Comics (@System32Comics)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 19:12 +0000

https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1387191328501506052

Sorry, but you cannot convince me that masks don’t look COOL AND STYLISH AS HELL.

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 23:58 +0000

As a... – mechanical keyboard user I want to... – type louder so that... – people know I have a mechanical keyboard

Shit User Story (@ShitUserStory)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 09:00 +0000

https://twitter.com/javavvitch/status/1387147362146127878

full-snack developer 🇭🇹 (@notdanilu)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 20:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1386692817825812481

an oldie but still hilarious 😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Mon, 26 Apr 2021 14:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/CarolSaysThings/status/1386693800400142344

😂😂

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 18:53 +0000

the only reason I dress revealing or wear tight clothes is so I can look at my own boobs. not for anyone else

cal? (@cal_gif)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 21:05 +0000

https://twitter.com/projectfunction/status/1387121559677116420

This would not be possible without the support of our wonderful Patrons 🧡, a special shoutout to each one them: @alecfrusher @alexwire @Loftio @MrAndrew @anna_hax @iambillwill @CarolSaysThings @chris_emerson @LittleHelli @JamieTanna @JessPWhite @wk_jc @KatCodes (1/2) #PFWave4

ProjectFunction (@projectfunction)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 21:03 +0000

Imagine being in the place of privilege where societal and political discussions is simply a distraction vs. being what directly impacts your life. So tired of this “works on my machine” mindset.

David Hoang (@davidhoang)Mon, 26 Apr 2021 19:38 +0000

Fun TF2 fact: there is a Jpg of a coconut in the files, a dev note reads: “I have no fucking idea who put this here, but when I deleted it the game wouldn’t start. Words cannot describe my fucking confusion.”

Transgirl Source Engine λ (@TransgirlSource)Mon, 26 Apr 2021 04:46 +0000

The NEW Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart trailer has arrived. Check out this preview, or watch in full on YouTube.

PlayStation UK (@PlayStationUK)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 13:36 +0000

My daughter asked me what to do when men whistle and shout at her when she walks down the street. She’s 13. I want to cry. And follow her so I can shout at these men. I told her to ignore them. It seemed a shitty answer.

Cathy Hayward (@CathyHayward7)Mon, 26 Apr 2021 13:35 +0000

Simply have no feelings, write clean code, and you will be successful here

Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits)Tue, 27 Apr 2021 02:07 +0000