https://twitter.com/brianbrainbrani/status/1385599815950602250

Meals is just their last name.

Brandon Wright (@brandonwright16)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 15:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/TheDCSentinel/status/1385577749037858818

Love the double space left by the obvious "quickly looking up what humans call their food" edit.

Gilligan (@Gilliga41879342)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 17:00 +0000

Something incredibly bad is about to happen

District Sentinel (@TheDCSentinel)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 12:54 +0000

Sad to announce that after 6 truly amazing years I am moving on from @HiMumSaidDad I cannot stress enough how difficult that decision has been but I am very excited to share my next chapter in due course

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 17:34 +0000

Gave my 500th COVID-19 vaccine today 💉💪 (Ft. @HackTheMidlands shirt under my scrubs 😉)

Tom Goodman 🏳️‍🌈 (@TauOmicronMu)Fri, 23 Apr 2021 16:02 +0000

made an absolutely devastating typo in the group chat

brady ➐ (@zipoffs)Thu, 22 Apr 2021 21:14 +0000

has anyone done this yet?

lu 🇵🇪 (taylor’s version) (@getawaycrowd)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 16:43 +0000

got a pretty cool vintage bar cart today. who up and want a cocktail

bibo (@biboofficial)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 19:17 +0000

I know things are different in different places, but it feels surreal that there's so much focus on how to reach folks reluctant to vaccinate when there are many people (like me!) who still cannot have even gotten our first doses

cron mom (@sophaskins)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 21:11 +0000

Sharing in case it helps someone. Cashew ended up having Distemper and it started progressing to the neurological phase this week. He was vaccinated but likely had it the entire time we had him and there’s nothing more the vets can really do for him. He’s not going to make it.

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 16:01 +0000

https://twitter.com/EmilyKager/status/1384900137617698817

Spending the little time we got with him was a blessing and I don’t regret rescuing this little sick puppy even if I’m the saddest I’ve ever been today. Keep your pets up to date on their vaccinations. Get puppies from responsible breeders. Kiss your pets today.

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 16:01 +0000

When does energy return?

Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 17:11 +0000

Possibly unpopular opinion, but I feel like "only merge things after verifying they are valid" should maybe be the default policy of the most used piece of software in the world.

Filippo Valsorda 💉💉⏳ (@FiloSottile)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 14:45 +0000

I'm gonna need a bigger mouth. Wagyu burger finished in Chinese black in pepper sauce, cheese, blackened onion, semi sour pickle, sichuan pepper bacon, egg. With mac n cheese on the side.

Czarcuterie Board of Insults (@pczarkowski)Wed, 21 Apr 2021 00:27 +0000