women leadership workshops that teach women "how to demonstrate confidence and competence" or "how to collaborate better" are misdirecting blame. What we really need is for society to learn not to undermine us and assume incompetence.

Naomi (@naomi_pen)Fri, 21 May 2021 16:02 +0000

absolutely cracking up at my instagram explore page

jill (@jillcross69)Thu, 20 May 2021 01:46 +0000

Fucking lol so Digital Ocean won't hire in Colorado now because they would have to share salary info.

SIGWITCH⛧ (@lindseybieda)Fri, 21 May 2021 13:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/JamieTanna/status/1395490462744580105

Well, that is once I finish migrating... (jvt.me/mf2/2021/05/gh…)

Jamie Tanna | www.jvt.me (@JamieTanna)Thu, 20 May 2021 21:42 +0000

“ur so quiet” i don’t make sense when i talk bro

Aqs (@urshazadih)Thu, 20 May 2021 16:15 +0000

🚨 Life News Alert!🚨 Super excited to announce I will be joining @ASOS as a Senior Android Developer next week! Very excited to get started, learn a whole bunch and meet a brand new (super talented) team! 🙌✨

Ed George (@Sp4ghettiCode)Fri, 21 May 2021 14:41 +0000

My son at the dinner table tonight: "Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people."

Kim Scott (@kimballscott)Fri, 21 May 2021 03:49 +0000

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Taylor (@mista_cocks)Thu, 20 May 2021 11:29 +0000

Anybody ever achieve a status of being technical debt-free?

InfoSteph (@StephandSec)Thu, 20 May 2021 14:50 +0000

https://twitter.com/ThisIsMissEm/status/1395493755483041801

Seriously, how pretty is this new artwork I purchased? (Have watermarked this version)

Emelia 👸🏻 (@ThisIsMissEm)Thu, 20 May 2021 21:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/TatianaTMac/status/1395421065237581825

I've never said it out loud, but I've sometimes thought of it as "being a salmon" or "salmoning". Always trying to get upstream, avoiding bears along the way. :)

Sean Killeen (@sjkilleen)Thu, 20 May 2021 16:51 +0000

I'm in a meeting with 45+ people, including VPs and Directors, and someone literally just unmuted for a second, belched lengthily and loudly, and muted themselves again. what

kat on main (@zkat__)Thu, 20 May 2021 17:38 +0000

Not me thinking I just got 17k followers 😭

Miriam 🥷🏽 (@kaktyc444)Tue, 18 May 2021 16:41 +0000

I should have bought onlyfans.dev and just have it redirect to the Android Studio download link

Prince Wilson (@maxcell)Wed, 19 May 2021 21:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1395118098735194117

Then it charges you $5 per GB that it ingests and "processes," which looks a lot like "basic arithmetic." This entire process should be replaced with a button labeled "smee" in the console. When you click it, you get a popup saying "smee again, goan fuck yourself!"

Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig)Wed, 19 May 2021 20:45 +0000

I've seen it mentioned that twitter is full of JS devs and a smattering of other folks, but that Java is under-represented. I'd say that's true and I think I know why. Writing relatable Java content that fits in a tweet is hard 😂

Laurie (@laurieontech)Wed, 19 May 2021 18:09 +0000

This isn’t a cat. It’s actually a CTO holding onto to an outdated opinion about a technology they used once

Jared Palmer (@jaredpalmer)Tue, 18 May 2021 17:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/danpopnyc/status/1394817391822049283

Yeah?

Kat Cosgrove Official (@Dixie3Flatline)Wed, 19 May 2021 01:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/krisnova/status/1394774911982268416

#IndieWeb is cool. You'd need to add a micropub endpoint to your blog that could handle standard requests + get IndieAuth set up which is fairly trivial unless you want to build your own. I'm slowly trying to add all these to my own blog. indieweb.org

#BLM 🏳️‍🌈 Aaron Crowder (@CrowderSoup)Tue, 18 May 2021 22:38 +0000

https://twitter.com/dileepkush/status/1394777793687261184

List of other clients supported by microblog. You can host a dedicated one for yourself if you want. indieweb.org/Micropub/Clien…

dileep (@dileepkush)Tue, 18 May 2021 22:15 +0000

For the latest role we’re hiring for, I’m sending the interview questions to candidates ahead of time. Most roles don’t require working under pressure so why create pressure? I’d rather use our time to evaluate how folks prepare (arguably a greater skill).

Allison Esposito Medina (@techladyallison)Tue, 18 May 2021 21:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/imsadonline/status/1394919888792207360

Sure you are. Neither one of you is getting laid 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

polly pocket monster energy (@no_goblins)Wed, 19 May 2021 07:38 +0000

Rewatching Series 4 of Doctor Who because it's wonderful and Donna is such a great companion. I just got to the end of ep 1 and had the rush that was seeing Rose at the end. When I was 17 and a massive Rose fan, watching that for the first time... I about keeled over. 😚👌✨

Lex Lofthouse (@Loftio)Wed, 19 May 2021 09:17 +0000

Not all code review comments should be criticism! Did you learn something new? “Nice! Didn’t know you could do that” Do you have a question? Ask it and don’t jump right to a correction. Async written communication is hard. But it should reflect all your reactions. #devdiscuss

Laurie (@laurieontech)Wed, 19 May 2021 01:17 +0000

The hardest problem in computer science is escaping a quotation mark in a bash string.

Lorin Hochstein (@norootcause)Mon, 17 May 2021 15:32 +0000

I wonder sometimes if the rampant burnout and anxiety we feel is because we don’t accept — nor truly believe — that thinking is work. But it is. And thinking can happen anywhere. At the gym. In bed. On a walk. In a sauna. At lunch. Ideas require quiet. Solutions too.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Tue, 18 May 2021 16:43 +0000

Using popular things is sucky. When I have an issue with macOS or Windows, search results are dominated by SEO'd junk articles with little to no information. When I have an issue with Linux, search results are usually awesome and get me directly to the juicy information.

Maddison Hellstrom (@HellsMaddy)Wed, 12 May 2021 21:41 +0000

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Christian Reilly (@reillyusa)Mon, 17 May 2021 17:56 +0000

good day 2 b a lady in tech giving tech interview tips 4 free💆

Emily Kager (@EmilyKager)Mon, 17 May 2021 18:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/rellortnocon/status/1394293151100284928

Oh fuck, check this out: 𓂺

𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 (@rellortnocon)Mon, 17 May 2021 14:09 +0000

I was trying to look up how to spell “pharaoh” in hieroglyphics and came across this Unicode character which is funnier than the joke i was planning to make. The character: 𓂸

𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 (@rellortnocon)Mon, 17 May 2021 14:06 +0000

Free product idea: The Great Twitter Escape * twitter app * scans people you follow for personal website URLs * checks if there's an RSS feed for that URL * provides a pick-and-choose UI of all feeds * generates an OPML file to import in your reader

Max Böck (@mxbck)Mon, 17 May 2021 07:26 +0000