*hangs a no solicitors sign on my twitter page*

KC Green (@kcgreenn)Tue, 29 Jun 2021 02:43 +0000

All links are purple twitter.com/morningbrew/st…

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Write a horror story for your industry using just four words

Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew)Tue, 29 Jun 2021 17:20 +0000

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 29 Jun 2021 17:35 +0000

Still can’t quite believe it, but: we bought a house! Super excited! 🎉🏠🔑🥳 instagr.am/p/CQtleRBp5if/

Melinda Seckington (@mseckington)Tue, 29 Jun 2021 17:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/benjaminhaddad/status/1409572921207672835

I don’t do roommates but if I did I wouldn’t want to live with someone who didn’t think my life mattered, believed wild conspiracies, and supported domestic terrorism against our Capitol. I want to feel safe in my home and I wouldn’t feel safe living with someone like that.

kristalisbougie (@kristal100)Tue, 29 Jun 2021 04:42 +0000

Just a reminder

Brian Kahn (@blkahn)Sun, 27 Jun 2021 23:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1409632486817107973

my wifi name is hilarious and physical addresses in the US are wicked easy to find, so mine's Wu Tang LAN

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Tue, 29 Jun 2021 03:16 +0000

Today was my birthday and I spent it eating steak, pub lunching with my friends, spending beer tokens from my uncle and playing video games! Man turning 26 was pretty awesome ☺️🥳

Seren Davies (@ninjanails)Mon, 28 Jun 2021 21:42 +0000

my brother got his covid jab and text my mum afterwards 🤣🤣

. (@a_stxx)Sun, 27 Jun 2021 12:26 +0000

Work news: from Thursday, I will be Lead Developer on the Digital Identity programme at @gdsteam. If I’m honest this is a daunting challenge but I’m going to have the support of some great people. As an old boss of mine used to say: “ever forwards!”

Philip Potter (@philandstuff)Mon, 28 Jun 2021 09:11 +0000

https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1409171298694176771

jeff (@YoMTVRapz)Mon, 28 Jun 2021 01:45 +0000

They bout to take the Hero exam

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Louis Vuitton Men’s Spring/Summer 2022 by Virgil Abloh

SAINT (@saint)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 17:45 +0000

SlimeGod ひ (@SlimeGuyEli)Sat, 26 Jun 2021 19:16 +0000

Every text to my friends lately is like "hey sorry I didn't respond here, I've been in a deep crippling depression, dealing with the trauma of a global pandemic, whilst simultaneously dealing with family issues I don't want to get into. but loool- crazy year am I right???" 🪦⚰️🥲

Chloe Condon (@ChloeCondon)Sun, 27 Jun 2021 20:32 +0000

Huy Fong's Sriracha hit revenue of $150m+ a year...with no sales team, no trademark and $0 in ad spend. Its creator is Vietnamese-American David Tran, making the sauce's success a tale of immigrant hustle and a product that literally sells itself. Here's the story🧵

Trung Phan 🇨🇦 (@TrungTPhan)Sun, 27 Jun 2021 16:21 +0000

Such a legend. Also here's a story - we tried to get pitch them to buy ads on Reddit (since we knew it would do well) and they were very kind but said they didn't need to buy ads. So right 😆 twitter.com/trungtphan/sta…

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Huy Fong's Sriracha hit revenue of $150m+ a year...with no sales team, no trademark and $0 in ad spend. Its creator is Vietnamese-American David Tran, making the sauce's success a tale of immigrant hustle and a product that literally sells itself. Here's the story🧵

Trung Phan 🇨🇦 (@TrungTPhan)Sun, 27 Jun 2021 16:21 +0000

AlexisOhanian.eth 7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ (@alexisohanian)Sun, 27 Jun 2021 17:14 +0000

RT @empijei This is among the highest quality bait I've ever seen.

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Sat, 26 Jun 2021 10:22 +0000

Peter Shillito 🏳️‍🌈 (@theshillito)Sat, 26 Jun 2021 22:31 +0000

Thinking ab the time where some troll was replying to me and @jackyalcine just replied with a succinct “goo goo ga ga” LMFAOOOO

Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes)Sun, 27 Jun 2021 08:28 +0000

Rough idea for a programming language… obviously <variable-name> is <value> obviously <function-name> should <logic> everyone knows (<if condition>) { have you tried <function-call> } well actually (<optional else condition>) { have you tried <function-call> }

Miriam (But Terrible) (@TerribleMia)Sat, 26 Jun 2021 20:55 +0000

https://twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat/status/1408731192271294468

I remain convinced that it’s all staged to give Hancock a way out that is not directly due to the government’s (and his) disastrous handling of the pandemic. Resigning over a ‘fling’ means the blame lies with him; resigning over Covid could see the downfall of the entire lot.

Ian Rutter (@ianrutter01)Sat, 26 Jun 2021 15:20 +0000

Kate Temkin 🤍💙💜💚❤️ (@ktemkin)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 13:06 +0000

lunch time shitposting about d&i: signs of a diverse but not inclusive team can be visible from demographic data on -who gets first pick on interesting work -who does most housecleaning -whose ideas met w least resistance -whose ideas met w most resistance

🦖t i 🌿,,👁 〰 👁,,💖 (@zero_chill_tea)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 20:34 +0000

pornography caters to some of the basest male fantasies: owning a house, owning a couch, owning a bus, driving around in a bus with your friends, being on speaking terms with your step-family,

Pattern Ignorer (@erasmusNYT)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 16:07 +0000

https://twitter.com/erasmusNYT/status/1408456726593126406

the fantasy of ending it all as soon as the self-disgust sets in

Please contact my office to license my commentary. (@angel_sentbyGod)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 18:20 +0000

this person thinks they’re being ultrawoke but the underlying presumption here is that domestic work is inherently less dignified than other work

vanessa a. bi 🐝✌🏾 (@Vanessa_ABee)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 12:19 +0000

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1408115651084963844

She's asking for autonomy over her own body Ted...you are aware of that right?

4BetterDays🌱🛹 (@4_odays)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 18:01 +0000

When I attempted to take my own life, they told me if I didn't agree to go they would have me involuntarily committed. I was forced into taking lithium, more drugs to balance each previous drug out, shock therapy, and I wasn't allowed to leave. I could not even go outside.

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Fun fact: Involuntary treatment for mental health patients (including forcible medication and coerced hospitalisation) is legal across the US and states are working to make it easier all the time! You may have heard examples pitched as ‘helping the mentally ill.'

s. e. smith (@sesmith)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 01:38 +0000

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 11:36 +0000

"What sort of things do you do at your tech meetup?" Errrrrr....

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Know Your Audience is one of the weirder games we've created for our events during the panda times We 🧡 it though 😀 #TechNott #TechCommunity #Nottingham

Tech Nottingham (@technottingham)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 11:05 +0000

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 11:08 +0000

okay so I try to avoid the 10x engineer discourse but like if your team needs to call you a bunch of times for debugging help when you go on vacation? you're not a force multiplier, you're a bottleneck.

shelby spees (@shelbyspees)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 20:02 +0000

Not sure how I feel about adultery being used as a reason to discredit someone's political career. Matt Hancock's done enough to be sacked 1,000 times over, having a messy personal life is the least of it.

Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar)Fri, 25 Jun 2021 05:53 +0000

People who live in London always says London is amazing then proceed to list things that exist in every U.K. city.

Chris Burden (@WulfrunianChris)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 17:15 +0000

the more I interact with others in-person, the more I realize we are all traumatized and it's coming out in spiky ways no one is the same person they were in 2019 we've been stripped

bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 19:54 +0000

Finally achieved my dream of being a question on @Jeopardy no one knows the answer to

nick kroll (@nickkroll)Thu, 24 Jun 2021 03:51 +0000