i’m still so mad about people making fun of the guys trying to find more friends. contrary to popular belief, it is easy to end up relatively friendless and lonely as an adult due to a variety of circumstances!!!

justin trudeau's tattoo (@milfnokids)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 23:24 +0000

who getting pegged daily

julietteyooo (@Julietteyooo)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 21:33 +0000

https://twitter.com/jina/status/1405936906391625733

I was on a busssss

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 17:14 +0000

https://twitter.com/ASpittel/status/1405936724157648897

Hardcore is relative Ali cmon

Emma Bostian 🐞 (@EmmaBostian)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 17:13 +0000

This is edge computing coming for you You're not ready

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https://twitter.com/kalababag/status/1405921103973806084

Where do you work? Just curious.

Kat Cosgrove, Mullet Advocate (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 16:48 +0000

Cher Scarlett (@cherthedev)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 16:59 +0000

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Justin Garrison (@rothgar)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 16:20 +0000

Had a great first day on the HBO Max team! Good on ramp, with a few test PRs to get me started. Now to take a big sip of coffee and see what everyone’s tweeting about

Harshil (@harshil)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 01:29 +0000

We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

HBOMaxHelp (@HBOMaxHelp)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 02:21 +0000

Canon

Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 01:44 +0000

https://twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1405702805948538881

I mean, I don’t disagree...

Lucia Lobosvilla (@LuciaLobosvilla)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 02:28 +0000

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 21:00 +0000

🌍 Happy Earth Day! 🌎 May I present all five geostationary views of Earth.

Dakota Smith (@weatherdak)Thu, 22 Apr 2021 14:11 +0000

How long did this interview last?

No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)Wed, 16 Jun 2021 22:21 +0000

Standing offer: if you are non-men/URM in tech and are negotiating salary for your next offer, I'm happy to share my entire comp history with you in DMs. Information is power.

swyx (@swyx)Thu, 17 Jun 2021 22:08 +0000

Pretty sure that if an intern can email a live mailing list without an employee approving it, it was actually the business's lack of proper controls. In other words "they pooped in the yard, the intern was the one who stepped in it."

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We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

HBOMaxHelp (@HBOMaxHelp)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 02:21 +0000

Corey Quinntegration Test Email #2 (@QuinnyPig)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1405735631662190596

We've seen multiple cases of an intern being blamed, named, and hung out to dry. That's shitty. It's okay for interns to make mistakes. It's expected. They should have the freedom to do that, on production systems, and not fear their careers being ruined.

Kat Cosgrove, Mullet Advocate (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/Dixie3Flatline/status/1405735633507684356

In this case, HBO demonstrated that they give their interns real responsibilities, and that they're equipped to handle it in a healthy, constructive way when a mistake inevitably happens. They are setting a good example for others.

Kat Cosgrove, Mullet Advocate (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:54 +0000

I would rather send Integration Test Email #1 than accidentally alert Hawaii that there is an incoming ballistic missile

Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 01:40 +0000

Hot take: it's a good thing that HBO tweeted that an intern was responsible for the integration email mistake. Why? Because at the same time, they signalled to us *and to other companies* that the person responsible is not in trouble and being taken care of.

Kat Cosgrove, Mullet Advocate (@Dixie3Flatline)Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/72pac/status/1405425322435088387

Stefani Goerlich, LMSW-Clinical, LISW, CST ✡️ (@Tzefira_Neviah)Thu, 17 Jun 2021 15:37 +0000

The Riddler: riddle me this: what can you eat all night long, but never get full? Batman: ?

an english human 🤔 (@English_Channel)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 22:02 +0000

you are someone’s most confusing twitter account. they followed a while ago. you’re too benign to mute but annoying enough that they think “huh, why am I following them again?” every few months. it’s worse than being someone’s most-hated twitter account. you’re that. to someone

I hope this is satire... (@sablaah)Thu, 17 Jun 2021 01:28 +0000

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aaron (@philosophequeer)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 12:01 +0000

This is promising. The 3 miscarriage rule is brutal. After my 1st & most traumatic miscarriage which involved surgery I had a complete mental breakdown. Had I known that I needed to experience that twice more I think I'd have given up hope completely. theguardian.com/society/2021/j…

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Wed, 16 Jun 2021 18:06 +0000

https://twitter.com/holly/status/1405193560094298116

Best worst emoji use ever 😅😅😅

Holly Brockwell (@holly)Wed, 16 Jun 2021 16:04 +0000

currently playing:

Jacky, I guess. (@jackyalcine)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 21:57 +0000

did not have tim berners-lee turning into a crypto bro on my bingo card

Andy Bell (@piccalilli_)Wed, 16 Jun 2021 08:09 +0000

I came out as gay to my work colleagues and some of my friends several years ago. I came out to my family last year. Everyone is so supportive. But it still feels like I’m living a double life because I don’t discuss it publicly. I’m changing that, starting now 🏳️‍🌈 Happy #pride !

Kieran McHugh (@kieranmch)Wed, 16 Jun 2021 07:18 +0000

trying to get your deposit back

Stevie Martin (@5tevieM)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 11:09 +0000

So excited to finally reveal the insanely talented cast for Human Resources, the @bigmouth spin-off, set in the workplace of our creatures. Filled with Hormone Monsters, Shame Wizards and sooo much more. This. Show. Is. Bonkers. variety.com/2021/streaming…

nick kroll (@nickkroll)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 18:21 +0000

Cool to be asked to talk about Open Banking & DeFi @dddeastmidlands in October - especially as the talks are voted for by the attendees #hottopic

Tom Morton (@errantx)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 11:49 +0000

let batman eat pussy

💖 Caroline Leigh Layne 💖 (@caroleighlayne)Mon, 14 Jun 2021 19:23 +0000

DC Animated (@DC_Animated)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 01:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/mithrasangel/status/1402746791796244481

That would be great, but all I can think of is Picard getting a status report from Luis from Ant-Man.

Pouncy (@_manywaters_)Thu, 10 Jun 2021 06:54 +0000

“CAPTAAAAAIN!!” Captain, my Man the borg are here! We gon die!

UzamakiJ (@UzamakiJ)Wed, 09 Jun 2021 01:10 +0000

well now I need to know if batman eats ass

Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 02:07 +0000

ummm so I broke up with fuckstairs neighbour 😍 🏠 🔑 thanks to everyone who made *this* (and my smart lock stock model career) possible 💞

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Tue, 15 Jun 2021 03:30 +0000