https://twitter.com/ellenkorbes/status/1451383744733098017

gentle reminder that if you find me hot you're gay

Ellen (@ellenkorbes)Fri, 22 Oct 2021 03:11 +0000

This still kills me every time i see it

Tina (@OmnipoTina)Fri, 22 Oct 2021 05:54 +0000

https://twitter.com/RisuToInu/status/1451418521129340968

KinkedIn

the apocalypse, but make it fashion. ✨ (@ElleArmageddon)Fri, 22 Oct 2021 05:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/RisuToInu/status/1451418521129340968

Like imagine recruiters cold calling “ we saw you got ten endorsements for x, you seem like a great fit for this role bc you can tolerate pain”

Stella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 22 Oct 2021 06:40 +0000

Everyone is asleep so let’s agree it is a shame you can’t be endorsed for sexual skill on LinkedIn 💫

Stella (@RisuToInu)Fri, 22 Oct 2021 05:09 +0000

"No one talks about them, not a whispered word is said." Beware the Court of Owls in the latest story trailer for @GothamKnights, straight out of #DCFanDome

IGN (@IGN)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 19:16 +0000

Zachary Levi gives us a behind-the-scenes look at the Shazam! sequel, Shazam! Fury of the Gods which is scheduled to open in theaters on June 2, 2023. #DCFanDome

IGN (@IGN)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 20:31 +0000

Ezra Miller's Barry Allen dives into the 1989 Batcave in the latest teaser for @theflashmovie, complete with voice-over from Michael Keaton himself! #DCFanDome

IGN (@IGN)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 18:55 +0000

Don't be a Hero. #SuicideSquadGame

Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League (@suicidesquadRS)Sat, 16 Oct 2021 17:39 +0000

happy #internationalpronounsday! 💖 my pronouns are she/her. ✨ sharing your pronouns as a cis person is a low bar for allyship. but it does help people feel more comfortable sharing their own, especially if they don’t conform to the gender binary. so pop yours in your bio!

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Happy #InternationalPronounsDay! 💞 We use pronouns every day to refer to each other - whether it's at home, at work or at school. Find out more about International Pronouns Day and why pronouns matter 👇 stonewall.org.uk/about-us/news/…

Stonewall (@stonewalluk)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 07:00 +0000

maisie spell 🔔 🏳️‍⚧️ (@hiMaisie)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 08:23 +0000

https://twitter.com/bloodberry_tart/status/1450961152947675138

blockchain

N I C 🕸 L E (@nicoleamurray)Thu, 21 Oct 2021 01:52 +0000

Leviathan Wakes by @JamesSACorey, but make it 70s retro scifi👀

mar (art edition™) (@cryptidmar)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 02:33 +0000

This is interesting. A bank claimed it couldn't use diacritics in a customer's name due to technical limitations. Customer sued… and won! Your name is personal data, and GDPR says it should be recorded accurately.

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“The Market Court of the Brussels appeal court held that, in accordance with article 16 GDPR, the data subject has the right for their name to be correctly spelled when processed by the computer systems of the Bank.” gdprhub.eu/index.php?titl…

Your Name Is Invalid! (@yournameisvalid)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 07:49 +0000

Terence Eden (@edent)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 07:53 +0000

https://twitter.com/1uigi/status/1450565341826912256

"Are scrum masters indoctrinating our kids?! Tune in every night this week at 6 pm for a stand up to learn more!"

it's pronounced aksfjh 👖 (@aksfjh)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:42 +0000

Notch? No problem.

Marc Edwards (@marcedwards)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 12:20 +0000

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1450897976226816001

Yes I’ve received a lot of feedback to that effect. Which is interesting as it sort of does what I was suggesting (provide feedback to well intentioned people who don’t know any better) while simultaneously disagreeing with me. 🙃 I have learned from this and do appreciate it.

Pete (@YourFriendPete)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:54 +0000

🆘 (@SwiftOnSecurity)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:57 +0000

oh my god this is so well made

lil nass x (@sheevpaIps)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 15:21 +0000

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1450835012824313862

Omg...this is the choice in the lead... 😬

Onesecondname (@Onesecondname)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 15:00 +0000

He’s 100% correct. The juices that fall through the cracks when you grill a burger are the tears of your guests anticipating a dry burger. @JesseKellyDC twitter.com/jessekellydc/s…

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Burgers are to be made on a flat top so they can cook their own fat. The grill has its place. It’s not for burgers. twitter.com/jeremyjrane/st…

Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 13:07 +0000

Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 14:19 +0000

Company: “We have a diverse and inclusive workplace.” Company’s org chart ⬇️ Upper management: 👨🏼👨🏼 👨🏻👨🏼‍🦱👱🏼‍♂️ 👱🏼‍♂️🧑🏻🧑🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦳 Middle Management: 👨🏾👨🏼‍🦱👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼🧑🏻 Entry level: 👩🏽‍🦱👨🏿🧕🏼🧑🏻‍🦱👳🏽👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼‍🦰

Boss Women Collective (@bosswomenco)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:28 +0000

https://twitter.com/izs/status/1450828572923367430

"But if everyone is getting their rent food and medical paid by government handouts, we won't be able to afford to force them to do these horrible jobs! Businesses will fail! 😭"

isaacs (@izs)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 14:19 +0000

SOOOO MUCH NOPE Dear infosec bros: if you can’t make a joke without inappropriately sexualising the topic, then please refrain from making jokes, you suck at it.

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Because BeerCon, the Beer Farmers' conference, popped up in my timeline, I thought it worth noting that they sent "The Beer Farmers popped my cherry" stickers to first time speakers and then defended it on Twitter as humour.

Martijn Grooten (@martijn_grooten)Sun, 15 Aug 2021 10:14 +0000

Miss IG Geek (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 (@MissIG_Geek)Wed, 20 Oct 2021 12:59 +0000

The new £100 contactless card payment limit begins to roll out nationally this Friday, 15th October. In line with this, we're launching a new feature going live this Friday that lets you set your own limit (between £0 - £100) for contactless payments. Here's how to do it 👇

Starling Bank (@StarlingBank)Wed, 13 Oct 2021 12:31 +0000

OK, this is going to sound like one of those awful Chat Magazine Top Tips… My home office has laminate flooring & it is cold. I've taken a toilet mat & put it under my desk! Now my feet stay warm and my chair doesn't get caught on the carpet. What's your top home-office hack?

Terence Eden (@edent)Mon, 11 Nov 2019 17:52 GMT

Yeah sex is great but have you ever been handed the chance to make the perfect headline and wholeheartedly taken it

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A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered bgr.co/dfKTY7f

BGR.com (@BGR)Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:51 +0000

ABNORMALLY SPOOKY VƎX (@vexwerewolf)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:16 +0000

https://twitter.com/BGR/status/1014129625843294210

Hey BGR dot com, I want you to find the contributor who wrote this article and give me their name, so I can personally ask them how long they waited for a chance to make a joke like this and how good it felt to be given that chance.

ABNORMALLY SPOOKY VƎX (@vexwerewolf)Tue, 19 Oct 2021 23:15 +0000

A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered bgr.co/dfKTY7f

BGR.com (@BGR)Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:51 +0000