Every time I see a picture of a Tokyo street scene I think “goddamn why does this look so inviting?!” and then I realise it’s because there’s no on street parking

Sarah 🍓 (@SarahJ_Berry)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 19:04 +0000

deliveroo.co.uk/amazon-prime woah nelly

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 16:05 +0000

deliveroo.co.uk/amazon-prime woah nelly

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 16:05 +0000

Delicious food with delicious friends 😌

Carol 🌻 (@CarolSaysThings)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 20:58 +0000

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at BlinkingGuy.com

Drew Scanlon (@drewscanlon)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 16:27 +0000

https://twitter.com/virginmedia/status/1438209338338942981

Why would changing the settings on a WiFi device allow a 5G device to work better? Have your engineers given you a technical explanation? I’m really curious about what’s affecting what.

Sam Strong 🧀 (@RapidOwl)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 18:37 +0000

COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake COWORKER: amy please not right now

amy nguyen (@amyngyn)Tue, 11 Dec 2018 19:38 GMT

It is so much easier to promote talent than face them as a competitor.

emily freeman (@editingemily)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 20:58 +0000

https://twitter.com/eevee/status/1438011137132351488

on the other hand if you are expecting a response but get a ♥ and nothing else then i probably just don't know what to say and i'm hoping you won't notice

eevee (@eevee)Wed, 15 Sep 2021 05:28 +0000

seeing pics of the met gala feels like we’re watching the capitol in the hunger games lmao

toxic femininity (@itscassavaa)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 02:15 +0000

do that kinky thing the patriarchy secretly likes but doesn't want its friends to know about

j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 20:39 +0000

personally I’m not sure that cosigning the idea that sex = punishment is a real rah-rah moment but I am also deeply unfashionable twitter.com/thecut/status/…

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“If someone doesn’t know what this means, you’re gonna have to look it up” — Cara Delevingne #MetGala thecut.io/3liUJn2

The Cut (@TheCut)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 00:50 +0000

andi zeisler (@andizeisler)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 02:52 +0000

Sure “Peg the Patriarchy” may come from a sex positive place but I strongly agree with this take. You need to know your audience. Sex for many is already associated w/ shame - plus a surprising amount of people don’t know what pegging is. So it’s more harmful than productive.

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personally I’m not sure that cosigning the idea that sex = punishment is a real rah-rah moment but I am also deeply unfashionable twitter.com/thecut/status/…

andi zeisler (@andizeisler)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 02:52 +0000

Carolyn Stransky (@carolstran)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 20:45 +0000

Absolutely the fuck not

Dennis (@dennisbhooper)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 01:40 +0000

The best part of "the great resignation" is how many exciting announcements we get to celebrate around here! 🥳

Laurie (@laurieontech)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 14:32 +0000

Haha it's subversive because being penetrated is degrading. i wonder where that idea comes from. better not look into it

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“If someone doesn’t know what this means, you’re gonna have to look it up” — Cara Delevingne #MetGala thecut.io/3liUJn2

The Cut (@TheCut)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 00:50 +0000

eevee (@eevee)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 14:32 +0000

https://twitter.com/TheCut/status/1437579551551406090

I'm the creator of Peg the Patriarchy and owner of the trademark. So just came here to say, proud day for subverting the patriarchy when my art makes it to the #MetGala.  Support queer art: pegthepatriarchy.com 💗🖤

Luna Matatas (@lunamatatas)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 01:43 +0000

The Prestige (d. Christopher Nolan, 2006)

Screaming Pectoriloquy (@Caulimovirus)Sat, 11 Sep 2021 04:52 +0000

I would like to brag for a moment: I assembled a standing desk that is almost longer than I am tall and weighs more than I do by myself! I’m proud of myself for how I used my understanding of physics and resourcefulness to compensate for my lack of strength or assembly mate.

Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac)Tue, 14 Sep 2021 04:59 +0000

The technical interview process gives a particularly large advantage to people who can afford to take the time to focus solely on preparing for an interview process that has very little to do with the nature of the work itself.

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"...technical interviews currently used in hiring for many software engineering positions test whether a job candidate has performance anxiety rather than whether the candidate is competent at coding" Cross that with Stereotype Threat and auughhh 😱

twitter.com/nicholasnapp/s…

MMitchell (@mmitchell_ai)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 15:26 +0000

kate rotondo (@krotondo)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 16:22 +0000

https://twitter.com/abbyfuller/status/1437281768738988034

After interacting with him for two seconds I'm convinced he's having a manic episode, and while that doesn't excuse his behavior, I hope he gets the help he needs

Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@IanColdwater)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 05:24 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_prion/status/1437147120872529922

You're welcome in the k8s community if you're not going to be an adversarial dickhead and openly insult people. Otherwise yeah dude, fuck off. We don't need you, good luck with the fork, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out etc.

Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline)Sun, 12 Sep 2021 20:25 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_prion/status/1437191844727648257

People are worried about you. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=285042… You might be having a manic episode, please consider seeking help before it gets worse. 888-246-3333

Derek Rhodes (@rhodesd_)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 02:45 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_prion/status/1437284850868776967

What the fuck does being a raging asshole on Twitter have to do with Facebook

Abby Fuller (@abbyfuller)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 05:20 +0000

Is anybody else vaguely reminded of Downton’s MR Carlson? Just me then? Aight.

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Proboscis monkeys love looking like they are shocked by the allegations

Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy)Sun, 12 Sep 2021 23:49 +0000

pumpkin spice genehack (@genehack)Mon, 13 Sep 2021 05:29 +0000

https://twitter.com/the_prion/status/1436726135115501570

Jeff you’re interrogation of folks in this community about why they aren’t attending kubecon is not welcome and crossing boundaries

p🍐ris (@ParisInBmore)Sun, 12 Sep 2021 16:35 +0000

https://twitter.com/ohadelaide/status/1436881362389139459

I have an album on my phone where all my pictures I took during are, and they're my "awful inherited sofa" grief room. Tonight I'm sitting in it for a while. (Writing by Jenn Frank)

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Sun, 12 Sep 2021 02:43 +0000