I'm not sure if the #SignsYoureASub trend is about substitute teachers, sub sandwiches, or the kink. 🤔

Chuck Peters (@ChuckPeters13)Mon, 30 Aug 2021 00:48 +0000

Love how my social anxiety's merged with my covid anxiety into a colossal all-consuming ball of mega-anxiety and now we're meant to be 'doing stuff' again.

Cassie Evans (@cassiecodes)Mon, 30 Aug 2021 09:51 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1431346337484877826

Another lovely moment from the birth - a perfect end to a long journey and the beginning of a new one ❤️

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Sun, 29 Aug 2021 14:04 +0000

After a LOT of time deciding on the right one I finally bought a mechanical keyboard (s/o to @_elletownsend for all her help 💖) Now I just need to get some cute keycaps and basically re-learn how to type on this thing 😅

katie walker (@KatCodes)Sat, 28 Aug 2021 13:08 +0000

https://twitter.com/Julian/status/1348001396277186560

Bloggers who post frequently (2x/wk) are rarely worth reading consistently. I read for insights. And no writer can generate profound insights on a fixed schedule. I aggregate writers who publish sporadically. When they post, they truly have something to say.

Julian Shapiro (@Julian)Sat, 09 Jan 2021 20:19 GMT

Did some reading into MQTT after setting up some #Tasmota plugs that used it and realised I wanted to know more about the structure of topics, messages etc. Blogged my notes #blogumentation style (@JamieTanna would be proud) ;) brunty.me/post/understan…

Matt Brunt (@Brunty)Sat, 28 Aug 2021 21:03 +0000

https://twitter.com/MrAndrew/status/1431346337484877826

Huge shout out to Mandy from the Sherwood Birthing Unit at King's Mill @SFHFT for the beautiful photograph! Best moment of our lives ❤️

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Sat, 28 Aug 2021 21:18 +0000

Cool country you’ve got there. Would be a shame if someone invented a website for ranking hot girls on campus and your mom used it to learn how to poison herself with horse paste.

Shawn Fleek (he / they) (@shawnfleek)Fri, 27 Aug 2021 21:46 +0000

https://twitter.com/kotzendekrabbe/status/1431366670006767620

Patricia Aas 🐢 (@pati_gallardo)Sat, 28 Aug 2021 10:26 +0000

Where’s the lie?

Spicy Memes for Lefty Teens (@SpicyLeftyTeens)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 11:49 +0000

We made a tiny human ❤️

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Flora Belle Julia Seward was born today at 12:49 weighing in at 7lb exactly. @MrsEmma and baby are both healthy and doing great. We're absolutely in love with her 🥰

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 27 Aug 2021 20:02 +0000

Emma Seward (@MrsEmma)Fri, 27 Aug 2021 22:48 +0000

Flora Belle Julia Seward was born today at 12:49 weighing in at 7lb exactly. @MrsEmma and baby are both healthy and doing great. We're absolutely in love with her 🥰

Andrew Seward (@MrAndrew)Fri, 27 Aug 2021 20:02 +0000

i’m..not…hiding..anything..but..pls…don’t..touch…my..phone

alexa🧸 (@hoelyfeel)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 14:09 +0000

Hey Friday! I just want to be 100% transparent, I’m not going through a great time right now. I’m not okay today. I will probably fake smiles but I’m not okay. Reminding myself that these things pass 💜

Pauline P. Narvas 🍊💜 (@paulienuh)Fri, 27 Aug 2021 06:25 +0000

“Sex workers sell their bodies” you developed arthritis from standing up all day at your cashier job that pays you $7.50 please humble yourself

Fiona Applebum says #BlockShaunKing 🍎 (@WrittenByHanna)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 16:04 +0000

It's official: The Old Guard is reuniting for a sequel that will be directed by Victoria Mahoney!

Netflix (@netflix)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 17:15 +0000

I was 11 weeks and four days pregnant today, and now I'm not. I have struggled with infertility since I was 16, but I have to keep faith that you aren't my one chance. I love you. I desperately wanted you. You would have been born on our anniversary. I'll miss you forever.

Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 20:34 +0000

I will be forever indebted to @pulumicorp, for allowing me to continue my "lazy coding" habit.

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In which I ramble about being a "lazy coder" with Pulumi and scripts. by Two Brainy @racket100 - racket.com/twobrainy/rrdT5

Two Brainy (@TwoBrainy)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 10:02 +0000

Two Brainy (@TwoBrainy)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 10:22 +0000

Spent 2-3 days trying to solve a huge technical challenge, had no luck. Tried so many things. Finished work, told myself I wasn’t going to think about the problem at all tonight. One hour later, the brain throws a solution up and it’s perfect. Every. Damn. Time.

Jack Ellis (@JackEllis)Thu, 26 Aug 2021 00:22 +0000

“come back baby I love you, no, no, you know I’d never hurt you right? I’m sorry all your friends were lying to you about me.” twitter.com/onlyfans/statu…

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Thank you to everyone for making your voices heard. We have secured assurances necessary to support our diverse creator community and have suspended the planned October 1 policy change. OnlyFans stands for inclusion and we will continue to provide a home for all creators.

OnlyFans (@OnlyFans)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 11:56 +0000

cal? (@cal_gif)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 13:36 +0000

A part of "welcome aboard" that Perl got really really right: explicitly pointing out that it's okay to start with "baby talk" simplistic code if it gets the job done, and that your style evolves as you learn. Way too many language communities only want to win over skilled devs.

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https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1429936393795473433

When I ran Perl Training Australia with @pjf, for Windows we'd install Padre (Perl IDE) and the ActiveState perl.exe and we were good to go. Students could write and run code straight away. Later we'd show them how to add new modules and that was easy too.

Jacinta. B.Eng (Hons), B.Sci. (@jarichaust)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 01:56 +0000

brian wisti (@brianwisti)Wed, 25 Aug 2021 05:37 +0000

Urgh, one of the most consistent user-hostile anti-patterns is the thing where UGC sites start adding a login requirement just to view content Medium, Quora, Reddit... and now Twitter are doing it! So disappointing news.ycombinator.com/item?id=282892…

Simon Willison (@simonw)Tue, 24 Aug 2021 15:14 +0000

In lieu of/in addition to a traditional signing bonus, it would be awesome if a company gave you a paid month off before your first day so that you could detox/recover from your last gig.

Tim Banks is a melanated Bacchus (@elchefe)Tue, 24 Aug 2021 21:05 +0000

*chef’s kiss*

Nadine Batchelor-Hunt (@nadinebh_)Mon, 23 Aug 2021 21:38 +0000

First, make sure you understand what Kubernetes is, and how to leverage it. Second, challenge how you got to step two. If it still makes sense, start with a managed offering, and avoid getting sidetracked cosplaying SRE instead of building your business. cloud.google.com/kubernetes-eng…

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https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/1298343780307755008

Where should I start if I wanna get into k8s for my startup?

Linux Ave (@1M_linesofcode)Wed, 26 Aug 2020 03:11 +0000

Kelsey Hightower (@kelseyhightower)Wed, 26 Aug 2020 04:55 +0000